Here's some for the real women!
>
>Ladies:
> If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
> drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt
> for an instant "fix-me-up."
>
>Real Women:
> If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
> damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's
> motto: "I made it, if you want something to eat, you will
> eat it and I don't care how it tastes."
> ************************************************** ***************
>
>Ladies:
> Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
> on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
>
>Real Women:
> Take a lime and well chilled tequila, mix and drink. You
> might still have the headache, but who cares?
> ************************************************** *************
> Ladies:
> Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
> cone to prevent ice cream drips.
>
>Real Women:
> Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone for
> Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with
> your feet up, eating it anyway.
>
>************************************************** *****************
> Ladies:
> To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
> with the potatoes.
>
>Real Women:
> Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry
> for up to a year.
>
>************************************************** ****************
> Ladies:
> When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use
> a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any
> white mess on the inside of the cake.
>
>Real Women:
> Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.
>
>************************************************** *****************
> Ladies:
> Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking
> to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
>
>Real Women:
> Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing
> egg whites over the crust, so just don't do it.
>
>************************************************** *****************
> Ladies:
> If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish
> washing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes
> opening jars easy.
>
>Real Women:
> What dish washing gloves? Go ask the very cute neighbor
> guy to do it.
>
>************************************************** *************
> Ladies:
> Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes
> for future use in casseroles and sauces.
>
>Real Woman:
> What leftover wine??
> ************************************************** **************
> And finally the most important tip...
>
>Always remember... A good friend will come and bail you
> out of jail...but, a REALLY GOOD friend will be sitting
> next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
>

>Ladies:
>Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes
>for future use in casseroles and sauces.
>
>Real Woman:
>What leftover wine??

Hahaha! :rollin

:rollin
that one had me laughin too marz!