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Kelraz Bladesinger
04-23-2008, 05:23 PM
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSL2290323220080422?sp=true

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

Jedd Corpse
04-23-2008, 05:31 PM
oh my god

Taleren Bloodsong
04-23-2008, 05:40 PM
Hey Jedd, look over there~

Jedd Corpse
04-23-2008, 05:48 PM
Hey Jedd, look over there~

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE DID IT GO!?!?!??!?!?!?! You distracted me and took it!

Thormir
04-23-2008, 06:57 PM
Someone needs to replace "Sports Board Moderator" with "Sorcerous Penis-Stealer."

Taleren Bloodsong
04-23-2008, 07:20 PM
hahahaha

Sixee
04-24-2008, 12:27 PM
I don't know about the other guys on this board, but....
I know where mine is, all the time. Theft of that item from me is dang near impossible.....

Thormir
04-24-2008, 01:24 PM
Those Congoese sorcerers will get Sixee's penis when they pry it from his cold, dead hands!