*looks around and reveals wares in trench coat*

"wanna buy a Space Shuttle?"

Kid: "A SPACE SHUTTLE?!!"

*looks around and covers up wares*

"shhhhhhh....riiiggghhht. Its 42 mil, yah dig?"

Kid: "42 MILLION???!"

"shhhhhhh....riiggghht. Only 89 million miles on the clock and well maintained. A real cream puff."

reminds me of the cartoon Recess,.

lmao Lum, do I get a discount if I purchase two?