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LMAO

funny:rolleyes: :eek:

Hehe, yeah I could see that happening. Combat Engineers have a real sick sense of humor (prolly why I get along with em so well hehe ;) )

I used to love sending off new recruits to find the impossible. ANYONE that was in the military for any amount of time had to hear about these. Used to send em to the Quartermaster for one of the following (feel free to add yer own to the list):

- A Box of Grid Lines
- A Skyhook
- Frequency Oil

It was even better when the Quartermaster catches on and goes along with it. You can keep this recruit running around for hours!

Yep, yer tax dollars at work hehe.

Keys to the Drop Zone, Blinker Fluid, Left Handed Field Dressings...

You dont need to be in the military to know Blinker Fluid is a little.... off the wall? :D

I used to love looking for volunteers from the young recruits.


"Who's got their Drivers License?"

Of course, the young eagar ones trying to get ahead start bouncing up and down with their hands raised.

"Well then, Drive your body over to QM and pick up the new porta shitters, looks like it's gonna be a long exercise. Ooooo, lookee here, Mac and Cheese in the rations. You guys gonna have some cleaning to do hehe."

Yeah, I'm bad, but I hate suck ups :D