PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? "The Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?



Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic! : Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing

1 not funny

2 regardless of your view on clinton is book is ok.

haha, man kinuvan, do you know the word parody?

its not that funny, but it is pure satire and ment to be taken as such, not to mention binuvan most likely didn't write it

kinu just mad cause binuvan try steal his name (

didnt really find it that funny of a parody :(.. Nice Try though.

LMAO!

1. Believe it or not, the name generated Binuven all those moons ago :)

2. Nope, didn't write it (nor any of the stuff I post here, I'm good at finding that stuff though). I'm not that smart hehe, but I did find it funny.