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Shortyrez Starfury
04-23-2005, 11:14 AM
What's up with the influx of morons around here? I can only assume it's related to the Tribunal merger but I know this isn't a good representative of what Tribunal players are like on a whole.

Talid
04-23-2005, 01:16 PM
It's the tribunal flameboard idiots. They get their jollies but stringing together cursewords in ways that would make their mother's ashamed.

Travesty
04-23-2005, 07:05 PM
Don't be a "hater'! We got the cream of the crop coming over from the Tribunal boards. They post incoherent babblings in a futile attempt to "bring down the man"!

Dante Moradis
04-25-2005, 10:35 AM
Don't be a "hater'! We got the cream of the crop coming over from the Tribunal boards. They post incoherent babblings in a futile attempt to "bring down the man"!

Thanks for the recognition. I came here to make a point or two.. and did a bang up job. Our babblings are more coherent than yours by the way. We win.

:p

Gandaar
04-25-2005, 10:56 AM
Awww... come on Dante... everyone knows a win is only a win if you get enough votes. It's kinda like the NCAA, you can win every game on your schedule and still not get the National Championship.

We just play by a different set of rules here.... like the difference between college ball and professional ball. In our forums, your techniques and poo slinging, name calling and other juvenile rantings are considered childish and beneath us. If you're going to truly flame someone, leave out all the bad words and think up something truly noteworthy.

If you had called someone a flatulating pile of malodorous monkey droppings with delusions of grandeur and the intelligence of an igneous rock, you might have gotten a little more respect here. Cacophanous rantings of children with dirty hands and halitosis are often ignored. If you want to flame, grow up and show some intelligence.

*tosses two coppers into the fire*

Twinked
04-25-2005, 11:33 AM
I must be in second place. I'm only 5 points behind Dante with rep. This is awesome you guy care enough about me to give me such a glowing rep.

Dante Moradis
04-25-2005, 11:41 AM
Awww... come on Dante... everyone knows a win is only a win if you get enough votes. It's kinda like the NCAA, you can win every game on your schedule and still not get the National Championship.

We just play by a different set of rules here.... like the difference between college ball and professional ball. In our forums, your techniques and poo slinging, name calling and other juvenile rantings are considered childish and beneath us. If you're going to truly flame someone, leave out all the bad words and think up something truly noteworthy.

If you had called someone a flatulating pile of malodorous monkey droppings with delusions of grandeur and the intelligence of an igneous rock, you might have gotten a little more respect here. Cacophanous rantings of children with dirty hands and halitosis are often ignored. If you want to flame, grow up and show some intelligence.

*tosses two coppers into the fire*

You've just crystalized the stereotype Gandaar.

"We're Pros, you suck. We're incapable of SHOWING that we're pros, so here's a bunch of big words to confuse you. I am so smart. S M R T.. I mean S M A R T."

Do you honestly think that stringing together a series of big words is what makes one intelligent? All it shows is that you think you're better than the reader, and to be perfectly honest, you're quite simply a pompous old windbag. You're a guildleader in a dead game, and your head is still large with the ego you developed as a result. Reality is harsh though Gan. I'd let you read the thrashing I gave a similar geezer on our boards, but it's really unecessary. You're an insignificant speck, and you've let a video game control your life and mold your personality. I win again.

Fandros
04-25-2005, 11:53 AM
Exactly to what depth are you familiar enough to id Gan that way Dante?

Oh wait, he outclassed you on a post so you threw out a stereotype yourself.

Grats lil one, I realize you couldn't understand an adult post so you went with what worked for you in the past.

Newsflash junior, recess is long gone and the adults like to tear each other up with ideas and opinions.....not mean ole words your Daddy would tan your behind for typing.

Fandros

Dante Moradis
04-25-2005, 12:20 PM
Exactly to what depth are you familiar enough to id Gan that way Dante?

Oh wait, he outclassed you on a post so you threw out a stereotype yourself.

Grats lil one, I realize you couldn't understand an adult post so you went with what worked for you in the past.

Newsflash junior, recess is long gone and the adults like to tear each other up with ideas and opinions.....not mean ole words your Daddy would tan your behind for typing.

