View Full Version : Liberal Congress = Global Warming
Sanchek
08-09-2009, 07:08 PM
http://imgur.com/O2xNZ.jpg
velvetsilence
08-09-2009, 07:54 PM
Thats pretty sad considering she come's from "Hot" springs. she should remember the mantra think globally act locally.
Korlis
08-09-2009, 10:32 PM
HAHA what an idiot. So Congress controls daylight also. Now I know who to blame
Selwen Soulgazer
08-09-2009, 11:59 PM
Not just Congress, Korlis. Liberal Congress
velvetsilence
08-11-2009, 01:46 PM
If Obama and the Liberal Congress were serious about global warming, they would be working to correct this problematic Axial tilt nonsence instead of legislating the number of daylight hours.
Osgiliath666
08-13-2009, 04:07 PM
Damn you liberals for making the sun stay out longer.. GOD I hate you all so much.
Malse
08-13-2009, 04:12 PM
It was the recommendation of a Death Panel to increase skin cancer fatalities in patriots.
Osgiliath666
08-13-2009, 04:13 PM
Don't you people know!!!!!! Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!!!
Korlis
08-14-2009, 01:20 AM
MMM Slurm!!!
Korlis
08-14-2009, 01:22 AM
Wasn't sure if the writer meant it but Warming is mispelled too in the title warning just does not fit witht he article. I'm slow and just noticed this part.
Kelraz Bladesinger
08-14-2009, 07:29 AM
Snopes has information that the author wrote the article as a joke :(
Akom of Cazic Thule
08-16-2009, 02:15 AM
Yeah, I'd say it was a joke too after I was laughed at for being a retard.
Kelraz Bladesinger
08-16-2009, 06:03 AM
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/daylight.asp
Also compare it to this article, published a month earlier:
Dear Editor:
I am sure that if you have been out on the trails of our wonderful mountains lately you have noticed the snow is disappearing rapidly, and there are rocks and trees poking through at levels seemingly unprecedented in the memory of those of us that pay attention to such things. It is heartbreaking to to see their majestic finery slipping away so early.
Ah, the locals say, global warming is to blame! They have seen the movie by Albert Gore and are convinced, and even our own Aspen Skiing Co. is buying it. But the true culprit is right under their noses, on the faces of their watches, foisted upon us by another sainted Democrat - one Franklin Delano Roosevelt!
Yes, my friends, I am speaking of the insidious evil known as daylight-saving time! When we switched our clocks ahead on March 10, we not only lost an hour of sleep for one night, we added an hour of sunlight to every evening until next November. Any fool can tell you that afternoon sun is the hottest sun, as that is the hottest part of the day! Think of the damage an extra hour of solar radiation does to the snow on our mountains. And this year, with a Democrat congress, daylight-saving time was moved up four weeks, adding all that extra melting time. It will be a wonder if there is even a snow bank left to play in when April rolls around.
Now is the time for all right thinking Americans to call their congressman to tell them that this madness must stop, before Aspen and its economy melts away.
David K. Gibson
Aspen
http://www.aspentimes.com/article/20070323/LETTER/103230063%26SearchID=73279159
Akom of Cazic Thule
08-23-2009, 02:10 AM
Fun ruiner!
I'll just be content knowing there probably were people who read the article and agreed.
Also.. I showed it to a girl at work and ended up having to explain to her why it was funny. Why yes, she was blond... how did you know?
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