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Soulki Sinya'Kuile
09-25-2003, 05:16 PM
A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already,
is a very expensive store; i.e., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for
$50.00.
Let's let them have it!

THIS IS A TRUE STORY

My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus
Cafe in Dallas, and we decided to have a small
dessert. Because both of
us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the
"Neiman-Marcus cookie."
It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the
recipe, and the waitress said with a small frown, "I'm
afraid not, but you can buy the recipe."
Well, I asked how much, and she responded, "Only two
fifty-it's a great deal!" I agreed to that, and told her to just
add it to my tab.
Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the
Neiman-Marcus charge was $285.00! I looked again, and
I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00
for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said,
"Cookie Recipe-$250.00."
That was outrageous!
I called Neiman's Accounting Department and told them
the waitress said it was "two fifty," which clearly does not mean
"two hundred and fifty >>dollars" by any reasonable
interpretation of the phrase.

Neiman-Marcus refused to budge. They would not refund
my money because, according to them, "What the waitress told
you is not our problem.
You have already seen the recipe. We absolutely will
not refund your money at this point." I explained to the
Accounting Department lady
the criminal statues which govern fraud in the state
of Texas. I threatened to report them to the Better Business
Bureau and the Texas Attorney General's office for engaging in fraud.
I was basically told,
Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you can
get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money
back." I just said, Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm
going to have $250 worth of fun."
I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover
in the United States with an e-mail account has a $250
cookie recipe from Neiman-Marcus...for free. She replied, "I wish
you wouldn't do this."
I said, "Well, perhaps you should have thought of that
before you ripped me off!" and slammed down the phone.
So here it is! Please, please, please pass it on to
everyone you can possibly think of. I paid $250 for this, and I
don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make another penny off of this
recipe!

NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)
2 cups butter
24 oz. chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. soda
1 tsp. salt
2 cups sugar
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
5 cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)

Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder.
Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix
together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda.
Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar, and nuts.
Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a
cookie sheet.
Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees.
Makes 112 cookies.

PLEASE READ THE RECIPE AND SEND IT TO EVERY PERSON YOU
KNOW WHO HAS AN E-MAIL ADDRESS!

Esbat
09-25-2003, 05:54 PM
Wrong.

www.snopes.com/business/consumer/cookie.asp (http://www.snopes.com/business/consumer/cookie.asp)

zarkarin
09-25-2003, 06:02 PM
PWNED!!1!@!

MarzMartini
09-25-2003, 06:12 PM
I like to point out that Neiman-Marcus is the gay. My ex's father owns the whole thing, and it is one big ass rip off. Spoiled brat got the "Neiman-Marcus" edition Audi TT for free.

Esbat
09-25-2003, 06:40 PM
I had no idea you moved in such high circles, Marz.

I'd always wondered how you could afford to keep a car like yours :p

Dartaignon
09-25-2003, 06:46 PM
On the other hand, it's her own god damn fault for singning the cash register reciept with the 300 dollar charge on it.

MarzMartini
09-25-2003, 06:46 PM
Actually the cars been paid off for a long time. School is now the pain in the ass to pay for.

I would have married that girl. She drives a Ferrari 360 Modena F1 now. Spoiled rotten. Hot as hell, and set for life. *sigh*

mirdorr
09-25-2003, 08:02 PM
On the plus side, I got a nice chocolate chip cookie recipe out of this. I've never seen one with brown sugar in it before.

mirdorr
09-25-2003, 08:03 PM
You know what, leave out the brown sugar and I think this is exactly the same as that Mrs. Field's or something cookie recipe that The Ex used to get excited about. I was just happy to have an excuse to use my 45 horsepower KitchenAid mixer.

Soulki Sinya'Kuile
09-25-2003, 08:19 PM
thank you for advising the true nature of the email, BUT I am a chef and I would advise you to always use brown sugar in cc cookies :)

MarzMartini
09-25-2003, 08:43 PM
If you see a large house fire and an irate guy yelling and cursing on the news tonight

Then I tried to make the cookies.

Shewdogg
09-25-2003, 11:45 PM
This story is so old, my dad printed it off Compuserve a long ass time ago, back when they were bigger than AOL if that'll give a decent time frame.

Soulki Sinya'Kuile
09-26-2003, 04:08 AM
shush Shewpoo