Good morning all my loyal fans. As you all well know I do quite a bit of traveling and this time I'm going to hit the west coast. I will be coming to CA for a few days between Jan 8th and Jan 13. I plan on taking in a lot of sights while I am there. Anyway, the point of this is to extend an offer to anyone who wants to take a poke at me. I know you all love it when I travel and would kill for a chance to take a stab or two at ol Shep. Well there ya going. Ill be having out in the City of Industry and visiting Disneyland, Beverly Hills, and a few other sights while I am there. Anyone that wishes to show me around would be more than welcome to hang out with me and be in my presents for awhile.

A poke? You mean, like... ...in an uncomfortable place?

A poke? You mean, like... ...in an uncomfortable place?

Ummm....NO. Damn why do you all want me so much. I know im smart and stuff but damn...get a grip

you're going to CA? what did CA ever do to you??

don't forget to go down to the beach and pound sand

pound sand??? Where is that?

He's going to California? Quick! This is our chance to blow California into the Pacific ocean! We'll kill two birds (a dodo and California) with one stone!

pound sand??? Where is that?
San Quentin?

I know you all love it when I travel

Indeed.

I called all my contacts in California Shemp. Me and my army of alts will be waiting to ambush you at Disneyland. You were a fool to reveal your itinerary to us! Soon, with you out of the way, I can run Sors (and the world of course) without your petty interference!

Muwhahahahahahahah!

Gandaar/Dante

I called all my contacts in California Shemp. Me and my army of alts will be waiting to ambush you at Disneyland. You were a fool to reveal your itinerary to us! Soon, with you out of the way, I can run Sors (and the world of course) without your petty interference!

Muwhahahahahahahah!

Gandaar/Dante

Oh please..../yawn.

A. You couldnt pick me out of a line up if I had my name tattoed on my forehead.

B. I'd never let you get close enough to me to "ambush" me you looser

C-Z. You really are sad. I might seriously dislike Gandaar but I'd never put you two as being alts of each other.

/wave

Can't you two cyber each other in PMs or something?

Can't you two cyber each other in PMs or something?


QFE

Can't you two cyber each other in PMs or something?

Hey can you sprout a cock and then shove it in your mouth cause damn I get sick of hearing your shit.

Man you just don't get it do ya Shemp.

BTW, Gandaar/Dante/ALTS would be able to find ya, first your pic is in these forums, AND secondly you showed up on Gandaar/Dante/ALL ALTS's doorstep...unannounced. Stalker.

Man you just don't get it do ya Shemp.

BTW, Gandaar/Dante/ALTS would be able to find ya, first your pic is in these forums, AND secondly you showed up on Gandaar/Dante/ALL ALTS's doorstep...unannounced. Stalker.

Oh please you really think that I still look like that...or that is even me. You more trusting and ignorant that I thought.

Is anyone at all still amused by these threads?

not particularly...thanks for asking Sanchek :)

Nope not at all.

Nope, I grew bored with them about two months ago.

I grew bored of listening to him see shadows where there were lights.

Good morning all my loyal fans. As you all well know I do quite a bit of traveling and this time I'm going to hit the west coast. I will be coming to CA for a few days between Jan 8th and Jan 13. I plan on taking in a lot of sights while I am there. Anyway, the point of this is to extend an offer to anyone who wants to take a poke at me. I know you all love it when I travel and would kill for a chance to take a stab or two at ol Shep. Well there ya going. Ill be having out in the City of Industry and visiting Disneyland, Beverly Hills, and a few other sights while I am there. Anyone that wishes to show me around would be more than welcome to hang out with me and be in my presents for awhile.

haha.

I grew bored of listening to him see shadows where there were lights.

Nope, I grew bored with them about two months ago.

Nope not at all.

not particularly...thanks for asking Sanchek

....and yet they continue to respond to it.....interesting.

I tell you what I'm going to do, Shep. The next thread that you start, I'm going to attach a poll to. Choices will be "ban Shep" and "don't ban Shep".

So, it's up to you.

Thats ok...I wont start another one. I'll just continue to add to the ones that are already here !!! LOL LMFAO!!!

Thats ok...I wont start another one. I'll just continue to add to the ones that are already here !!! LOL LMFAO!!!

Gosh Beav, you sure showed him. Whatever shall we do?

Sanchek how bout changing that to 'next time he posts'? Let the masses decide if Shemp's post was the right thing at the right time.

Oh sure, why not.

Ok the stage is set. Come on Shemp post something, call Sanchek on this one.

Bah, where's my ban Shemp poll!@!

