This will be up very soon. I will provide the link here, tonight or tomorrow, if it's ready, but the downloads will only be active on Tuesday, April 12, 2005 12:00 AM PST. You must be a registered member for at least a month, have made ten constructive posts in all areas except for the Sandbox, and have no warnings. If you are in the "Morons" or "Banned Members" group, you will not be able to access the download manager.

Here's how it will work: you will access the link, which will verify your identity with the bulletin board database. If it passes, you'll be presented with a menu. Click the episode you want to download. It will take a minute to generate a very random hash. You'll then be presented with the option to download the file.

I believe it will work with most download managers, even ones that don't accept cookies, but you must copy the URL exactly as listed. You must also be accessing it from the same IP address. If you are found accessing the download manager from too many IPs or you are found abusing our bandwidth in a twenty-four hour period, you will be automatically be suspended for two days--I won't override it unless you bribe me with sushi.

There is a ten-minute wait period before you may download the next episode. Your old link will expire after ten minutes has laspsed, and you'll then be able to create a new one.

Sorry for the inconveniences, but this is designed to prevent Narutards from giving our address to all their kiddy friends so they can waste all our bandwidth.