Since no one is before me, I'm going to start one randomly.

Malse once paid a Brazilian soccer team to repeatedly kick him in the testicles in an effort to get rid of his sexual tension

Talid has sex with the carcasses of baby seals!

Roliel is goatse, and yes, he is married to tubgirl.

Dartaignon is a really funny guy.

Talid likes goat sex.

Ibudin is a hermaphrodite or at least thats what his friends told me.

Shamzy is a complete faggot, no really. He is :(

Buyza is an honest business man

Taleren has sex with elren.

Buyza once gave money to charity because he's a genuinely nice person.

Talid arouses me terribly

Maylen can go 5minutes without thinking of sex with a skunk

(this is supposed to be a thread about lies, Maylen)

Talid doesn't have an addiction to throbbing cock.

buyza isn't a gay jew.

Samanusuke doesn't look like uncle fester with that shaved ugly pic in his AIM buddy icon.

BUYZA isnt the Mistress of Kim Jong Ill

Talid isn't Buyza and Elren's secret black love child.

Shinpoker has to have a goat, a banana, a rubber chicken and a dwarf present for good sex.

Gandaar wets the bed each night and makes mommy change him.:eek:

Osgiliath666 had mad, wild and crazy anal luvins with a Peruvian llama shepherd after a 4 day binge on Code Red, laxatives, and peanut buttercups while following around "Menudo Reunion Tour" this last summer

Osigiliath is a liberal left wing pussy bitch :(

P.S shin stop fucking up the rotation!~

Buyza is heterosexual.

This is really Marzi's car.

http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_5/pink-neon.jpg

Osgiliath666 has erotic dreams about flatulating, sympathetic, diabetic, apathetic old women with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth.

Gandaar likes to bang tubgirl.

Buzya is tubgirl

Taveran Shadowbomb loves neither me, or any other males on this forum.

Grumblin has inherent stability problems with anal occipital complications.

Gandaar has an addiction to the product KY

Gokuu sucks syphletic monkey balls.

Lleauric IS a syphletic monkey ball

Gandaar is really Gandien in Drag.


:devil

Trikki prefers cake over pie :confused: For shame!:eek:

Krakah once attached a black man to the back of his Ford, and drug him down a gravel road. He also killed several kittens by strangling them with some rosary beads that he stole from a nun that was busy giving orphan children some free candy (he jacked the candy to)....and then raped the nun...and now the nun is pregnant with his baby....and he is forcing her to get an abortion.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

You've all given Sanchek positive reputation points. 8(

vehx is a mod who does not break the rules.

Buyza is not a racist homophobe


Rigin

Rigin1 is really going to vote for Kerry!

Fildien has no idea what sex with a 80 year old man is like.

Greystone perfected the art of ass to mouth with 80 year old men.

SkipSkapSkank bravely uses his EQ name on these boards.

Willgatus is being treated for tanning addiction! ;)

Nydia isn't a whiney baby.

Nydia is not a lesbian :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

TipToe is literate.

Samanusuke doesn't fantasize about prepubesent little boys lubed up with valsaline and olive oil.

Tiptoe is not Trilkin.

Willgatus is not totally incorrect with that assumption!

(Trilkin is on the boards, but not as TipToe)

Talid has never had sex with a corpse's eye holes.

Samanusuke isn't a professional sausage hider.

Buyza54 never told me ingame that he has no clit. :D

Rabid did not want to look and find out for himself.

Rigin

Rigin's name backwards still does not look racist. He also is not a hyprocrit moron.

Buyza is my hero.

My name is not from a bag of Lay's oRIGINal potato chips lying on my desk during the character naming screen.

I was upset when Buyza got banned for a couple weeks for spewing racist comments in his rep statements.

oh ya and Will has 300 posts. =)

Rigin

willgatus cheats at trivia

Buyza54 is not a fatassed punk kid sitting at home eating out of a family sized can of chunkybeef stew and spreading lies...he's as honest as the day is long.:D

rabidmoomoocow is an enviable human being and not at all a waste of human reproductive fluid.

You dipshits, edit your posts stop breaking the fucking order.

Talid is not an anal retentive homo poster!


Screw you!

Fildien will never own Talid.

Edit : oh shit I was two seconds too late

Rigin

talid did not have homosex with buyza54..nope..sure didn't. :rolleyes:

rabidmoomoocow is not the poster who posted above me (hint).

Cados is the future monica of the Kerry presidency.

Buyza loves and worships Jesus.

Karma Chameleon has absolutely never been banned from Ayonae.Ro

Talid doesn't make sweet invigorating love to me over teamspeak

Only the coolest people use teamspeak, like maylen.

Buyza has never inappropriately touched a child.

Karma Chameleon has never been to Neverland Ranch for a sleep over.

Greystone has never, ever, trained a zone :)

Nydia has never killed a kitten to relief stress.

Talid is straight.

buyza has a penis

Gokuu has never been anally penatrated by Nydia.

Buyza does not have a dead African American in his closet.

Karma Chameleon has never had sex with the dead African American in Buyza's closet

Karma apparently has not mistaken me for rigin.

There is a special place in heaven waiting for Buyza

Rigin

There is no special place in Rigin waiting for Buyza

post count +2

Zehn loves the mods here.

Disc makes me glad for the combination of Coat hangers & Uterus's

TipToe has the highest positive rep count of the whole board. Um whoa..

Cados Evilsbane is the dumbest MFer out there.

:shrugs, just wanted to see what someone would say about her:

shynia enjoys the company of men

Trimlock has been laid recently.

Trilkin has never propositioned a poor woman to allow him to have sex with her infant child.

talid sucks at tiddlers

(edit: fuck)

trimlock NEVER fucked up replies in this stupid ass thread

trilkin has an ugly ass

Trimlock was never the starlett of a bukkake video.

Osgil was NOT the result of a bukkake

Gokuu was never arrested for gettin his dick stuck in a knothole at the petting zoo

Immort did NOT ebay. <3

Krakah does NOT suck penis in the backs of Olive Gardens across the country

Trilkin hates Olive Garden's breadsticks.

DiscW favorite position is their hands and knees.

Shinya likes teh cock.

MarzMartini just cant get enough of gay porn.

Marz's gay porn doesn't star Shynia S.

Thormir has never been on the receiving end of a biker-gangbang

Talid was the leak for EW

Trimlock has never been accused of raping a nun.

trilkin was not the nun