Greystone Thorngage
08-07-2008, 01:41 PM
some fun facts about Ron Paul, with any luck Sanchek will mod/edit this into the alphabet sung by Big Bird. /snicker
Ron Paul invented Chuck Norris.
I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.
If you pull Ron Paul's finger, a band will march by playing
Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Ron Paul lost his virginity to Susan B. Anthony.
Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the
call of freedom.
Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"
Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.
Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
MORE!!
If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by
literally splitting our sides open.
The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
Ron Paul's didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it.
The Declaration of Independence is printed with Ron Paul's blood.
Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the
"pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him.
When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets
Ron Paul.
Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie. He just donated
$250 to Ron Paul 2008.
Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.
Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
Ron Paul invented Chuck Norris.
I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.
If you pull Ron Paul's finger, a band will march by playing
Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Ron Paul lost his virginity to Susan B. Anthony.
Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the
call of freedom.
Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"
Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.
Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
MORE!!
If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by
literally splitting our sides open.
The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
Ron Paul's didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it.
The Declaration of Independence is printed with Ron Paul's blood.
Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the
"pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him.
When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets
Ron Paul.
Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie. He just donated
$250 to Ron Paul 2008.
Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.
Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.