http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm

It's not a video or anything, but the text content may be questionable at work.

Sweet I burn like 40 calories every time. I don't need to go to the gym now.

So to get the most out of the workout: (without a group)

You must have sex with someone other than your wife who is not ready, you preferably having a small penis. The woman isn’t ready because she and a rough ski season is traction, but apparently she left the hospital and is now stuck lying down in a phone booth for conversation purposes is in her bedroom.. During intercourse, both of you get whiplash trying to function in said phone booth. After she gives you some directions on how to proceed, She digs her nails in your back while you attempt to control yourself and then decide to let yourself go but pull out at the last moment. She fakes it as you do the real thing, and moan in Latin as it happens. The woman deciding she is ready for more but you are not, proceeds to have 8 more orgasms, while you are able to only pull off 4. During orgasm number 3 you go off a little early, your partner cusses at you, smacks you around, and threatens other violence as you beg for another chance. Claiming you have sever penis envy.

After intercourse is over you get up and get a glass of juice, while getting back in bed and avoid the wet spot. Just as you fall asleep her spouse, comes home, you remain calm while in one large motion get dressed, and jump out the window. As you quickly run to the front of the house, you get cause by your spouse, and you try to explain but just end up stuttering uncontrollably and throwing up.

Total: 2585 calories losing about 3/4ths of a pound + water loss.

Did Greystone just revealed Akom diet secret? :eek:

Oooo.. so close. It was only 2430 calories for me, though :devil