dilea
10-07-2003, 06:41 PM
>What is the most powerful word?
>Well, shit...
>Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
>You can be shit faced,
>shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
>With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place
>for your shit
>or decide to shit or get off the pot.
>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
>forget shit,
>and tell others to eat shit and die.
>Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference
>between shit and shinola.
>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
>There is bull shit, chicken shit, and horse shit. You can throw
>shit,
>sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.
>You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
>Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and
>some days are just plain shitty.
>Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there
>are times when you feel like shit.
>You can have too much shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot
>of weird shit.
>You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up
>shit creek without a paddle.
>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, and other times you
>swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you
>stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
>creation.
>And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know
>anything else!!!!
>Well, shit...
>Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
>You can be shit faced,
>shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
>With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place
>for your shit
>or decide to shit or get off the pot.
>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
>forget shit,
>and tell others to eat shit and die.
>Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference
>between shit and shinola.
>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
>There is bull shit, chicken shit, and horse shit. You can throw
>shit,
>sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.
>You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
>Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and
>some days are just plain shitty.
>Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there
>are times when you feel like shit.
>You can have too much shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot
>of weird shit.
>You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up
>shit creek without a paddle.
>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, and other times you
>swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you
>stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
>creation.
>And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know
>anything else!!!!