Fandros

Either he won't post or he is using his suprz sekretz, l33t assmin, mizpelling on porpus skills, intelgence to track down Sanchek so that he can't post the poll, once Shemp does post.

You think you scare me? phhhh LOL LMFAO HAHA. I laugh in your face. You go ahead and have your little vote. I'll just be back in another form if anything does happen. MUHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

I'll vote first :D

i second that!

I'll just be back in another form if anything does happen.
Really, you won't.

You cannot stop his ubur secretz compuuuter skillz!!!

Resistence is futile Shemp...bye bye

Fandros

You think you scare me? phhhh LOL LMFAO HAHA. I laugh in your face. You go ahead and have your little vote. I'll just be back in another form if anything does happen. MUHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

Fucking gayest shit I ever heard.

You cannot stop his ubur secretz compuuuter skillz!!!

Resistence is futile Shemp...bye bye

Fandros

Its not bye bye...its just a name change. Just be secret to all of you.

Fucking gayest shit I ever heard.

You dont listen to yourself talk much do you?

Really, you won't.

Really I will. What are you going to do ban by IP address. My god I have so many that you never remember them all. I mean my god hello have you ever heard of a public library? Internet Coffee House? Books a Million ring a bell?

Ayonae.Ro has no practical ability to monitor all conduct, communications, or content which might violate this Policy.

Sure they do...its called Sanchek

Shep, even if you find a way back, we all know you're incapable of being discreet about it. You'll just be re-banned in a few minutes.

Have fun driving all around town, looking for new IP addresses for our entertainment.

Don't worry Shemp. Even if you do manage to get through some screening filters it won't take long for your usual tool like self to emerge and paint the new account as an alt of Shemp.

BAH damn fingers don't type as fast as I need em to. Ya beat me to it Sanchek. Dern Over-Modder!!!

I *was* going to vote not to ban him, right up until he announced his plan to defy any ban placed on him.

*wave*

Really I will. What are you going to do ban by IP address. My god I have so many that you never remember them all. I mean my god hello have you ever heard of a public library? Internet Coffee House? Books a Million ring a bell?

You don't really know much about IP, do you? There are quite a few easy ways to work around that.

You're really gonna go in an internet cafe or try to hax around just to post more useless stuff in here? Wow you're a fucking loser.

You don't really know much about IP, do you? There are quite a few easy ways to work around that.

Are you kidding? He's teh sooper seekret netwerk admin! Don't you dare question his knowledge, or else he'll BSoD your brain!

:D

Are you kidding? He's teh sooper seekret netwerk admin! Don't you dare question his knowledge, or else he'll BSoD your brain!

:D

If Shemp keeps going on about this drivel our brains would hit BSoD.

There's definately two things that are dead on in this thread:

As long as this board allows anyone with a valid email address to register, a troll has no shortage of free mailboxes and fresh IPs available to them to continue to post.
Only a massive loser would go to such lengths.

Shep defies logic. I mean, wasn't his whole whine fest attention whore platform based on his delusional assumption that Gandaar, Sors and Dante were stalking him?

Now hes supposedly going to stalk these boards? What a freak man.

Shep defies logic. I mean, wasn't his whole whine fest attention whore platform based on his delusional assumption that Gandaar, Sors and Dante were stalking him?


Um, cause we are.

The truth is out for the world to see. It is all a plot of the GGDA (Gandaar's Global Domination Agenda) to make Shemp out to be the fool he is. Naturally, he facilitated it very well, and played perfectly into our trap. He was merely a pawn that we toy with on occasion while we impliment various phases of The Agenda. He tried to out us before we were to the point where anyone could do anything about it. But we squashed him, and now it is too late for all of you. You will now have to submit all your account names and toons, and will become ALTs of Gandaar's. Resistance is futile. You will be assimulated. Yadda yadda, blah blah blah, etc.

This message will self destruct in 10 seconds...10...9...8...

Um, cause we are.

The truth is out for the world to see. It is all a plot of the GGDA (Gandaar's Global Domination Agenda) to make Shemp out to be the fool he is. Naturally, he facilitated it very well, and played perfectly into our trap. He was merely a pawn that we toy with on occasion while we impliment various phases of The Agenda. He tried to out us before we were to the point where anyone could do anything about it. But we squashed him, and now it is too late for all of you. You will now have to submit all your account names and toons, and will become ALTs of Gandaar's. Resistance is futile. You will be assimulated. Yadda yadda, blah blah blah, etc.

This message will self destruct in 10 seconds...10...9...8...

Haha, the GGDA, love it.

Well, he's been banned ~12 hours. Seems to be having a hard time using all of those top secret super admin powers to get back, huh?

