So a funny comment was made in one of my gaming group forums asking me to have something of mine, i replied

I'm sure an arrangement can be made../evil laughter.

i need you to get the following items. A catgirl outfit (that you can wear), a water buffalo stuffed for safety purposes, a 9-iron golf club (PING preferably) a midget name Alejandro, 2 VW Bug vans, a skateboard half pipe (complete with Birdhouse logo), and a copy of Mary had a little lamb as read by Bea Arthur.

After you get all of that, i ned you to book 2 hours of time that these items can be incorperated into a beautiful union of ourselves.

Some other female read this and was actually offended, saying its not fun to talk about selling oneself or some crap.......wtf, how much more sarcasm is needed to make a thread joking....am i losing my mind or is the other chick just off her rocker.

Some people were just born with out a sense of humor. the stuffed water Buffalo had me giggling.

Tell the offended gal the water buffalo was actually intended for her, and any other thin-skinned folks.

i was proud of that paragraph, the spontaneous us of a midget with a spanish name made me laugh typing it.

She's just an internet drama queen.

I think she was probably offended b/c she was trying to see some meaning rather than just realizing it was completely silly.

Spanish midgets FTW! Some people are too eager to be offended...

to quote Suicidal Tendencies..


" Well if I offended you I'm sorry, but maybe you needed to be offended. And one more thing Fuck You!"

to quote Suicidal Tendencies..


" Well if I offended you I'm sorry, but maybe you needed to be offended. And one more thing Fuck You!"

I am offended! :devil

I am offended

Well only one thing left to say!

FUCK YOU TOO! :devil



P.S. + rep to selwen for the Suicidal reference. speaking of offended, any here remember S.O.D. ?

any here remember S.O.D.


You remember M.O.D? with such classics a Anal Infilicted Death Sentence

a water buffalo stuffed for safety purposes

If you really want to get her going tell her which hole is to be used for the stuffing. I'm sure she won't go off on that! muuahahaaa.

Cheers,

LOL, yep good stuff Selwen. if i'm remembering things right. wasnt MOD the reformation of SOD? havent heard either in years but i remember the classics such as...

I want some Milk!(my cornflakes are dry.)
and
Speak English or DIE!