Pali's tour thread: Sandbox'd version

[Shepasir]

Ok, so, I'm on the road again. Apparently because of a wireless networking emergency in Santa Cruz, I'll be flying into San Jose tonight, and driving down to Santa Cruz to stay the night.

I'll be in Santa Cruz for a day, flying back Thursday AM.

If anyone's in the area, please point me to a casino and buy me a beer.

Palimax is stalking people in CA. Better watch out...he will come and win all your money and then drink all your beer. Show up on your door step and attempt to move in with you. After he accomplishes that goal he will then try to steal all of your computer equipment and bone your wife a time or 5.

Of course none of this will actualy happen because his rep is 300+ and in todays society that is all we have to go on anymore...but I'm sure by the time that he returns home he will be accused of it by someone...so I'm just getting the head start on it this time.

[Moglor]

is there a limit on ho wlow ur rep hit can go? IE -100?

[Shepasir]

is there a limit on ho wlow ur rep hit can go? IE -100?

No

[flashcube]

IF YOU ENCOUNTER A PALIMAX
In Your Yard:
Do not run from him, this may
stimulate his instinct to chase.
Let Palimax know this is YOUR
territory ad he doesn't belong
there.
Don't be afraid or submissive.
Yell at him, bang pots and pans,
throw rocks.
Make him think you are a bigger
threat than he is!


In the Casino:
This is HIS territory but he's
happy to share.
Again, don't run.
Let him know you are there.
Make eye contact but don't stare.
Pick up small children who may
run, and keep them calm.
Appreciate the experience and
move on with respect and self-
confidence.



(www.savebears.org (http://www.savebears.org)) :p

[Palimax Sceleris]

Of course none of this will actualy happen because his rep is 300+ and in todays society that is all we have to go on anymore...but I'm sure by the time that he returns home he will be accused of it by someone...so I'm just getting the head start on it this time.
Thank god the Hampton has internet in-room.

Shep, I ignored most of your other recent posts, because, well, it's like teaching pigs to sing...

...however, I must ask, "Are you medicated or just stupid?"

[fildien]

"unmedicated" is more likely pali lol.

[Shepasir]

Thank god the Hampton has internet in-room.

Shep, I ignored most of your other recent posts, because, well, it's like teaching pigs to sing...

...however, I must ask, "Are you medicated or just stupid?"

Im neither...so whats your excuse?

[Shepasir]

"unmedicated" is more likely pali lol.

Your right...and if I wanted any meds...well I know you know someone that has enough to share :D

[Palimax Sceleris]

Man, I haven't had a stalker since Chenoa.

[fildien]

well that wasn't THAT long ago....perhaps the torch has been passed to shlep to carry. though having him for a stalker is morbidly amusing, like watching someone commit suicide with a plastic butter knife trying to slit their wrists.

[Silentcerri]

I saw chenoa and thana around here the other day I think they can give him a run for his money!!! I got 10 plat on thana ...she can stalk you in and out of game better than chen could atm i htink.

[Shepasir]

Im going to Atlanta Wed-Fri. Anyone want to stalk me for a change? In order to be my stalker though you have to have meet some pretty high standards. First off you have to be a chick, secondly you have to sneak in at night and boink me for no less than 4 hrs, and finally you need to make certain that you clean up after yourself from any mess that you make.

[Lleauric]

Translation: Shepasir to English:

Im going to Atlanta Wed-Fri.
"I have a court date on thurs"

Anyone want to stalk me for a change?
"I have no friends, no ability to meet people and my CC is maxed out from the 1.99/min chat line"

In order to be my stalker though you have to have meet some pretty high standards.
"You need to have a pulse"

First off you have to be a chick,
"Im not gay.. REALLY... Ok, maybe I am"

secondly you have to sneak in at night
"Ill prolly knock you out and apply duct tape to keep you from running"

and boink me for no less than 4 hrs,
"I am a virgin"

and finally you need to make certain that you clean up after yourself from any mess that you make.
"You most likely vomit on yourself from disgust at either my odor, or when I remove my shirt."

[Buadyen]

... and boink me for no less than 4 hrs...Am I the only one that had the mental image of someone sneaking in and hitting him over the head with a giant inflatable hammer (http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/wacky/inflatables/hammer.html)?

[Shepasir]

All of the dumb shit I wrote

Thats just stupid...

[Shepasir]

Am I the only one that had the mental image of someone sneaking in and hitting him over the head with a giant inflatable hammer (http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/wacky/inflatables/hammer.html)?

Thats pretty fucking funny...only because I could see that happening too...LMFAO

[Fandros]

L2 just gave you a sample of how he can turn you inside out Shemp...


I'd suggest you walk away with your hands up and you might escape with your small version of insanity.

Fandros