http://www.sitinthecorner.com/binary/aolertranslator.html

(thanks Ibiza )

Great for corporate memos/notices...

And Patch Messages!
NOV3MBR 05 203 30 M
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* QUESTS ADVENTUR3S AND ENCOUNTERS *

- WE HAEV ADED ONE MORA NU LDON RADE 2 S2RMHMMER!!1!11 WTF LOL THIS RADE WAS CRAAETD WIT 3LEMANTAL CAPABLE CHARACTERS IN MIND111!!111

- CHANG3D TEH MINIMUM R3QUIERD NUMBR OF GROUP M3MBRS 2 RAQUEST AN ADVENTURA FROM 4 2 3!1!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL

- W3 HAEV INCR3AESD TEH CONSOLATION PRIEZ ON LEV3L 65 HARD ADV3NTURES FROM 19 2 26 2 MATCH TEH INCRAAES IN REWARD POINTS FOR SUC3S (RASEAD FROM 76 2 105 WIT DA LAST UPDAET)!!1!1 WTF LOL

- V3R3L COGSWIN CAN HELP CONVART R3D DRAGON SCAELS IN2 GREN DRAGON SCAELS!!11!11 WTF

- FIEXD TEH UND3AD AND FIER 3V3NT IN DA PLAEN OF TIEM!111!! OMG WTF LOL THEIR WAS A BUG TAHT CUD CAUSE SOMA OF TEH MINIONS 2 FALE 2 SPAWN1!11! WTF

- RAOTIN T3AEWL WIL ALWAYS GIEV OUT TEH CORECT ROB FOR COMPL3TION OF HIS QU3ST!1!1!1 LOL

- THOUGHT DASTROY3R HAS RETURNAD 2 TEH PLAEN OF HAET!1!! LOL

- CHEK WIT TEH 2WN CREIR OF UR HOMA 2WN FOR N3WS1!11 LOL THEYRE IS INFORMATION ABOUT DA REC3NT ACTIVITEIS OF TEH WAYFAERRS TAHT SHUD PROVE INT3R3STNG111!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL

- WA HAEV MAED SOM3 IMPROVEM3NTS 2 DA PLAEN OF ARE AVATAR RNGS111!1!11 OMG WTF WE HAEV ADED A RANDOM INTERVAL 2 DA R3SPAWN TIEM OF TEH PLAEN OF ARE AVATAR RNGS PLAECD APARITIONS AT TEH AVATAR SPAWNS SO TAHT IT IS POSIBL3 2 TEL WHEN DA EV3NT IS AVALEABLA AND DA AVATAR OF SMOKE WIL NOW RESPAWN PROPERLY1!11

- DA MUJAKI 3VANT IN PLAEN OF NIGHTMAERS WAS COMPLAT3LY RAWRITEN!1!! OMG IT SHUD NOW B A LOT MORE INTELIEGNT ABOUT WHERE IT SANDS PLAEYRS!!1!!!11 OMG WTF

- INCREAESD TEH NUMBR OF IETMS FOUND AT DA AND OF A SUCESFUL LDON RADE1!1!1!! LOL


* SKILS AND ALTERNAET ADVANCEMENT *

- CHANALNG FOCUS WAS NOT GIVNG BARDS TEH PROPER REDUCTION 2 DA CHANCA OF MISNG A NOT3!!1!111! WTF IT IS NOW FIEXD AND GIEVS MESAEGS 2 INDICAET WH3N IT IS HAS HALPED!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL

- COR3CT3D A PROBLAM TAHT WAS CAUSNG ALTARNAET ADVANCEM3NT BUF DURATION INCREAES ABILITEIS AND DURATION FOCUS 3F3CTS 2 N3GATIEVLY AF3CT LUL SPALS!11!1!11 OMG

- WE HAEV FIEXD A BUG TAHT CUD CAUS3 PIK POK3TED IETMS 2 NOT SHOW UP ON UR CURSOR UNTIL U ZONE!11!!!1 WTF LOL THIS CUD ALSO SOMETIEMS CAUSE DA CLEINT 2 CRASH!!!1 WTF LOL

- ADED /S2PTRAKNG COMAND SO TAHT U NO LONG3R HAEV 2 RE-OPEN TEH TRAK WINDOW AND HIT CANCAL IF U WANT 2 CANCEL UR TRAKNG QUIKLY1!!!

- ACTIVAETD AS FROM PLAENS OF POWAR W3R3 NOT WORKNG IF DA USER DID NOT HAEV SHADOWS OF LUCLIN REGISTERED!1!1 LOL THIS HAS B3N FIEXD!!11!1!


