Good God.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=491527&in_page_id=1766&in_a_source=&ito=1490

Ok, my first question is, why didn't ALL the passengers revolt? Who are the morons willing to fly with a 5-foot section of the wing missing?

Perhaps the other passengers were accustomed to flying in Nepal. Whack a couple goats (http://www.foxbusiness.com/article/nepal-airline-sacrifices-goats-sky-god-face-aircraft-problems-295857.html), sit back, and enjoy your flight.