me and a friend are trying to figure out who has the better pick-up line.. Keep in mind he's single and i'm not.


His: "you have any friends who would be interested in a guy with B+ looks and an A+ personality?"

Mine: "I want you to climb up on me and fuck my face"

yes I know we can't swear in here, but it's a quote.. not real swearing!
and before any of you say something dumb.. neither of us are gay, so these lines are to be used on girls.
So, who's is better? I know you want to answer.

X - it all depends on your desired outcome.

If your friend doesn't mind getting drinks poured on him and slapped by a few people he says that too -- and perhaps his ass pounded by a few boyfriends -- then every so often he's going to get wild sex. As Nydia keeps reminding us, there's openly promiscious women out there who wouldn't mind an unsolicited offer for sex - even from someone with such a crude pick-up line.

If you aren't having much luck with those, how about trying:Hi. My name's ______, what's yours?

Dear Xanaron:

I don't know how to answer this one :) . Does anyone actually *use* 'pickup lines', and meet with, erm, 'success' with them? They irritated me when I was a stupid giggly girl, and they still irritate me (laughs). I understand the impulse though - I was once sufficiently smitten by a girl I met when I first went off to college as to fire off possibly the most idiotic pickup line ever uttered, and due either to pity or some miracle, she agreed to go out with me anyway....

Re you and your friends' pickup lines: His is just lame. Yours might get you a cold glare and the back of someone's head, but also might get a laugh, which is as close to a 'success' as one gets with pickup lines, I think...

Regards,
Nydia Ywalmoriel
Autonomous Collective

/emote takes out gun and presses it to a chicks head
- "Gimme ya numba biatch!"
/chick rights down #'s
- "Ai`ite, i call ya"

Chock full of pick up lines, funny dialog, and hot cartoon babes. (Like another game you might play.) It's a multiple choice puzzle game.

www.romp.com . Flash animation. Check out Mardi Gras.

I swear the main character is my real life friend John. Looks like him, talks like him.

Carnival

I was always fond of, "I like your ass, can I wear it for a hat?"

Pickup lines work in college 'cause, well, girls just wanna have fun too.

Some lines work well (10%?). Other lines work only rarely. I see his line being one of those.

Of course, if you're good-looking lines seem to work at a lot better for some reason.........

If you have the confidence, you can usually use those cheesy lines break the ice with someone that's not a total buzzkill. If you say them all giggly and goofy, well... she'll be laughing too. At you.

I have to agree though that "hi" is the only pickup line anyone really needs.

Pick up lines are stupid. If you can't talk to a woman normally, you actually don't deserve one. Want a handbook to read up what to say when? A manual?

Besides this, if you really are in need of a pick up line, try:
"Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Xanaron, you bastard.

"Wanna go halfs on a bastard?"

she agreed to go out with me anyway....


Dear Nydia:

Jpegs plz.

Regards,
Mirdorr

How about (Warning! Sappy one!)

"If you were a tear, I'd be afraid to cry, for fear of losing you forever"

Eh? Eh Squire? Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge. ;)

A Wink is as good as a nudge to a blind bat, eh squire?

i think im gonna go puke now

Someone once tried on me, "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

(No it didn't work)

"Wanna go halfs on a bastard?"


Hahahahahahaha.

Xan isn't single? WTH you move out of mom and dad's and find you a boyfriend now? LOL had to slam you.))



450X150 This also includes Text

how about

YOu remind me of a championship bass
i dont know whether to mount you or eat you?

think that'll work?

<img border=0 src="http://perfectflaw.ath.cx/images/whores.jpg" />

Ask them to go for a ride in Amp's Camro

But.. you DID give me your phone number Juleea :x

Best pick up line in the world is

"Hi, I saw you from sitting over there with my friends.. I would normally try and use some corny pick up line to open a conversation but you look like the kind of interesting person that deserves something more so i was wondering if i could just buy you a drink and have a small chat with you"

and we have a winner, basically just be yourself

"Hi, I saw you from sitting over there with my friends.. I would normally try and use some corny pick up line to open a conversation but you look like the kind of interesting person that deserves something more so i was wondering if i could just buy you a drink and have a small chat with you"

Used to work with a couple of guys who'd tag team this, knowing that everything has about teh same chances of working. One would try the stupid line to see if it worked. The other would wait a while, then try something like this one.

sigh, you boys just dont get it..


Treat us like shit, and you'll take us home that night

Zark's pinned the nail on the...thingy.

Bring their self esteem low enough, and they'll sleep with anyone to try to bring it back up, including the guy who just slapped her.