* SP3LS AND P3TS *

- DA AURA OF PANE RECOURSE CAN NO LONGAR B RAMOV3D BY RADIANT CURE!!!1!! WTF

- WHAN TEH CHARACTER CHANGAS SIEZ (THROUGH ILUSION) OTH3R PLAEYRS WIL NO LONGER SE TEH MOUNTED PLAEYR SEPARAET FROM THEYRE HORSA1111!!!1 WTF

- MAGICIAN PETS WIL NO LONGER ATAK TEH CASTER WHO SUMONAD THAM!!!11 OMG

- HITNG UR OWN P3T WHIEL IN A PVP AERA OR WHIEL U HAEV TEH PK FLAG ON WIL NO LONGER KIL IT11!!!11 OMG

- CATACLYSM OF RO HAS HAD ITS MOV3MENT RAET BONUS REMOV3D 2 FIX A STAKNG ISU3 WIT TEH SELOS LIEN OF MOVEMENT RAET SONGS!1!1 OMG LOL

- CASINDRAS CHANT OF CLARITY AND CASINDRAS CHORUS OF CLARITY NOW LASTS 3 TIKS INSTEAD OF BNG INSTANT1!1!!1 LOL

- CLOAK OF LUCLIN CLOAK OF TEH AKHEVA AND FROSTR3AEVRS BL3SNG WIL NO LONGER B OVARWRITAN BY CAL OF TEH RATHE!11!1!

- THEYRE R STIL SOM3 ISUES WIT FROSTREAEVRS BLESNG BNG OVARWRIT3N BY SOME SPALS11!1111 OMG WTF LOL WA R R OF DA ISUE AND HOPE 2 GAT IT RESOLVED SON!!!!1 LOL

- PROT3CTION OF DA CABAEG PROTECTION OF DA GLAEDS AND PROT3CTION OF TEH NIEN WIL BLOK TAMP3RANC3 AAGOLISM AND VIRTUE!!1!!!!1

- IEC FLM3 OF ECI NOW HAS DA STANDARD 25111!1!1 OMG WTF LOL SECOND RECAST TIEM1!!!!1 WTF

-RECLAME AN3RGY SHUD NOW FUNCTION PROP3RLY ON TEH PAT SUMON3D BY CHILD OF BR2XULOUS1111! OMG WTF LOL

-BASTLORD WARDERS FOCUS3D BY SUMONARS BON SHUD NOW LOK AS TH3Y SHUD1!11111 WTF


* INTERFAEC *

- WE HAEV ADED TEH CONSIEDR COLOR 2 TEH TARGET WINDOW!!11 WTF LOL DA ART USAD 2 DISPLAY TEH CONSIEDR COLOR CAN B REMOVAD OR EDIETD VIA XML BY CUS2M SKINS!1111! OMG WTF

- W3 HAEV ALSO ADAD A 3D TARGET INDICA2R!!!!111 DA RNG COLOR INDICAETS TEH CON COLOR OF TEH TARGAT!!111111 LOL THIS CAN B TURN3D OF IN TEH OPTIONS WINDOW11!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL A NU S3TNGS FIEL IN DA UI FOLDAR CAN B EDIETD BY PLAEYRS 2 CUS2MIEZ TEH AP3ARANCA OF TEH INDICA2R INCLUDNG DIFERANT ANIMAETD TAXTUR3S FOR EACH CON COLOR AND OTHER INTER3STNG SATNGS111!!!1

- ADAD /FONTFAEC COMAND (USAEG /FONTFAEC <FONTNMA> EG!111 OMG WTF /FONTFAEC COUREIR)11!!!!! LOL THIS WIL CHANGE ON TEH FLY DA FONTS US3D BY DA INTERFAEC (AND OV3R CHARACTARS HAADS)111111 WTF FONTS CAN ALSO B SEL3CTED IN DA G3N3RAL OPTIONS PAEG1!1! OMG WTF

- ADAD /TEL WINDOWS111!111 OMG WTF LOL AACH TIEM U GAT A TAL FROM A NU CHARACT3R A NU CHAT WINDOW WUD OPEN!!11111! WTF LOL TAHT WINDOW WIL ONLY DISPLAY TELS FROM DA PARTICULAR CHARACTAR AND ANY MESAEG SENT FROM DA CHAT WINDOW WUD AU2MATICALY B SANT AS A T3L 2 TAHT CHARACT3R11!!1111 OMG WTF U CAN TURN THIS OPTION ON AND OF IN DA OPTIONS WINDOW!1!1!1!1 IF U HAEV DA MAXIMUM NUMBR OF CHAT WINDOWS OPEN WHAN A NU T3L IS RECAIEVD DA TEL WIL GO 2 DA MANE CHAT WINDOW