No no no...I refuse to submit Sanchek....hmmm or has he taken you over....

Now I'm confused, was he the total power that he claimed to be...

ack lhep!!!!

Fandros

as we all know
http://www.chris-place.net/multimedia-central/weakestlink/intelligence.rm
with the votes all in
http://www.chris-place.net/multimedia-central/weakestlink/voteoffrichard.rm (http://www.chris-place.net/multimedia-central/weakestlink/voteoffrichard.rm)
and to sum it up
http://www.chris-place.net/multimedia-central/weakestlink/weakestlink.rm

Gah! So, was he the tallest or the gayest guy on the podium? :confused:

Guess his l33t skills are slow to power up....


Fandros

I'm pretty sure this is him: http://forums.ayonae.ro/member.php?u=1102

(Shame he won't be making it past the new user moderation feature)

fildien, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:


Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.



?

Clearly, you've been banned.

I guess you have to be an admin to view profile on moderated new users. Makes sense.

Oh snap! I've been banned :(
I agree with though it makes sense for admins to only be able to see moderated accounts. Ah well, I believe you anway. It's probably Shep.

lmao

Wonder who the name...Hate Sors and Ayonae belongs to...

hmmm guess he's still not l33t enough.

Fandros

Welcome to our newest member, Shep making a sad plea for attention. (http://forums.ayonae.ro/member.php?u=1103)

haha

Priceless :)

LMAO so now the inbred fool is making up chains of names trying to get through to the boards...new one...Filiden loves Gaandar.

He must froth your names in his sleep.

Fandros

Hey it's true, I love myself.

Every night eh Fil? :)

:p

Welcome to our newest member, Fildien Loves Gandaar
And goes on, goes on goes on...

Oops, I missed the new one. It's fixed now!

heh...his new name....I'm in can you find me....

Sure you are bud, post!! oh wait ya can't.....

Your l33t admin powers must be ebbing, orrr I know you were exposed to Sorsanite which drains your powers!!

Fandros

heh...his new name....I'm in can you find me....

Sure you are bud, post!! oh wait ya can't.....

Your l33t admin powers must be ebbing, orrr I know you were exposed to Sorsanite which drains your powers!!

Fandros

Hey now no telling about the secret power of Sorsanite!!!

Oh he's here alright. Face pressed up against the glass, looking in.

Sorsanite?? Whats that?? Stop letting all our secrets out. Gandaar is trying to throw the world off his trail by letting top sekrets stuff slip so that the world domination can continue unhindered.

First rule of SorsClub - No talking about SorsClub.

Poor Shemp, not even able to come and spout off something new, and how evil we all are.

Holy CRAP Batman I got Vcash to bet!!!

This just gets better and better. The IP he registered the last one from (63.110.101.221) belongs to Hot Topic. The kid totally works for Hot Topic, or hangs out there and uses their computers while he's buying black nail polish and writing emo poetry.

He is weak in the force...

Fandros

Ok.. I HAD to do it. This is the current state of Shemp in 2005.

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/2447/pwnt7ax.jpg

Directly ripped from this (http://i.today.reuters.com/Pictures/galleries/showcases/showcase_slide.asp?storyID=632702912668906250&urlStr=/pictures/&directory=/configData/Pictures/&edition=US) link (Thanks Anterak). I took the liberty of adding the word. :P

This just gets better and better. The IP he registered the last one from (63.110.101.221) belongs to Hot Topic. The kid totally works for Hot Topic, or hangs out there and uses their computers while he's buying black nail polish and writing emo poetry.

HAHAHA!:D

awww...Sanchek....he started a 8 page thread that made me laugh and you banned him. /wipes a tear.

writing emo poetry.

This got me thinking about the last time I heard Emo Phillips, and his comment about how he was feeling homesick for the streets of New York, so he pissed in the humidifier.:eek:

Final score....


Sanchek/Sors/Gaandar/rest of the sane world....1

Shemp/notalenthack/git/turdburgler/L33tAdminpwers....0

Fandros

Is it too late to vote? :(

Okay, can someone, using laymans terms, explain the whole Emo thing to me? I feel like I'm missing some part of the joke.

From what I understand, emo short for emotional. What it means depends a lot on the context.

Okay, can someone, using laymans terms, explain the whole Emo thing to me? I feel like I'm missing some part of the joke.

There is also a comedian who goes by the name Emo Phillips, and who reaches into the somewhat weird recesses of our senses of humor at times. Like:

"I was watching a friend's one-year-old the other day, while she went to the carnival to try to find out who the father was, and I took the boy to the park and pushed him around the path by the pond. I'll never do that again, because he screamed the whole time.



Maybe I should have brought the stroller."

