http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc

......."A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck".......

yeah right so I guess he has feathers?

See, when you go to cut the chickens head off it helps if you take your dick out of the chicken first........so I'm told ;)