Fandros

Yet another nerve strike. See a lot of yourself in Gan, do ya? Another worthless, old, impotent fart who's life is better in a virtual world. Is he your guildleader or are you just looking for an asspat from him? You're dismissed too you little pissant.

Gandaar
04-25-2005, 12:23 PM
Dante, you're disappointing me. I really thought you had more than that. I suppose that taking away all of your colorful invective and expletives seems to leave you, well... speechless.


"We're Pros, you suck. We're incapable of SHOWING that we're pros, so here's a bunch of big words to confuse you. I am so smart. S M R T.. I mean S M A R T."

I apologize for using big words, they must hurt your head. Try this... http://www.webster.com (http://www.webster.com/) I didn't mean to confuse you, just point out that it's possible to flame someone without using a mindless string of curse words.


You're a guildleader in a dead game, and your head is still large with the ego you developed as a result.

Hmm.... my mistake, I thought you still played. Nevermind then. My guild is entering it's fourth year in Norrath and we are quite happy with where we are, and where we are headed. As far as the game being dead.... I suppose that remains to be seen. I truly hope it will be around for a while longer. I have a number of friends that I look forward to visiting with when I get online.

You're an insignificant speck, and you've let a video game control your life and mold your personality. I win again.

Dante, significance or insignificance lies in the eye of the beholder. You don't know me, you have no idea of my talents, abilities and skills. If you want to flame my musical ability, then you should hear me perform. If you want to criticize my piloting skills, you should fly with me sometime. If you want to flame my EQ ablities, you should hunt with me... oh, nevermind. I guess you don't play any longer.

My significance in this world (or any significance I care about) lies in the eyes of those I care about, my friends and family. My life and my personlaity controls and molds the game within the scope of my influence. You're looking at the glass half empty, instead of half full. Sorry, no win this time... please play again.

Sanchek
04-25-2005, 12:24 PM
Is he your guildleader or are you just looking for an asspat from him?
Still living up to your title, I see.

Shepasir
04-25-2005, 12:28 PM
You've just crystalized the stereotype Gandaar.

"We're Pros, you suck. We're incapable of SHOWING that we're pros, so here's a bunch of big words to confuse you. I am so smart. S M R T.. I mean S M A R T."

Do you honestly think that stringing together a series of big words is what makes one intelligent? All it shows is that you think you're better than the reader, and to be perfectly honest, you're quite simply a pompous old windbag. You're a guildleader in a dead game, and your head is still large with the ego you developed as a result. Reality is harsh though Gan. I'd let you read the thrashing I gave a similar geezer on our boards, but it's really unecessary. You're an insignificant speck, and you've let a video game control your life and mold your personality. I win again.

<sigh>

And yet here we are again. Basking in the sunshine of Dante's performance. The show that you put on should be set on to Broadway Musical. The Tribbs...Confessions of the Small Minded Men. You think you are one to speak of the harshness of reality. Ha. You only wish that you were able to understand and comprehend ideas of anyone else here but your buddies. You all are too wrapped up in getting "one up" on someone else when all you do is show off how absolutly mornoic and ignorant that you are. It would say more for yourself if you would shut your mouth and open those two deaf ears to what everyone else is telling you. No body cares. You came over here as an peacemaker? I'd sure hate to see how you come into someone's house as an enemy. You mindless ramble of ass's, dicks, and whatever other curse words that you can come up with only makes you look completely foolish and people just sit here and laugh at you wondering what the hell someone did to you to make you this retarted. Grow up...Life is short.....there are much more important things to worry with in life.

Dante Moradis
04-25-2005, 12:39 PM
Dante, you're disappointing me. I really thought you had more than that. I suppose that taking away all of your colorful invective and expletives seems to leave you, well... speechless.

You'd think so, wouldn't you? I just keep coming though, Captain Deaddick. Let's take a quick look at what you revealed in your last post...

My guild is entering it's fourth year in Norrath and we are quite happy with where we are, and where we are headed.

Four fucking years. You'll wish you had them back someday. When did your wife divorce you? Was it year 2 or did she make it to year three?

As far as the game being dead.... I suppose that remains to be seen. I truly hope it will be around for a while longer. I have a number of friends that I look forward to visiting with when I get online.