Xanaron, I can honestly say without a doubt your pickup line is better. Gonna use that one next time I go out, seemed to work for you.

Hey Balt...what kind of pick-up line did you use on your wife???

I dunno.. I always liked..

"what's a nice place like this doing in a girl like you?

i dont remember but im sure you do

I think it was "Hi, here is 50$, lets go"

/evil grin

The other way around off course because we all know who wears the pants in that relationship =)

may wanna change that pic it PoN not PorN

I like doing this one...first ya whipe your face a lil and say "just cleaning a spot for you to sit"...never works but I get a laugh out of it.



Nirv

"Damn, your so hot I want to fuck you AND your mom."

I am sorry it took me so long to reply. As the self proclaimed expert on this matter, allow me to enlighten you on some of the results of our various tests and surveys.

Background: These tests were conducted at various locations in the Washington DC Metro Area. Pictures of the participants can be found on www.hotornot.com, I'll be happy to send links if necessary, but for sake of arguments the guy with the most success scored 9.9/10 on hotornot out of 900 votes. I personally am 7.1/10, out of around 800 votes. The lowest in my group of friends was 5.8/10, out of 1040 votes, and is currently ranked "hotter than 52% of the men on this site". Each of these pickup lines were used by each person in the group at least once per evening, at most 3 times per evening. I came in overall 2nd place in the "contests"

The tests were conducted on September 17th, 2002 (UVA Toga Party sponsored by DTD), October 13th, 2002 (Georgetown University party of unknown origin), July 5th, 2003 (Tom Tom's bar in Adam's Morgan, Washington DC), August 19th, 2003 (AU's Senior O.R.G.Y. Pub Crawl in Georgetown, DC), September 8th, 2003 (my house, our first party).

"Hey, wanna go halves on a kid?" (Purexhal covered this one above) - 0% success rating (though we do note we did get quite a few giggles

"Oops, I forgot my toga, can I share yours" - 20% success rating (1 slap as well)

"Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven" - 10% success rating

"I'm not that great of a catch and I kinda suck in the sack, but hey ... you look bored" - 25% success rating

"Hey, wanna screw?" - 0% success rating

"You were in my government class! Lets make out" - 5% success rating

"My mom always said you shouldn't talk to strangers. I'm being naughty, does that turn you on?" - 0% success rating

"The motto tonight is hook up or throw up, and I really hate getting sick. Care to help a fella out?" - 10% success rating

The most successful line, with a 35% success rating: "You are really cute and I just had to talk to you"

Thats just a sampling of the 30 different pickup lines used, and basically ... I gotta say it depends on the person. I can go up to a girl, tell her point blank that I think she's ugly, and she'll laugh and we'll eventually hook up, thinking I'm the funniest guy she ever met. Other guys have far less success with the same tactics, but can be "smooth" or just flex their muscles and get a phone number. To validate a pickup line we feel that it should have a universal success ratio, no matter who uses the line. It also should have a universal success ratio on any girl: some girls will react better to some lines better than others. The reality of it all, a "kinda vulgar" line as you put it, we found would have a worse success ratio and thus isn't as viable as a successful pickup line as your friends. Clearly he's going to present his line in a joking manner, which found funny or not will have a far better reaction. Those of us at "7105 46th Street" vote for your friend's line.

That being said, the toughest part about picking up a girl is simply the confidence to go talk to her. Josh, my roomate, may not be as good looking as the rest of our household, but he can go up to a girl and talk to her no matter what the obsticle. Three guys had a girl backed into a corner and were trying to hit on her and he went up and pushed the 3 (bigger) guys out of the way "parting the red sea" ala Moses and was able to talk to her. The 3 guys just looked on dumbfounded, and she was very flattered and spent the evening talking to Josh. He gets rejected a lot too, but there's a law of averages. Any opening line that gets you to talk to a girl, giving her a glimpse of who you are and what you are like, is better than none at all. Do you really want to be represented by "I want you to climb up on me and fuck my face" or "B+ looks and A+ personality", because I for one would pick the latter of the two.

Talk to me in game if you need a list of my references *grin*

Aww, no comments Xan? After I published all my hard earned research just for you ... *sniffle*

The line has much less to do then the aproach.

If a woman is talking with friends (even better if they are guys), and you walk right up, introduce yourself and start a conversation...well, i've never failed with that tactic.

In all cases, it gets mentioned after sex too...like "I can't belive you just walked up and started talking to me like that with (random pogue whos supposed to protect her from guys like me) there.

Hi, my name is... a handshake and a smile is universal.