Soulki Sinya'Kuile
03-03-2004, 05:40 PM
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband
I would be home by midnight. "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00
AM, a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo
clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really
proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, even when
totally smashed, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked what time I got in, and I told him midnight.
He didn't seem disturbed at all. Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
then said, "Oh @#%$", cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed
another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat
and farted."
I would be home by midnight. "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00
AM, a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo
clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really
proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, even when
totally smashed, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked what time I got in, and I told him midnight.
He didn't seem disturbed at all. Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
then said, "Oh @#%$", cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed
another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat
and farted."