My husband told me to breast feed my child while I was driving down the Ohio Turnpike (http://www.msnbc.com/news/1001628.asp?0cv=CB20) at 65MPH.

Yea, my neigbhors dog told me to kill everybody.

Morons.

She hits the brakes hard, that baby has a concussion from hitting the steering wheel. Not sure why she wasn't smacked with child endangerment, too.

But let's not forget that breasts, no matter what's going on, are cool.

Donkers testified she did nothing wrong because the couple’s religious beliefs require her to follow her husband’s directives

Oh I like that religion. "Get in bed now with your pant's off!"

Shes stupid... i hope when the baby hit its head it bit down and chomped that chicks nip off cause she my friend is RETARDED!!

The best part about that story was her name.

CATHERINE NICOLE Donkers

That is true comedy.

Anyone know how to sign up for that religion?

My wife is mean.

Beelziod,

i dont get it.

explain.

Maybe the last name? I'd hate to be named something like Seymour Donkers