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Thormir
03-16-2005, 10:26 AM
Legalize gay marriage and now look what happens! (http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html). The gist:
As he recounts in his seminal paper, The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard anas platyrhynchos, he was in his office in the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, when he was alerted by a bang to the fact a bird had crashed into the glass facade of the building. "I went downstairs immediately to see if the window was damaged, and saw a drake mallard (anas platyrhynchos) lying motionless on its belly in the sand, two metres outside the facade. The unfortunate duck apparently had hit the building in full flight at a height of about three metres from the ground. Next to the obviously dead duck, another male mallard (in full adult plumage without any visible traces of moult) was present. He forcibly picked into the back, the base of the bill and mostly into the back of the head of the dead mallard for about two minutes, then mounted the corpse and started to copulate, with great force, almost continuously picking the side of the head.
Homosexual waterfowl necrophilia in the Netherlands...is the USA next?

fildien
03-16-2005, 10:40 AM
...(speechless)

Cloudwalker21
03-16-2005, 11:05 AM
That gets the "o.O" award for the day. I'm not sure I really needed to read that.

Anterak
03-16-2005, 11:50 AM
Legalize marijuana use and gay marriage, and now this...

Deserving a "WTF" award as well!

(now the question none wants to ask, but I'll do it : What was Thormir looking for when he found this...)

Sanchek
03-16-2005, 12:17 PM
(now the question none wants to ask, but I'll do it : What was Thormir looking for when he found this...)
Russian Duck Bride.ru?

Thormir
03-16-2005, 12:24 PM
Oh please. Surely I'm not the only forumite who doesn't spend his busy workday googling for "dead bird gay sex!" It's the crest of the wave of scientific discovery, and I mean to ride it for all it's worth!

*ahem* So to speak.