The Fying Spaghetti Monster

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/personal/11/16/flying.spaghettimonster.ap/index.html

Just what do they mean by "pseudo-deity?!" CNN will roast in Hell, they will, in linguine with a nice pink vodka sauce,

Awesome!

This is one of the best things ever written.


"We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it," Henderson wrote. As for scientific evidence to the contrary, "what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage."


Ramen brothers and sisters, Ramen.

I loved the anecdote about the atheist with the dead battery turning the key and calling on the Spaghetti Monster for help. ;)