Robot Bartender


A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow went in for
a
> drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
>
> The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
> Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man
> listened
> intently and thought, "This is really cool."
>
> The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned
around,
> and
> went back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your
> IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about
football,
> baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really
cool."
>
> The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot
asked
> him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50." The robot then said, "So,
are
> you Democrats really going to vote for John Kerry?"

Robot Bartender

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow went in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and went back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50." The robot then said, "So, are you Republicans really going to vote for George Bush?"


---------------------

Fixed

So your point is that Democrats are really unoriginal?

But much easier to read!

This is just one of those "fill in the blank" jokes, Like "how many ____ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" That being said, I still laughed my ass off when I read it :D

The fun with this kind of jokes is to guess who/what is the target of the obvious fall. :cool:

Talid's just mad because Bush doesn't want him to be able to marry his life partner :(

I saw a robot bartender on the insomniac show, pwn.