This is something I found on the oooold Sanguine Crusaders forum.... was posted by an anonomous person, so I dunno who to give credit to heh...

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This is to the tune of Broken Home, by Papa Roach
(Btw.. some of the parts don't sound right if they arn't sung as they are in the song)

Broken Gnome
All alone
Broken Gnome
All alone

I can’t seem to fight spid-er-lings
I’m caught in the middle of three
And my wounds are not healing
Cause they seem to want to kill me
I wish I had someone to take two
Or something that I could hide in
Please tell me this isn’t true
No this can’t be true

Broken Gnome
All alone

I ask some guys to help me
But they don’t really seem to care
Now I’m getting angry
Got spiders crawling in my hair
Well hey I just killed two
But crap I’m almost dead
I’m probly turning blue
But all I see is red
All I see is red.

I’m fighting really hard now
But its hard to see
I wish I had SoW
I feel like a halfling

I’m fighting really hard now
But its hard to see
I wish I had SoW
I feel like a halfling

A halfling

Broken Gnome
All alone

Feels bad to be a gnome
Fighting by yourself, wishing you were safe at home…
(It continues, but I got bored and decided to get on EQ)

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Lmao!

That was by the best ogre in the game and on any server. Whakk D'ogre. HE would only RP with you. Funniest guy i have ever met in-game. He made a ton of these EQ parody songs. Made wierd al seem dumb.
He stayed on CT when the server split to a-ro.

I used to be on CT too till the server split but don't remember him. Must not have ever met him but he sounds like a treat to meet. Omg that rhymed :\