You view the people that are as obsessed with the game as you as "friends". In what way are they friends? Because they helped you overcome the Ubar Encounter and don't bitch when you claim the gear "for the guild"? Lemme explain something.. there is a HUGE difference between the "friends" you "visit" online, and getting in your fucking car and renewing the friendships you've neglected because of your obsession.

Dante, significance or insignificance lies in the eye of the beholder. You don't know me, you have no idea of my talents, abilities and skills. If you want to flame my musical ability, then you should hear me perform. If you want to criticize my piloting skills, you should fly with me sometime. If you want to flame my EQ ablities, you should hunt with me... oh, nevermind. I guess you don't play any longer.

As I'm the beholder in this case, I'm just sharing what's in my eyes. You feel the need to brag that you have musical talent or can fly a plane. You seem to equate your EQ skills with "hunting". I smell a heaping pile of festering shit, but the truth is.. I don't WANT to know you. I know enough to let me see that you're little more than an overblown windbag. Tell me, master of musical talent... when will we hear Gandaar's Greatest Hits? Heh.. you're fucking laughable.


My significance in this world (or any significance I care about) lies in the eyes of those I care about, my friends and family. My life and my personlaity controls and molds the game within the scope of my influence. You're looking at the glass half empty, instead of half full. Sorry, no win this time... please play again.

That's a sweet sentiment, but your significance in MY world is at about the level of the ants I squish underfoot daily. That bolded bit screams to the WORLD that you've got a problem. You're applying too much significance to a video game.


[/url] [url="http://www.webster.com/"]http://www.webster.com (http://www.webster.com/) I didn't mean to confuse you, just point out that it's possible to flame someone without using a mindless string of curse words.

I keep hearing that.. but when are one of you stupid motherfuckers going to SHOW that it's possible? Do you really consider the bullshit you posted as flames? Demonstrating how pathetic you are is most definitely NOT insulting to me you sad old waste of air.


Sing for me you empty, gutless old man. Tell me more.

Dante Moradis
04-25-2005, 12:40 PM
Still living up to your title, I see.

Sure am you worthless sack of shit. Baby Jesus deliver the face cancer I prayed for yet?

Sanchek
04-25-2005, 12:53 PM
Baby Jesus deliver the face cancer I prayed for yet?
Clearly. You're here aren't you?

Shepasir
04-25-2005, 12:57 PM
Sure am you worthless sack of shit. Baby Jesus deliver the face cancer I prayed for yet?

So you have run out of insluts and now your going to dabble in religion to get your points across. For shame Dante. God/Jesus/Etc....is prob the only person that would even listen to you honestly. Maybe if you pay for enlighenment he will give that to you where you can realize the ignorance of your ways. It takes a much smarter man to admint that he is wrong then it does to admit that he is right. I really think that you have some serious issues; either that or you are one person in real life and another here. That to me is the most possible. A scared little boy that has doesnt know where to go, is picked on and made fun of. So you come here that way your faceless and can spat out all kinds of insults to people that make you feel like a bigger man. If this is the person that you truly are then I am sad for your friends. All of us have problems, but ones like yours require some serious attention.

Twinked
04-25-2005, 01:02 PM
Shep just shut the fuck up you cum stain. You're about as helpful as a urinal at a lesbian convention. Jeez just fucking shut your pie hole!

Shepasir
04-25-2005, 01:05 PM
http://www.illusionsgallery.com/Dante-Virgil-L.jpg

Here is a picture of Dante the "Peace Maker:....either he is trying to bite the throad out of that guy...or he is trying to make out with him. Either way...its a good represntation of the image that you display with your words. Just FYI....

Shepasir
04-25-2005, 01:06 PM
Shep just shut the fuck up you cum stain. You're about as helpful as a urinal at a lesbian convention. Jeez just fucking shut your pie hole!


Ahh the words of ignorance continue to blow through the breeze. I knew I smelled something around here. Burnt Twinkies....

Gandaar
04-25-2005, 01:22 PM
Dante, again with the colorful metaphors. I thought we were having an intellectual discussion, but apparently not.

You view the people that are as obsessed with the game as you as "friends". In what way are they friends? Because they helped you overcome the Ubar Encounter and don't bitch when you claim the gear "for the guild"? Lemme explain something.. there is a HUGE difference between the "friends" you "visit" online, and getting in your fucking car and renewing the friendships you've neglected because of your obsession.

