Worthless no good for nothing belligerent old fart.
Couple days ago he is grouped with my real life wife
I won’t mention her name but anyway she asked him
about me and he didn’t’ know who I was. I have confirmed
this by giving him a tell, it was like talking to Barney Rubble.

I just thought I would tell you all that Palimax
sold his account. From what I hear he still plays
Like a paladin.
The real Palimax (http://www.base-nine.org/images/palimax/palimax.jpg)

EDIT: Please follow sig rules

First post woot!
I hate you Star Trek Boy!

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

When his first minion of stupidity, Spiriter, failed in his task to convert the masses of the Ayonae Ro boards to the side of Dumb, he sent out his number two man, Amplifyre.

Even that Duke of Dunces couldn't put up a fight, so he hath returned.

The King of All Things Retarded has come.

I cry to think that people I like are willing to associate themselves with Zilor :(

Well, I suppose we were due.

Zilor, you're going to be in "Barney Rubble" when Palimax sees this....Lol.

Hide your e-ass before he calls you out to the flag pole later.

How did that whole wipe thing go last night at the BoT entrance Zilor?

Zilor, you're going to be in "Barney Rubble" when Palimax sees this....Lol.

come on you can do way better then that can't you?

I could but not on 3 hours of sleep.....uhng....

I'm with you on that one :(

I fucked your wife last night Zilor.

What a slut.

I fucked your wife last night Zilor.

What a slut.

DUDE that is NOT cool!
The term she prefers is "unpaid companion", you need to watch it!

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

I know my request will probably mean jack and I know that Zilor pisses people off a lot, but I know Zilor's wife in game and am good friends with her, I'd appreciate it if you didn't attack Zilor by attacking her, its just my personal request, Zilor may piss you off and stuff but his wife didn't do jack shit to you just please leave her out of this. Thanks.

Perhaps you could ask Zilor to leaver her out of it. He seems to want her involved.

Geez Zilor, could'nt you do a better job than that?

I hear Palimax also collects DVD's!! Or was that Darus? Oh n0s!!1! I'm getting them confused.

I dont know Zilor or his wife either in RL or in Game. But if he brought her name up, then she is fair game for the flame war. Blame Zilor for it.

Oh man I can just picture it now...

"Your honor, Id like a divorce because my husband is constantly acting like an idiot on Everquest message boards and dragging my name in it!!"

Ahhh... a man can dream.

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

(Morephus voice)

Here we go...

Ahh here is what life is like for Zilor -

mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_rout...id=1332515 (http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1332515)


Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

I know my request will probably mean jack and I know that Zilor pisses people off a lot, but I know Zilor's wife in game and am good friends with her, I'd appreciate it if you didn't attack Zilor by attacking her, its just my personal request, Zilor may piss you off and stuff but his wife didn't do jack shit to you just please leave her out of this. Thanks.

That wasn't your attitude last night when you filmed me fucking her in the ass.

I do not understand any of you people. :( I know my husband can be really stupid on the boards, but do you realize he only does it to get a rise out of you all and you take the bait? Zilor is not like this in the game and he knows how to play his char.

Why the hate for me? I did nothing to any of you. And all this sexual talk about me is disgusting!! You actually think anyone is going to believe that? Haha (Thank you Lark for sticking up for me. :) )

BTW, Zilor was not lying when he told you that I was grouped with Palimax recently. I was invited into an adventure group last week or so in the afternoon. Palimax was also invited. We did not have an enc, so I offered to bring my husbands enc to buff the group. This was the conversation in group:

ME: "Pali knows who the enc is :) "

Palimax: /shrug

ME: "You don't know who I am Pali?"

Palimax: /shrug

ME: "I am Zilor's wife!"

Palimax: /shrug

Why would he pretend to not know Zilor? I left the conversation alone after that, so I leave to you all to figure out why Pali decided to pretend to not know Zilor.

either that or he just didn't care?

as in, does it really matter if he knows zilor or not, is there some sort of special love bond between him and zilor, to which palimax is just now trying to escape by ignoring his lost love zilor? who knows! only time will tell

ME: "Pali knows who the enc is "

Palimax: /shrug

ME: "You don't know who I am Pali?"

Palimax: /shrug

ME: "I am Zilor's wife!"

Palimax: /shrug

Why would he pretend to not know Zilor? I left the conversation alone after that, so I leave to you all to figure out why Pali decided to pretend to not know Zilor.

Holy fuck, could you guys be bigger attention whores? What the fuck did you expect Palimax to do, start kissing ass or something? Jesus, the guy probably just didn't give a fuck.

As for you Goewyn, I expect you back over here around 7 tonight. I'll shut that fucking mouth of yours.

I want to lay you down on a bed Goewyn, take a stick of land o lakes butter, and spread it all over your ass(The stick kind, not the kind in a tub). oh feels good doesn't it.

The sexual stuff with Goewyn crosses the line guys. It's disrespectful and uncalled for.

Yeah, Zilor can be a dork on the boards, but there's no excuse for being so crude and obnoxious, it's not funny. I find it disgusting.

Do you want your bread buttered too?

Perhaps it's like karma. One insult for the wife for every Paradise War train.

I'm going to have to regretfully deline.

*sticks a stick of butter up Kiradure's ass*'

I give a shit what you think...really...

I'm going to have to regretfully deline.

I could show you things beyond your wildest imagination. Pity :(

Dirty Sanchez.... or chili dog... dirty sancehz... or chili dog... *sigh* choices choices...

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Kiradure and Goewyn both love the chilli dog.

