This guy walks into a bar and see's a RATHER large jar of $10 bills. As he eye's it off he comes to think there must be a good $1000+ in the jar and soon wonders its purpose. He proceeds to ask the bartender what the jar is for.

The bartender promptly replies that the jar is merely a holding pot for any who wish to attempt the "3 Tasks" and then notifies him that anyone to succesfully complete the said tasks would be welcome to the container of money.

The man is left wondering at this point and proceeds to ask the bartender what in fact the 3 tasks involve. "Well," says the bartender "Firstly you must drink this entire bottle of tequila, in a single go, without pulling a face. Secondly there is an american pitbull out the back with a sore tooth, he's quite a vicious fellow at the moment, i need you to pull his tooth out. And last but not least, there is an 86 year old woman up stairs thats never had any "pleasure" at all, you need to make things right for her.

After a few drinks the man thinks to himself, "Why not im pretty blind now anyway i might as well give it a go, i wont remember anything." So he tosses the bartender a $10 note. Grabs the bottle of tequila and starts to drink it, finishes the entire bottle, in a single go, without pulling a face. To the bartenders amazement the man manages to slur out "Now wheres this mut?"

The bartender points out the back and off stumbles the man. After a few minutes of silence there is a loud roar from the dog out the back, followed by vicious barking, and then, surprisingly yelping. A few minutes later again and the man staggers back in and says to the bartender "Now wheres that lady with the sore tooth.....?" :D :D