Perhaps you are basing your opinions and "observations" upon your own experiences with life and EverQuest. I do get in my vehicle and go see my friends, every weekend. I do have a life outside of EQ. From your comments, it would seem that you didn't, or perhaps you had a spouse/significant other who left you because of your addiction to EQ. Either way, to set your mind at ease, I do see my friends and family.

I have heard stories about guild leaders who claim uber loot for the "guild" and then wind up using it on one of their toons. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I don't loot on the raids, not that you care anyway. I seldom go to the guild bank, I have officers who handle that for me. I roll on those items I want that are upgrades for me. I get the same chance as anyone else, no more, no less.


I don't WANT to know you. I know enough to let me see that you're little more than an overblown windbag. Tell me, master of musical talent... when will we hear Gandaar's Greatest Hits? Heh.. you're fucking laughable.


You probably would not appreciate my music, since you made it clear that you don't WANT to know me. Sadly, that shows a great lack of immaturity and an egotistical and egocentric attitude that tells me you might also lack certain social skills as well.

I do not know Talid, Sanchek, Rybit, L2, or many others personally. We don't agree or see eye to eye on many issues, but I would not want to miss an opportunity to meet the people behind the posts. We might not even be able to agree on where to go for lunch, but that doesn't matter. I think it would still be interesting to meet the people behind the toons / posts.

Come back some day when you have some life experiences to talk about... after you've raised a child or two (if you can find someone and commit to them and have a child), after you've traveled outside your city, state, country, after you've built up and sold several business, or any of a multitude of things that people do instead of sitting behind a computer and spout repetitive and mindless vulgarities at those they don't know.

Peace and safe journeys to you...

Iadas
04-25-2005, 02:00 PM
Raising a child or having the means to travel outside of your birth state make not a mature man. Just some food for thought.

Talid
04-25-2005, 02:02 PM
To be quite honest I wouldn't want to meet any people from the internet, I don't know where you've been.

Palimax Sceleris
04-25-2005, 02:32 PM
Raising a child or having the means to travel outside of your birth state make not a mature man. Just some food for thought.While not causal, there is certainly a correlation. If you gathered 100 "mature" individuals, and compared them to the immature counterparts, I'm pretty sure you'd see a high instance of parenthood and travel in the "mature" group.

Dante Moradis
04-25-2005, 02:40 PM
While not causal, there is certainly a correlation. If you gathered 100 "mature" individuals, and compared them to the immature counterparts, I'm pretty sure you'd see a high instance of parenthood and travel in the "mature" group.

Good thing you guys have a judge of who is "mature" and who their "counterparts" are. Get cranking Sanchek! Guess what schmucks? I'm a parent twice myself. Gandaar's children just don't know why they don't look like him. ;)

Iadas
04-25-2005, 02:40 PM
It all comes down to what your opinion of mature is then. One man's Spam is another mans Honey baked ham. If you think about it, all you need to be is 13 and a partner to have a child, and a means to travel (Plane, car, hitch-hike, train).

On the flip side some of the most mature people I've met don't have kids and haven't traveled that much either, other then the NJ shore.

Shepasir
04-25-2005, 03:16 PM
Good thing you guys have a judge of who is "mature" and who their "counterparts" are. Get cranking Sanchek! Guess what schmucks? I'm a parent twice myself. Gandaar's children just don't know why they don't look like him. ;)


Your a parent twice...what did K-Mart have a sale on Cabbage Patch Dolls .....

LMFAO!!!!:D

Dante Moradis
04-25-2005, 03:43 PM
Your a parent twice...what did K-Mart have a sale on Cabbage Patch Dolls .....

LMFAO!!!!:D

That one of those intellectual ARo Flames? Good one. Cabbage Patch Dolls.. I get it. It's such a laugh you had to LMFAO!!!! The retarded are easily amused.

Fandros
04-25-2005, 03:46 PM
Ahhhh that old saw, making fun of folks for attempting to be good or great at a video game.

Here's a lil newsflash for you cupcake. Anything that you judge worth attempting, you would do well to succeed at it. Doesn't mean that's your entire focus, just means what I said.

So you failed at a video game, it's okay really. I'd wager you've a mouth full of sour grapes for alot of things in your life. I also wager you spew just as much bile on all things you yourself couldn't "win" at.

