Finally I am getting it done. The first annual Everquest Interserver rant Olympics will begin in six days. The site is now open and can be found here: b8.ezboard.com/bhatefulrage This will be a contest to determine that age old question, which server truly has the greatest ranters, and who is the greatest ranter of them all on the EQ boards.

Now for the disclaimer. I realize this is a huge waste of my time and absolutely nothing good or productive will come of this. I realize I am worthy of ridicule for even suggesting such a dunderheaded thing. Of course the winner of this should probably go blow their brains out right along with me. This is about ranty fun, not getting anything actual accomplished.

So come one come all. The forum will be open to everyone but only the ranters will be allowed to post. There will be almost no moderation of the board, so its VERY likely none of it will be safe for work.

If anyone is interested in helping me, shoot me an email at Yenadil@yahoo.com. As for the ranters themselves the rules are five ranters max per server, so you guys work out who that is going to be. When that is done shoot me either an email or a private msg through ezboard so I know who to allow access. I myself, since I am going to be running the site, will stay out of the rants and only cheer from the sidelines. Until monday at noon however, the board will be open to the general public to do whatever they please with. After that time it will be cleared and only the participants allowed to post.

Again, I created this contest as an obvious cry for attention because mommy and daddy never gave me enough, so flame away at me for doing so. I deserve it. I want it. My day won't be able to start without it. Hope to see you there.

i nominate akipt and L2

This servers best ranters were either banned or moved on long ago.

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Oh shit I just realized that since all servers will be there that means Lanys Ty'vl will be there too! Aw man you gotta let me go, this is too perfect, I havn't harrassed those fuckes in ages!

ewww can I go ebay the shit out of their boards?

crap, someone call up Trilkin, get him that URL

Trilkin would just plagiarize someone else's rant.

This is the dumbest shit ever.


Obviously the person with the best photoshop pictures will win, as that somehow constitutes a good rant or flame now. This will be the stupidest shit ever.

Let's conjure up some fake rage guys, let's bitch about class balancing...or let's pretend to hate EQ even though we play it day in day out like the good little sociopaths that we are.

Fuck you Rant Olympics, that's the most retarded thing I've seen all day, barring Greystone.

Fuck you Talid, you fag00t.

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP SHEWDOOG?!

Nothing will beat the original phrack list.

3) By the way, I'm doing your mom, and thought you should know.

HOW ABOUT YOU SHUTTING THE FUCKING UP G00K00U!!!

who has raadts number :rolleyes

raadt wasn't a ranter... he just started kick ass flames

flames rants same shit :)

I nominate Talid!

Impresario Almadar Tegleftyln
Retired

Nobody ever touched Yuegou, its just the way it was...

*In Virgilian Style*Alas, for the fates have driven us to but faded memories of the lofty flame-king...

The best eq ranters have pretty much all retired. (and some work for blizzard now...) And the rest wouldn't bother doing some 'competition'.

Tunare Server had the best ranters..


Though I used to be well known for a good rant or two.




Orun

This guy wins all.

I'm scared of the Olsen twins. Seriously, there are so many creepy things about Mary-Kate and Ashley, it's hard to know where to begin. Like, why are they ALWAYS touching each other?

Seems like every picture you see of the twins has them snuggled up against one other, with Mary-Kate's arm draped lovingly over Ashley's thigh or Ashley's face buried in Mary-Kate's hair.

I guess I simply don't understand how you could spend virtually every moment of your whole life with someone -- your own sibling, no less -- and be able to stand touching them at all, never mind smooshing up against them like it's all you can do to stop yourself from ramming your tongue down their throat. Again, ewww!

I can't quite wrap my head around the whole Mary-Kate and Ashley fandom thing. They're not good actresses. They don't seem particularly interesting or bright. It takes roughly a Cher's worth of make-up apiece to make them not resemble really skinny orangutans, and a flat of Wildcat to make them anything approaching attractive.

I would suggest everyone who sees New York Minute next weekend file a suit against the Olsens to get their $10 back. Except if you're willing to pay to see that movie, the complexities of launching a lawsuit are probably beyond you. Along with dressing yourself and wiping your own bum unassisted.

So where does this Olsen adoration come from? From teen and pre-teen girls, I guess, and parents who appreciate the twins' squeaky-clean image.

I've got no problem with that. I just hope there's not too much shock and trauma in whitebread North America when some supermarket tabloid headline screams, "OLSEN TWINS CAUGHT IN NAKED COCAINE ORGY! WITH ELVIS! AND BAT BOY!"

This whole "countdown" thing until the twins turn 18 is intensely creepy as well, and that's coming from a guy who has Michelle Trachtenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer as his desktop wallpaper.

If you're pervy enough to have fantasies about skanky twin teens that you've been watching on TV since they were in diapers, does them turning 18 somehow make it OK? Gross, gross and also gross.

Teenage girls being exploited as sex objects is nothing new, sadly, and I'm not saying that even I would turn down Lindsay Lohan if she asked me out. Platonically, of course. Yuh-huh. But the level of creepy obsession with the Olsen twins is baffling.

Let me say it again: they are NOT hot. Their money, fame and power might be alluring - the girls will supposedly be worth a billion dollars by the time they're 21 - but all my eye can see is taller, frighteningly thin versions of Full House's little monkey-faced baby. Oh, and my apologies to monkeys everywhere. Ook ook.

The internet's most prolific ranter can be found at maddox.xmission.com/ (http://maddox.xmission.com/).