I'd love to donkey punch them both.

Cool I dinged, how about that!

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

I'd love to donkey punch them both.

I already did :(

Twice...each...

Gee, all this attention for little 'ol me?ME: "Pali knows who the enc is "
Palimax: /shrug
ME: "You don't know who I am Pali?"
Palimax: /shrug
ME: "I am Zilor's wife!"
Palimax: /shrugHoly fuck, could you guys be bigger attention whores? What the fuck did you expect Palimax to do, start kissing ass or something? Jesus, the guy probably just didn't give a fuck.*Touches his finger to his nose and points at SHAtrius* That's right. I couldn't possibly give a fuck. I've never known what Zilor's obsession with me is, and frankly I don't care. So little do I know or care about Zilor -- that knowing what his wife's in-game character is wasn't on my list of things to remember. If I had been asked before this post today, I couldn't have possibly remembered who she was, and without hitting alt-N to open a new browser window, I probably couldn't tell you now what her name is.

Zilor, I do not care about you other than to know you worthy of being ignored.

I do find it odd that Zilor likes posting my picture. I took that snapshot (http://www.base-nine.org/images/palimax/palimax.jpg) with my Mavica one Sunday evening after a vacation, or at least a couple of extra days off. For those of you find me an old scruffy fat bastard, that picture is proof. A more recent photo (http://www.base-nine.org/images/palimax/CHW-MarimbaTeam.jpg) of me is on the RL thread in general. I can't find the Las Vegas photos.

It's ironic that I was going to take a new picture this weekend and post it. I reached the first goal on my diet of 50 pounds today.

Worthless no good for nothing belligerent old fart.
Couple days ago he is grouped with my real life wife
I won’t mention her name but anyway she asked him
about me and he didn’t’ know who I was. I have confirmed
this by giving him a tell, it was like talking to Barney Rubble.

I just thought I would tell you all that Palimax
sold his account. From what I hear he still plays
Like a paladin.
The real Palimax


A.] If you wanted to know what he looked like, you could just come to VIIV
B.] The grumpy gnome has not sold his soul to ebay
C.] He plays like a RANGER not a paladin.
D.] Comparing Palimax to Barney Rubble is way off, I always thought of him more like Gazoo.

Hmm... I couldn't find my attention whore pic, but yeah. You're an attention whore.

http://www.bestofhumor.com/funnies2/attentionwhore.jpg

I'm gonna have to agree with Palimax on this one.

I <3 that pic... shes so bangable... And an ass just like Halo's

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

I suggest giving her the STICKY PLUNGER. This is where a guy applies rubber cement all over his penis and then inserts it into his partner's vagina. The penis is kept in place until the cement hardens. Now the man's role is to attempt to "tear" his penis out of her. It's almost a game to see whether his penis rips off first or it stays attached with the inside of her vaginal wall attached.

Hi Zilor..

Even tho i know goewyn hates me more than life its self, i still need to defend her.

All the Goewyn Bashing is really sick guys, anyone who has ever grouped with goe, hell ever spoken with her, knows she is probably one of the nicest people in game. She would never hurt a fly, and she is the furthest thing from a slut or a whore. I can honestly say from the bottom of my heart that i wish i could be half as nice as she is, hell i wish i could be half the person she is.

And Damoiel, some of that shit you're posting is just cruel.

I love you to death you're a great guy damoil, but this penis envy, or chanter envy or whatever it is with zil needs to end Lol.

And you want to say that zilor's gay i still have a screen shot of you saying you had sex with zilor.. It's in my old computer.

if i find it i'll post it if u want goes something like this..


<Few tells to other people>
<Battle spam>
(me) Holy shit dam, whats with the hate why do you dislike him so much?
<Battle spam>
(Dam) Sex
(me) You had sex with zilor?
(me) wow, does goewyn know?

Ok well it's alot better if you see it Lol, need to find it.

And it's true.. zil does post like this to get a rise out of everyone. It's fucking hilarious we used to joke about it all the time in old school PW :-p

But I DID have sex with Zilor! Many, many times in fact. Hes a charmer, that Zilor. Could bag the pope Im sure.

Even tho i know goewyn hates me more than life its self

Im more curious about this however, Im sure its an interesting story ;)

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Hes a charmer

He's talking about his mind control spells not his wit.

Back in the day, if you pissed off an enchanter, we could charm you and have our way with you.

/pet sit
/illusion spirit wolf
/sit
/stand
/sit
/stand

You get the idea.

Palimax - 2
Asshat_01 - 0

/yawn

I SHOT ZILOR THEN MADE GOEWYN FUCK HIS DEAD LIFELESS CORPSE THEN I SKULLFUCKED HER AND BLEW MY LOAD ALL OVER THEIR STAR TREK PLATES AND SHE LIKED IT

Really...

All caps makes baby jesus cry. :(

I FUCKED BABY JESUS

Haha

Hey Palimax i miss saving your gnome arse against Ghoul lord in LGuk .... ah good ol Sol ro days btw Tell Membrayne and Trill I said hello

EDIT: Sig is too tall

Trill is retired.
Membraye is 95% retired -- you can catch him playing Planetside (last I heard).

Tsk tsk guys, reroute the sexual shit back to Zehn and not Goe..er Zilor's wife...(sorry too lazy to click back to learn the spelling of your name) and things will be peachy again.

And now for your enjoyment and distraction..

Gnome Porn! (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=midget+porn&btnG=Google+Search)

:rollin (ROFLMAO) Elaz . . . and Bravo on the comment as well.