One of the sickest lines I've ever read in a reuters article... lets see if you can find it...

http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSN2530026720070701?rpc=92


Sandbox because it just didn't feel right putting it in nuggets.

Um I found it :(

They don't jerk it off, if thats what you are thinking. Most animals don't even respond that way and need to have their prostates massaged, normally by means of a fair number of shocks with a rod up the butt. I should know, I've video taped the masturbation, conception, and birth of my fair share of animals! :)

Here's a video we shot for the BBC as they began preparing to impregnate a female elephant at our National Zoo: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FX9Fc2aZSkc

Either way.... that doesn't make it any better :)