Bitter man with a gob full of sour vintage, no wonder your limited in your vocabulary skills.

Fandros

Dante Moradis
04-25-2005, 04:00 PM
Ahhhh that old saw, making fun of folks for attempting to be good or great at a video game.

Here's a lil newsflash for you cupcake. Anything that you judge worth attempting, you would do well to succeed at it. Doesn't mean that's your entire focus, just means what I said.

So you failed at a video game, it's okay really. I'd wager you've a mouth full of sour grapes for alot of things in your life. I also wager you spew just as much bile on all things you yourself couldn't "win" at.

Bitter man with a gob full of sour vintage, no wonder your limited in your vocabulary skills.

Fandros

So quoth the 40 year old Avionics Tech who still lives in Mom's Basement and spends 30-40 hours per week raiding in Everquest. You're a wonder, schmuck.

Palimax Sceleris
04-25-2005, 04:26 PM
Good thing you guys have a judge of who is "mature" and who their "counterparts" are. Get cranking Sanchek! Guess what schmucks? I'm a parent twice myself. Gandaar's children just don't know why they don't look like him. Only further proof that the link isn't causal, but only represents a high correlation. See, you're a parent, and you're still an immature jackass.So quoth the 40 year old Avionics Tech who still lives in Mom's Basement and spends 30-40 hours per week raiding in Everquest. You're a wonder, schmuck.The you're a bigger dork than I am argument is SOOOO compelling.

dfrac
04-25-2005, 04:59 PM
Guys, you ever get the feeling that asking Dante to see reason is sort of like pleading for your life with the Terminator? I don't think the sort of person who types the sort of rants that come from this particular nit can be swayed by anything short of physical force.

Shepasir
04-25-2005, 05:12 PM
Guys, you ever get the feeling that asking Dante to see reason is sort of like pleading for your life with the Terminator? I don't think the sort of person who types the sort of rants that come from this particular nit can be swayed by anything short of physical force.

I agree...give me your address Dante and I'll waste some skymiles on you to pay you a visit. I always love meeting people and travel doesnt bother me. hehe...

Fandros
04-25-2005, 05:26 PM
/chuckle

I neither live with my Mom nor still play EQ, other than super casually. Blind man throwing darts would do best to know what he's talking about eh?

Throwing in the dark oft ends with the point firmly embeded in your ass. I'll do my best to avoid that grape you call your head. Shall be tough methinks, as it's firmly wearing the aforementioned down firmly over your ears.

Without justifying your weak daggers at me child, I'll just say I've done far more with my life than you dream of and less than I wished.

Btw, you do know what Avionics are right?

Fandros

Talid
04-25-2005, 06:15 PM
Fandros I don't think that throwing darts in the dark will ever have the dart end up in your own ass. I mean the human boday is shaped in a way that anyone that can throw would have a hard time making the dart hit themselves in the ass, unless it was a magical boomerang dart in which case I don't think those exist

Fandros
04-25-2005, 07:41 PM
True true Talid, but I wasn't speaking merely of his physical ass you see.

Instead, since he's enjoying a lil power as a shit slinger of ill repute , it's merely indicating that he's all ass. Capische?

And trust me, I've seen a few darts end up in body parts over the years. Hell in Italy at an English on-base Pub I see a Brit lodge one firmly in his own thigh attempting to show off to the yanks in the drinking party.

Was hifuckinglarious....

Fandros

Talid
04-25-2005, 07:55 PM
Well I saw someone throw a dart into his own foot once! But never his ass, because i seriously don't think that is possible

Sanchek
04-25-2005, 08:00 PM
I think Happy Gilmore could do it.

Xregg
04-25-2005, 09:17 PM
I was wondering the same thing shorty :rolleyes:

Xregg
04-25-2005, 09:18 PM
Ha when i was younger i saw my brother throw a dart and hit some woman in the arm lol freaked me out and felt real bad for her.

Bradious Calahan
04-25-2005, 11:04 PM
Guys, you ever get the feeling that asking Dante to see reason is sort of like pleading for your life with the Terminator? I don't think the sort of person who types the sort of rants that come from this particular nit can be swayed by anything short of physical force.

Dfrac, physical force would be pointless. Sure, it might shut his mouth for a moment, but you can't keep him away from a computer forever.

You might beat him up and he stay off of your message board, but, because he has the internet to hide behind, there would always be another message board for him to migrate to.

Jaeydee
04-26-2005, 12:45 AM
LOL you guys would REALLY waste time and money to bully some guy from the intarweb?

That's cute! No really...its cute...in that retarded way at least!

Saragon the Warlock
04-26-2005, 01:46 AM
Its simple Dante. You don't like this board? Then go away. Obviously you dwell on being an attention whore, regardless of your lame tactics. You blast people for playing a game that you yourself either have played, or still do. You see, its called living in a self delusional paradigm.

How can you consider flaming someone on age, time played in eq, or even their job? How is that supposed to be clever? If you are superior to everyone else, then prove it. Post your age, post your job, post a picture. Lets see how superior you are. Please enlighten us on what a superior being you are. I'm sure we'd all have a good laugh.

Bradious Calahan
04-26-2005, 01:55 AM
LOL you guys would REALLY waste time and money to bully some guy from the intarweb?

That's cute! No really...its cute...in that retarded way at least!

Yeah! We'd really waste money on a plane ticket, time off of work from our jobs, just to go beat some little fuck's ass, who would lie about who he is and where he lives, anyway. Yeah. Sure would.

....Just who are you, anyway? Where did you come from? :(

Jaeydee
04-26-2005, 02:03 AM
I am Jaeydee in the land of EQ! I play a shaman on the Tribunal server.

In RL I'm a 21 year old female college student who will graduate in December! CAN'T WAIT!

Ummm yeah, I have a bit too much energy tonight, not really sure why. I generally like these boards, they entertain me. But in a slightly different way than the Trib's messageboard (take that as a compliment!). So I come and add some random comment (though not so random as to be off topic too much!).

Don't mind me, I've been rambling all night about lots of ...nothing.

Rybit
04-26-2005, 02:19 AM
Welcome, Jaeydee! Hope to see you post in our non-aggressive forums as well.

Nekko1
04-26-2005, 03:49 AM
paying 50kpp if you can beat me in the arena. RarWR /flex I only date girls who 3win beauty pagents.

samanusuke
04-26-2005, 04:10 AM
And they only date guys that can type as if they aren't currently masturbating.

Tranzure
04-26-2005, 05:18 AM
io nbet theyt woiuildf daTYE A gfuy trhat caNM TYUP[E WIOTH HIOS POENISD1

Bylimet Spiritwalker
04-26-2005, 06:49 AM
io nbet theyt woiuildf daTYE A gfuy trhat caNM TYUP[E WIOTH HIOS POENISD1

LOL, Tran must have been using it sideways.:p

Dante Moradis
04-26-2005, 09:20 AM
Hahahahaha... eventually.. ALL the cliches come from you guys? Tough guy wants to come whoop an ass? I got to you enough to make you want to fly here and take a poke at me? That's flattering. Really. That means I'm not only doing my job, I'm good at it too. If you're serious, go ahead and send me a private board mail. I'll fix it so we can meet in real life, seriously.

You want an address posted? You're dumber than the average NAG poster if you'd believe anything I typed in response to that (And that's saying a LOT). Send me a private board message.. Sanchek can snoop on those too.. but that gutless turd was dismissed a week ago. Send a mail pussy.. include YOUR address first, then we'll set up your tough guy meeting so you can "kick my ass" :D

Bradious Calahan
04-26-2005, 10:01 AM
Jaeydee, I didn't mean who are you, literally. It was more asked sorta like in a, 'Uhh, yeah, we're gonna do that for sure. Okeeey. Duh. S/he really believe that? :/' way.

And, Dante, you dumbshit. Read it again. He never said he wanted to, nor did I. He said it would be the only thing that would ring something in your head. I said it wouldn't.

Shepasir
04-26-2005, 10:10 AM
Hahahahaha... eventually.. ALL the cliches come from you guys? Tough guy wants to come whoop an ass? I got to you enough to make you want to fly here and take a poke at me? That's flattering. Really. That means I'm not only doing my job, I'm good at it too. If you're serious, go ahead and send me a private board mail. I'll fix it so we can meet in real life, seriously.

You want an address posted? You're dumber than the average NAG poster if you'd believe anything I typed in response to that (And that's saying a LOT). Send me a private board message.. Sanchek can snoop on those too.. but that gutless turd was dismissed a week ago. Send a mail pussy.. include YOUR address first, then we'll set up your tough guy meeting so you can "kick my ass" :D

No body said anything about kicking anyone's ass. Apparently you have me mixed up with your own screwed up self. I have no want, need, or desire to hurt you. I just would like to meet the most ignorant person that I have meet in a long time. You dont have to give me your address just let me know what airport that you are close to and I'll see you there. I doubt that Sanchek really has the time (or desire) to snoop all the pm's that come across this board. You amaze me. I would so like to know what happened to you to make you such an ass hole. I got the name of a good doctor that could prob do you wonders. He's name is Dr. Kevorkian. He specalizes in wiping out all the people in the world that really dont want to be here. You take one trip to him...and all the voices in your head will stop...as well as the stupid statments that you make on here. He'll fix ya right up...

Buadyen
04-26-2005, 10:10 AM
Jaeydee, I didn't mean who are you, literally. It was more asked sorta like in a, 'Uhh, yeah, we're gonna do that for sure. Okeeey. Duh. S/he really believe that? :/' way.

And, Dante, you dumbshit. Read it again. He never said he wanted to, nor did I. He said it would be the only thing that would ring something in your head. I said it wouldn't.

The problem, Bradious, is that rocks don't ring, they just rattle.

Shepasir
04-26-2005, 10:28 AM
LOOK EVERYONE!!!! I was able to find Dante a Detective's Car. Its now official you are a Failed E-Detective with a car....drive around the boards and cause much trouble upon people...and steal their donuts too....


http://www.geocities.com/adifferentguy37040/sheriff1.JPG

fildien
04-26-2005, 10:29 AM
Holy shit Sanchek according to Dante you are like god of the internet or something. Do you perform miracles too or just oppress the masses? I think deep down he's just jealous and his angst won't let him express it.

After reading that shitbag of rules for the trib forums I can't believe any one of them would complain about the moderation here.

I'm going to play the quote game, try to follow along tribby tards.


5) Flameboard disclaimer: The administrators of this board cannot guarantee that posts will remain in their original fashion on the Flameboard as it thrives on moderation and editing for humorous purposes. Posting there is at your own discretion as you have the full knowledge that the moderators can and possibly will alter any statements made there.


Damn so I guess moving posts to the sandbox is worse than just editing someone's post period. At least here your post stays in tact and isn't subject to some Dante wit interjected into the post. Take Zilor's post in the PoMs for example...Dante just edited it to say stupid shit.


The Ladida Clause:

2.1
The rules are used to our judgment and discretion. The only reason they are here is to show a trend of how we crack the whip, so you, the regular board poster, can have a clue as to what can get you punished.

2.2
We do not treat everyone equally. People we do like and/or know we give more leniency too. People we don't know and/or don't care for we treat with more severity. If you don't think this is fair to you, then you may be right. But we don't care about being fair to you. You can, however, let us know that we are not fair so we can nod at you. Comparing our authoritarian control to the European people who killed Jews in the late 30s to mid 40s also works well.

2.3
The rules do not apply to the moderators or the admins. If you wonder why we do not punish ourselves, it is because we do not have to. We are not masochists. As stated above, the rules are made so we can give you a clue as to how you might get punished.

2.4
If you think you are doing something wrong and we have not listed it on the rules, then there is a good chance that you will get banned anyway.

2.5
If you don't think you are doing anything wrong but we think you are, then there is a good chance you will get banned.


....holy shit talk about oppressing the masses.

Buadyen
04-26-2005, 10:35 AM
But, Fildien! The Ladida Clause constitutes the "funny" rules. It doesn't count!

(Even though it's in the "Board Rules" thread..... Hmmm... I must have misplaced my secret decoder ring for deciphering which Tribble rules are real rules and which ones are "funny" rules.)

fildien
04-26-2005, 10:52 AM
/slap

of course rules in the rules thread couldn't possibly be the rules

Jaeydee
04-26-2005, 11:14 AM
Ladida woulda pimp slapped all y'all. =/ He was a cool guy.

Twinked
04-26-2005, 11:36 AM
Ladida woulda pimp slapped all y'all. =/ He was a cool guy.

Midget power for teh win!!!11