One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor.
The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol. When he got home his wife was naked in bed ready fo him. So they got in the 69 position and started at it. When he felt the urge he fired the pistol. The next day he went to the doctor and the doctor asked him how it went
He said, "Not to good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, shit in my face and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands up, naked."

hi JOKES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THAT WAS NOT FUNNY

hi JOKES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THAT WAS NOT FUNNY

False

JOKES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY

The point of a joke is to bring about laughter to other people.

THAT WAS NOT FUNNY

THAT WAS NOT FUNNY

Ok, my bad, this was the false part.

THAT WAS NOT FUNNY

And what part of that is incorrect? That paragraph was devoid of humor.

free rep point to the first one of you thats says "your mother" or "my daddy can beat up your daddy"

My daddy(evendead) can beat up greystone.

I will agree with you there talid.

One day Talid, with premature ejaculation problems, went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So Talid went out and bought a starter pistol. When Talid got home his boyfriend was naked in bed ready fo him. So they got in the 69 position and started at it. When Talid felt the urge he fired the pistol. The next day Talid went to the doctor and the doctor asked him how it went. Talid said, "Not to good. My boyfriend bit off three inches of my dick, shit in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands up, naked."

This is more funny.:p

What is even more funny is the multiple negative rep points I got for posting something in the Nuggets forum.

this topic smells like sex.

kinda like salty salmon?

mmmmm now im getting turned on.