I am trying to get back at somebody IRL for something and have a few good thoughts so far but could use some other help. If you are interested AIM P21SS or email buyza54@hotmail.com thanks!

P.S I did not get scammed so morons need not apply!

Fill their car with those plastic balls you find in kiddy play areas.

if they drive call the police from a pay phone have his vin number and his licence polate report the car stolen with a child inside say you are the owner and then watch the news.

I miss the days that you could just order stuff cod to anywhere :/

I used to live accross the street from a bar, well I guess I still do - it was my shore house. Anywho, we would always have fuckers who'd park in front of our driveway and instead of getting them towed my sister and I would do various things to them. The most notable was a convertable which we filled with goldfish crackers. Keep in mind this is the jersey shore, home to millions of sea gulls. The poor bastard's car was filled with bird poo and feathers when he got back to it.

Another good prank was when my friend Adam stole a girl from another friend. He invited her over to his dorm room. I e-mailed him a back orfice virus and when the girl came over we took over his computer. We first activated his webcam so we could see the quality reactions. Then we started opening up (juvenile, I know) gay porn websites and other exotic sites. Finally we disabled his mouse and keyboard so he couldn't close the stuff we were doing and the coup de grace, we opened his cd rom tray which inside sat a condom.

We need more background info though Buz, the punishment should be tailored to the crime

Wow, your acctually gonna pay someone money to get back at someone who made fun of you in high school or something gay like that, get a fucking life, or at least don't ask people on an everquest board to help you....get some balls and do it your self.

edit: This belongs in RL section btw...

Hire Eric Cartman, he has a business of spreading shit on peoples walls. ;)

Nope not for being made fun of in high school, good try though! You sure do want my attention though, aye? You have made like 5 posts to me in last 24 hours. A little gay, no?

...... I e-mailed him a back orfice virus ......
Daaaamn......you could do all that with Back Orfice?

For anyone looking to get some serious, or not so serious, payback I strongly recommend picking up a copy of:

Spite, Malice & Revenge
(The Complete Guide to Getting Even)
by
M. Nelson Chunder & George Hayduke
Bell Publishing Company
1988 edition is a compilation of volumes 1 - 3

This book has an excellent assortment of methods of exacting revenge for whatever the wrong, real or pervceived.

Yeah Fild, it was pretty clever little program. What I did was took the executable which created the back door and renamed it "photos.exe". He tells me it doesn't work, so I then sent him the photos as jpgs. He totally forgets that he opened an executable which is now running in the background. The backdoor program takes over his e-mail program and sends me his IP address, so now I know where the door is and ... opened it when the lady came over.

There were numerous other pranks with the program, though that was the best. The other was accessing my ultra shy friend Josh's computer, taking over his e-mail account, and sending extremely erotic love letters to a bunch of girls he knew on campus. The one that introduced me to the program was my friend Dan (Sotek for those of you who knew him) managed to awaken me at 5 in the morning with my printer printing out at 72 point font "WAKE UP AND PLAY WITH ME" over and over again.

haha sweet, I want to try that some time. also does anyone know how many posts till i'm no longer a forest fawn thing :eek:

Eriol...!

I don't know, I hear only cool people get titles :cool: