ONE POSSIBLE OBAMA CABINET
Secretary of Defense

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John Kerry, traitorous former Navy lieutenant who secretly met with the enemy as a Naval Reserve officer during the Vietnam War. Declared an official hero of the People’s Democratic Republic of Vietnam, or

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Wesley Clark, humiliated former general who was fired as commander of NATO for character and integrity issues. Good friend of Serbian war criminal Ratko Mladic.

Secretary of Homeland Security

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Bill Ayers, admitted and unrepentant Weather Underground terrorist who blew up the Pentagon and Capitol. Close friend, colleague, fundraiser, mentor and neighbor of Obama.

Secretary of State

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Michelle Obama, racist hate-group member for 20 years whose loathing and shame for America would work wonders in this billet.

Secretary of the Treasury

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Tony Rezko, close friend, fundraiser and business partner of Obama; convicted felon and fraudster.

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

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Charlie Rangel, under-investigation suspected tax evader and fraudster who uses rent-control properties in NY city for personal and political gain.

Secretary of Health and Human Services

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Britney Spears, chain-smoking, non-panties-wearing Left Coast pop tart who can’t comprehend the importance of a child safety seat.

Secretary of Labor

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Tony Soprano, waste-management consultant, labor expert and entrepreneur.

Secretary of Commerce

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Oprah Winfrey, the world’s wealthiest and most powerful woman.

Secretary of the Interior

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Whoever is in charge of the Earth Liberation Front at the moment.

Secretary of Education

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Jethro Bodine, double-knot spy who’s done graduated the 6th grade.

Secretary of Energy

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Rosie O’Donnell, left-wing hate peddler whose body odor alone could be used as an alternative energy source.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs

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Ward Churchill, fake Indian and fake war hero who claimed he was a commando deep in North Vietnam while in the Army but was in fact far behind the front lines running a film projector; admitted terrorist bomb-building instructor.

Secretary of Agriculture

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Tommy Chong, master gardener, horticulturalist and hydroponics expert, and former member of the Cheech & Chong comedy team.

Attorney General

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Ted Kennedy, killer of young girls, womanizer and world-class drunkard.

National Security Advisor

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Moammar Gadhafi, mass-murdering Muslim terrorist and Obama supporter; suspected Obama fundraiser, or

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Fidel Castro, Marxist Cuban dictator and suspected Obama fundraiser, or

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Daniel Ortega, Marxist Nicaraguan strongman and suspected Obama fundraiser.

Communications Director/Press Secretary

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Michael Moore, master propagandist and Leftist hate merchant based in Hollywood.

Chief of Staff

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Kim Jung-il, North Korean Maoist dictator.

U.N. Ambassador

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Whoopi Goldberg, far left hate monger, drunkard and racist based in Hollywood

ONE POSSIBLE OBAMA CABINET
Secretary of Defense

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John Kerry, traitorous former Navy lieutenant who secretly met with the enemy as a Naval Reserve officer during the Vietnam War. Declared an official hero of the People’s Democratic Republic of Vietnam, or

http://www.koaradio.com/cc-common/mlib/668/10/668_1222897086.jpg

Wesley Clark, humiliated former general who was fired as commander of NATO for character and integrity issues. Good friend of Serbian war criminal Ratko Mladic.

Secretary of Homeland Security

http://www.koaradio.com/cc-common/mlib/668/10/668_1222897132.jpg

Bill Ayers, admitted and unrepentant Weather Underground terrorist who blew up the Pentagon and Capitol. Close friend, colleague, fundraiser, mentor and neighbor of Obama.

Secretary of State

http://www.koaradio.com/cc-common/mlib/668/10/668_1222897159.jpg

Michelle Obama, racist hate-group member for 20 years whose loathing and shame for America would work wonders in this billet.

Secretary of the Treasury

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Tony Rezko, close friend, fundraiser and business partner of Obama; convicted felon and fraudster.

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

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Charlie Rangel, under-investigation suspected tax evader and fraudster who uses rent-control properties in NY city for personal and political gain.

Secretary of Health and Human Services

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Britney Spears, chain-smoking, non-panties-wearing Left Coast pop tart who can’t comprehend the importance of a child safety seat.

Secretary of Labor

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Tony Soprano, waste-management consultant, labor expert and entrepreneur.

Secretary of Commerce

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Oprah Winfrey, the world’s wealthiest and most powerful woman.

Secretary of the Interior

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Whoever is in charge of the Earth Liberation Front at the moment.

Secretary of Education

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Jethro Bodine, double-knot spy who’s done graduated the 6th grade.

Secretary of Energy

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Rosie O’Donnell, left-wing hate peddler whose body odor alone could be used as an alternative energy source.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs

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Ward Churchill, fake Indian and fake war hero who claimed he was a commando deep in North Vietnam while in the Army but was in fact far behind the front lines running a film projector; admitted terrorist bomb-building instructor.

Secretary of Agriculture

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Tommy Chong, master gardener, horticulturalist and hydroponics expert, and former member of the Cheech & Chong comedy team.

Attorney General

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Ted Kennedy, killer of young girls, womanizer and world-class drunkard.

National Security Advisor

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Moammar Gadhafi, mass-murdering Muslim terrorist and Obama supporter; suspected Obama fundraiser, or

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Fidel Castro, Marxist Cuban dictator and suspected Obama fundraiser, or

http://www.koaradio.com/cc-common/mlib/668/10/668_1222897589.jpg

Daniel Ortega, Marxist Nicaraguan strongman and suspected Obama fundraiser.

Communications Director/Press Secretary

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Michael Moore, master propagandist and Leftist hate merchant based in Hollywood.

Chief of Staff

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Kim Jung-il, North Korean Maoist dictator.

U.N. Ambassador

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Whoopi Goldberg, far left hate monger, drunkard and racist based in Hollywood

That belongs in Nuggets you fuckin clown

Tommy Chong for Secretary of Agriculture?! Awesome! Definitely voting Obama now!

That belongs in Nuggets you fuckin clown

Then the mods may move it at their leisure........ Bomb maker.

I think someone forgot to apply fire to Osg's corpse after he was shot down repeatedly. He seems to be regenerating indefinately.

Then the mods may move it at their leisure........ Bomb maker.



ooooooohhhhh bomb maker.... I like

I mean. This is cute and all, but it really does muddle up Real Life NAG? Can we move this shit to sandbox and let whoever wants to duke it out there? Believe it or not, there are actually substantive conversations to be had.

I mean. This is cute and all, but it really does muddle up Real Life NAG? Can we move this shit to sandbox and let whoever wants to duke it out there? Believe it or not, there are actually substantive conversations to be had.


I agree!

hey get your damn facts straight with Kennedy...girl not girlS