:p

http://www.emophilips.com/home
After looking at a few of the video clips of shows he was on... I'm feeling kind of old now :(
(http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/244.html)At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. (http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/244.html) Emo Phillips http://www.quotationspage.net/icon_blank.gif (http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/244.html)

"I was born in Chicago. When I was 11, my family moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was 12, I found them."

Thanks for the link, Timberelf.:D

Mmmkay, I'm starting to understand I think.

I heard a tweenie in the mall the other day say "Only Emo's shop at Hot Topic". How does that play in to being emotional or in reference to that comic?

Mmmkay, I'm starting to understand I think.

I heard a tweenie in the mall the other day say "Only Emo's shop at Hot Topic". How does that play in to being emotional or in reference to that comic?

Ummm, I am an old grey-haired gamer, so I have no clue what the tweenies talk about these days.:confused:


But I think Emo is great!

Ummm, I am an old grey-haired gamer, so I have no clue what the tweenies talk about these days.:confused:


But I think Emo is great!

You and I both Byl!! :)

Emo for "tweenies?" is how someone acts/dresses. They pretend to be unique and become different then everyone except for the fact their are ALOT of these "emo" people. If you look around www.myspace.com (http://www.myspace.com/) you will find alot of these people. They try to be deep and write poetry about dark stuff and take odd pictures. I will try to find specifics to post on. Yes, they do shop at Hot-Topic and Spencer's mostly. They wear black, are pale, have really dark hair.....kind of gothic but not really gothic.....that is the best I have until I can get home and research this more for you!


*Edit: I found some and when I get home I will post.

Ah, the never ending irony of trying to be unique and their own person, only to realize that they're a machine stamp copy of the person sitting next to them.

I see now :)

I never connected emo with the pale, black clad, goth-lite look, but I don't see much emo or interact with tweenies at all. Popi (http://forums.ayonae.ro/showthread.php?t=1001&page=13&pp=10) models the emo look I'm familiar with.

They also like to pretend to be despressed, guys make out with guys and "aren't gay", they cut themselves, look sad and say no one understands them.
They like to put unique descriptions of their pictures they take. Lyrics to songs are the most popular for them. The first picture had a caption saying "seximo", the second "Lackadaisical", the third is a homecoming picture....., and the fourth is "me looking stoned! LOL".

Prolly *NSFW* but if you are browsing this you probably know this The emo song and more pictures ..... http://emosong.ytmnd.com/ also http://emocriesaboutytmnd.ytmnd.com/ and http://emoindenial.ytmnd.com/

And no I do not know if the first person is a guy or a girl.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a20/limpb7777/emo1.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a20/limpb7777/emo2lack.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a20/limpb7777/emo3.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a20/limpb7777/emo4.jpg

What have I done?!

What have I done?!


Mwuahahahaha...................it's ALIVE!:eek:

Alright bring Shemp back if you guys are going to bring this kind a stuff up.

Sheesh...

It's Giena's fault!!

..oh, and Sanchek too.

Yea, totally my fault. I derailed this thread pretty effectively. I now return you to our regularly scheduled programming.

What is wrong with a little emo in your life?

Was that little?? I listened to some of that stuff. It was emo overload on my brain. I prefer Emo Philips. :D

I can always post more!

Really I will. What are you going to do ban by IP address. My god I have so many that you never remember them all. I mean my god hello have you ever heard of a public library? Internet Coffee House? Books a Million ring a bell?

What's funny is that he thinks this idea is somehow original, and we haven't had to deal with about 20 other trolls that tried the same thing, and failed.

Oh, and emo's are horrible wastes of humanity.

This is emo (http://myspacide.ytmnd.com/)
This is people laughing at emo (http://myspacekidowned.ytmnsfw.com/)

Myspace haircut awards!!!

http://demonbaby.com/blog/2004/04/first-annual-myspace-stupid-haircut.html

Hi Mama! :)

Shep sure has been posting up a storm here, eh?

I thought you were deleting them all ********. Hehe.

As if my puny delete skills could match up to his l33t admin skills.

Sanchek must be a bad word, sup with the ***** in there?

It worked that time....Hmm... wonder if I spelled it wrong? Opps.

Sanchek, hey....

Could I have Shemp's vCash, plzxkthx.?

Sanchek must be a bad word, sup with the ***** in there?

It worked that time....Hmm... wonder if I spelled it wrong? Opps.


I could be wrong, but I believe that Sanchek got tired of people mispelling his name (whether done on purpose or accident). Any time you spell it with "ck" at the end, you get the following ********.

I've been around a while, but I don't think I was here when the asterisks hit the fan.