Excerpted from chapter fourteen – who’s that a’knockin’?


it was clear to me from the start that jesus wanted me for the position of that vice president position, the vice presidency, as they say, also. So when i got that call from old johnny asking me should i like that position flexible – that the founders, they are so wise and constitutionally, were so wise assigning duties, as the founders – i heard jesus whisper in my ear, “this is you’re calling, sarah palin! Position flexible, sarah! Go!” so that was darn sweet of him, i thought. Also.

And i accepted right away, on the spot, except for the time i gathered all my girls together but not my son god only knows where he was, also, and made them vote whether mommy should listen to jesus for the nominating and they said “let's do this, mom!” except of course also they didn’t know until the day we all flew to ohio. Or maybe it was michigan. So they voted, of course, because i needed my girls to tell me it was okay this vice presidency nominatings, also, but i can’t remember them actually knowing about it until after i accepted, so the voting may have been about if we should have had the kfc or the taco bell to celebrate that night, also. I think we had taco bell.

Sure would like to see the source you are quoting.....

Excerpted from chapter fourteen – who’s that a’knockin’?

Oh, so you got a copy of the book early, and manually typed it in, yourself?

http://debunker.typepad.com/boulderblog/2009/09/from-bob-cescas-awesome-blog----going-rogue-an-exclusive-excerpt---uncovered-and-published-without-permission-by-elvis-di.html

Looks to me like you might have gotten it from here.

Oh snap rover!!!!

Obviously a (bad) joke. You'd have to be pretty naive to think her ghostwriter would screw up basic grammar that bad and it would pass the editors intact.

Yeah I got it from Elvis Dingledain...was funny I thought, it is actually a combo of things she's said.

I bet if we did that with Obama, it still wouldn't be funny, AND we'd be called racists to boot....

You're a racist for even suggesting that Six..

Liberal idiot porn and media's roll in election coverage...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1KOBMg1Y8

Can we just get the Second Civil War underway already? Sooner the better. Best to get unpleasant events out of the way so we can move on. Settle all the damn scores.

Can we just get the Second Civil War underway already? Sooner the better. Best to get unpleasant events out of the way so we can move on. Settle all the damn scores.

I think I'm starting to lean that way. Nothing like waking up to this:

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Or This...good for the kids to grow up with:

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Of course it helps with driving skills and makes people exercise and the kids will love the treasure huunting:

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Take note if you've watched these (I recommend it) The people you see marching in protest are the "Liberals" of the former Yugoslavia. They were protesting the right wing call for civil war. Needless to say the right got their way, laying waste to a country. No winners there...not a one.


Osg and his ilk just might get their wish....but what's that old saying? Watch out what you wish for....

People reluctant to book Palin for speaking engagements because ‘they think she is a blithering idiot.’


http://thinkprogress.org/2009/09/30/palin-blithering/

By BCAB Chief Palin Book Thief Elvis Hussein Dingeldein.



EXCERPTED FROM CHAPTER FIFTEEN – ALL VETS ARE OFF! So when Old Johnny calls and of course he asks about that darn Vice Presidency thing, what does a Vice Presidency even do exactly, fruitful type of position (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loUHRv3ipLE) for ALASKA and whatnot, I knew at once immediately then his team had done a HECK of a lot of research and vetting to me! I remember so well also the conversation we had about the vetting. So let me tell you about that conversation of course because I’m not going to get to 400 pages without saying things like “So let me tell you about that conversation.” Also recipes.


“Darn it I just thank you so much for this amazing awesome opportunity for the nominating of the Vice President, John!” I remember saying!

“We’re delighted to have you, Governor,” John McCain said. I think he liked my boots. I was wearing these mukluk sorta boots, really CLASSY those boots Todd bought them for me at the hardware store up in Wasilla? Insulated and all, what with Alaska being so cold also. This was WAY before I could buy clothes with Republican donor money (wasn’t that sweet of them?!). Anyway, he couldn’t take his eyes off me, isn’t that precious?

Then John McCain said, “My staff did plenty of vetting and we’re certain you’re the best nominee!”

“Uh-huh,” I said. There may have been a really long silence then, because I remember hearing some moose fucking out on the lawn. “What do you mean ‘vetting,’ what’s that mean, ‘vetting’?”

John McCain blinked at me, you know the way he does, he blinks with that sort of look. He’s so cute! “Vetting, checking you out. Learning everything about you before we put you on this enormous national stage.”

Now I have to admit to ya, this made me feel SO much better. Until Johnny said that I was sooooo worried about my daughter Bristol Palin, because we’re Family Values people dontchaknow, and I was so proud of Bristol for choosing to keep her baby that I was going to adopt so no one knew she had chosen to keep her baby because she had that choice of course we’re very pro-choice as long as you choose to keep your baby and then let your mother ADOPT it so no one knows you had a little bastard baby out of holy wedlock. So I thought it was AWESOME that John McCain knew all about Bristol Palin and her little bundle of chosen joy that she wouldn’t let me and Todd adopt so no one knew it was hers, so I said, “Oh that’s AWESOME, John McCain, I'm just so darned happy you know all about my pregnant 17 year-old unmarried daughter!”

John McCain made a funny little face just then. He’s so precious! It was a face like when you tell a snow-machiner he’s just sat in moose crap, that kind of a face.

Oh, so I'm supposed to laugh now? I keep missing the 'humor' in these things....

Picture Tina Fey reading it.

Much better.

Haha.

Oh, so I'm supposed to laugh now? I keep missing the 'humor' in these things....


The humor is it's things she has said just presented as her book. This is how she speaks, things she say's...what more do you want?

How about... Two jews walk into a bar as such, they sit down and whatnot and the first one says to the bartender "I remember oh so well the bar in Wasilla". "The amazing awesome bar there in Wasilla"....

The humor is it's things she has said just presented as her book. This is how she speaks, things she say's...what more do you want?

Are you saying you believe that's from the actual book?

Are you saying you believe that's from the actual book?

No, in fact I said it wasn't earlier...do you believe it's from the actual book?

So if you know it's fake, what's the point? Sixee's right. It's not funny; just sadly petty.