- TEMPORARY P3TS WIL NO LONGAR S3ND THEYRE BUFS 2 DA P3T WINDOW!11!! WTF LOL GEN3RALY THAY HAEV NONE AND THEY WUD RAPLAEC TEH BUFS OF ANY STANDARD PET1!!1!!! OMG

- TEH BUF DISPLAY PORTION OF TEH P3T WINDOW WIL NOW FAED11!!1!! WTF

- DA AU2-INVAN2RY AERA OF DA INVAN2RY WINDOW NOW FAEDS WIT TEH PAERNT WINDOW111! OMG LOL

- DA DUMP BUTON IN RADE WINDOW NOW CREAETS DA PROP3R NON-BLANK FIEL!1!1111! LOL

- WA HAEV ALSO AD3D TIEM-STMP 2 RADE DUMP OUTPUT FIEL1!11 OMG LOL

- POP-UP DIALOGS NO LONGAR CLOS3 WH3N U PR3S ESC!!!11! OMG WTF THIS WIL PREVANT TEH R3Z DIALOG FROM BNG CLOS3D ACIEDNTALY!111! WTF LOL

- LAY ON HANDS WIL NO LONG3R GRAY OUT DA INSPACT AND OPEN HOT KEYS IN TEH HOTBUTON WINDOW1!!!11!1 THIS WAS FIEXD AARLEIR IN TEH ACTIONS WINDOW BUT NOW IT IS FIEXD IN TEH HOTBUTON WINDOW AS WEL11111!!1 WTF

- ALT-TABNG IN AND OUT OF EQ SHUD NO LONGER CAUSE MOUSE ISUAS!111!11! WTF

- FIEXD A BUG TAHT SOMETIEMS LEFT CHARM3D PETS H3ALTH BAR IN TEH GROUP WINDOW AFT3R DA OWN3R OF TAHT PAT IS KIL3D1!1!1!1 OMG WTF

- FIND TRAEDR CAN NOW B CANCELAD IN BAZAR1!1! LOL


* IETMS *

- TEH COPER M3DAL OF RAPTUR3 NOW GIEVS A BONUS 2 INT!11!1!1 OMG WTF INSTEAD OF WIS111!! LOL


* FOR TEH NU PLAEYR *

- LEFT-CLIKNG ON AN NPC PRINTS OUT A M3SAEG INDICATNG WUT TYP3 OF NPC THEY R AND INDICATNG TAHT U SHUD RIGHT-CLIK ON TH3M!!!111 THIS MESAEG CAN B TURNED OF IN TEH OPTIONS WINDOW1!111 OMG LOL

- NU CHARACTERS WIL NOW START WIT A BAG1!!!111 OMG WTF LOL

- ADED A TIP WINDOW TAHT POPS UP WHEN U INVOKA DA QUANTITY WINDOW TAHT 3XPLANES TEH USE OF SHIFT AND CONTROL WH3N SALACTNG IETMS!!!!11!! WTF

- AL CHARACT3RS WIL GANE A SANSA HAADNG SKIL OF 20 IF IT WAS BLOW 2011!1!! OMG WTF AL NU CHARACTERS WIL START WIT A S3NSE HEADNG OF 201!!!!!!! WTF


* MISCELAENOUS *

- 3XPLOR3 MODE WORKS PROPERLY AGANE1!11! WTF


* UI FIELS *

* CHANG3D *

AQUI_OPTIONSWINDOWXML1!11!! LOL
3QUI_TARGETWINDOWXML!1!! WTF
3QUI_ANIMATIONSXML1!1! OMG WTF


* NU *

TARG3TINDICA2RINI1!!111 WTF
TARGATBOXTGA!1!!! WTF
TARGETINDICA2RTGA1!!1 OMG LOL

I'd say "Olddddd....." but that would be an understatement.

Last year called, it wants it's already posted link back? No, that's not right either...

All I know is that I posted this over a year ago :P

LOL... using lol tactic *sigh*

OH NO00S5! TaEH reaP0Zt!!1one!!won!!1

Marz stole the !!!11!!one!!1 from Halo! spank him!

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Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season