<a href="http://www.worldpress.org/Mideast/1635.cfm" target="_new">www.worldpress.org/Mideast/1635.cfm</a>

My favorite part is:

"According to Islamic belief, any terrorist who touches an “unclean” pig or even pigskin “would be denied the reward of 70 virgins in heaven,”"

Little did they know that those virgins were actually prison bitches seeking revenge for a life of being cornholed.

These subtle details sometimes get lost in the translation.

ROFLMAO! religion is so funny :D

HA HA (nelson laugh)

or even pigskin

QUICK! Send Elway and Favre to Afghanistan!