http://www.glumbert.com/media/pickles.html

Somebody please help!

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wtf

asshole

I seen one show where this lady was afraid of balloons ... uhh yea wtf .. and some other lady was afraid of puppies ... some how this dude **cured* them yea yea yea.. can you say bullshit

And thus, another fifteen minutes of fame was granted, before poor Esmerelda was consigned to return to her otherwise humdrum life of keeping the trailer clean and meals cooked.

OMG, not sure wether to laugh or cry, ever wonder how many times a week Maury goes home and contemplates suicide?