http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/08/tiny.dogs.ap/index.html


ST. PETERS, Missouri (AP) -- A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

I guess the breeder should be happy it wasn't a St Bernard or Mastiff.

Chihuahua! Chihuahua! Chihuahua!

I guess the breeder should be happy it wasn't a St Bernard or Mastiff.

LOL, no kidding. I hope this lady's kitchen knives don't break.


S

I can just hear her shrieking.. "Yo Quiero Taco Bell Dammit!"

A transcript has been made available of the woman's conversation with the breeder:
The woman: It's not pinin', it's passed on! This chihuahua is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late chihuahua. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace, if you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-chihuahua!
The unfortunate violence erupted after the breeder offered the woman a slug as replacement.

Wow. I think psycho is an accurate description there Fildien. O_o

Thormir - I was thinking of that EXACT skit as I read this, lol.

Thormir - I was thinking of that EXACT skit as I read this, lol.


Ditto!

Good quote Thor, hehe.

A transcript has been made available of the woman's conversation with the breeder:
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The unfortunate violence erupted after the breeder offered the woman a slug as replacement.

*in a Droll tone*
Isn't it usually considered polite to quote your source when the material isn't original?
Is this Graham Chapman? Or Johne Cleese posting on the boards?
Or does the fact that it is a chihuahua make it original enough.

And if you think I'm serious, you need your head examined...