Ouch.

Got so busy cockblocking you didn't create enough overlords?

What's the story?

Just heard...personally i think that was pretty fucking shitty thing to do. You cum stains KNEW that Swifton was going for him, hes been recruiting since the 13th, but you wouldnt let them have their shot at it. Very sad, welcome the the cock-blocker guild list along with the rest.

Those two guys are just bummed and spiteful because someone like Swifton can come along and take a pic up raid farther than they could lead their own guild.



Xregg

Full story please for those of us that dont play any longer?

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Real guilds shouldn't have to bend backwards for pickup raids. If something's up, it's ffa; Welcome to Ayonae Ro.

hey how about this guys?

Open raid is competition just like any guild on the server. If we see one of out most needed targets up on our raid day, we try it, not to fuck you guys over but to try and do something good for ourselves.

Our raid targets dont revolve around other peoples plans (we didnt chose it to screw anyone over) they revolve around our target plans.

Its not cock blocking.. its an encounter we havent managed ourselves, but we have a good shot to do so.

Ment to add "so we try" at the end of that post as well.

And Taino wasnt even online today, so you might want to adress that to jokers instead of taino/halo?

and writing that post, i died to enrage on king 9 =( bastards!

Real guilds shouldn't have to bend backwards for pickup raids. If something's up, it's ffa; Welcome to Ayonae Ro.

ROFLMAO

Real guilds...

How 'bout the very person that swore they'd /bow to swifton if he ever led a successful open Caprin raid?

How 'bout the fact that we've done it 3 (4 10 seconds from the final mob and server crashed) and it hasn't happend yet?

How 'bout this very persons guild taking Bert a half hour ahead of when everyone on the damned server knew we were doing it?

Yeah, it sure as shit shows some god damned class.....NOT

your obviously pussy hurt from the feedback you got from your oh so intelligent post earlier.. stfu and dont post here anymore

Welcome to the real world, pickup raids.

Sorry mate, but its Saturday night, and primetime for Euros. You can't schedule stuff anymore, guess thats the problem of going for actual raid / guild targets.

I love what Swifton's doing, but a real guild has as much, if not more, claim to these mobs.

My point was This ENTIRE board knew that swifton was going to attmpt Bert today, he has been recruiting since around the 13th of this month. Instead of cockblocking why didn't whom ever was in charge say hey lets combine. I understand that you would consider the open raid as another guild in all but name.

It wouldn't be too hard to fuck up their Bertox kill.

/shrug

This is just too damned funny:rollin


Just a couple days back everyone is saying DoM is in the right to go ahead of <Zone> on a turn-in mob, cause the rules say blah blah blah.......

.....but, now when LOTJ goes ahead of a pick-up raid, no matter whether planned ahead and /or announced or not, they are the bad guys?


I think what Swifton is doing is great, and hope to be worthy of taking part in some of his raids at some point, but if another guild goes to the mob first, that is just part of the game, just as all the examples in the DoM vs. Zone thread were saying.

your obviously pussy hurt from the feedback you got from your oh so intelligent post earlier.. stfu and dont post here anymore

And some obvious intelligence is shown here.
Of course, I could use some innane comeback such as why the fuck don't you post here anymore, especialyl when yiou know samn well you were in the wrong.

Cept the little board admin title under your name gives you immunity or something?

I think not.

What was done, was complete and utter horseshit and all know it.

i wasnt in the wrong, thats the whole point.

ITS NOT COCKBLOCKING IF YOU HAVENT KILLED THE MOB! OH MY FUCKING GOD!

I can understand that the entire board hates Halo and Taino, I cant blame you for hating Halo, I dont know Taino well enough.

Jesus christ. You guys lose. Get over it.

It has always been who ever gets thier first and and engages has the right to the mob, especially with an important mob such as bertoxx. Some of my guildies were to be involved with the swifton bertoxx raid but lotj got there first. I dont see that as being wrong.You might have a chance next time.


Chanur

Keep petitioning until you get the GM FD found that gives out free flags and loot for sitting around crying.

First off, neither Halo nor Taino were even online at the time we engaged Bert.

Bert is pretty much our primary target atm. If he's up on one of the two days we raid, you can be damn sure we're going to move to him. Period. If someone else gets there first, fine. But that wasn't the case.

We had no intent of 'cockblocking' the open raid. But we're sure not going to back off a mob merely because somebody else would like to do it also. We had the force online, we finished Carprin cycle to get a few more keys. Bert ring had not started, nor was there even anyone else in CoDB, so we moved in.

I can understand you guys being upset you didn't get to try Bert. But, he spawns every three days. LotJ will only be attempting him on the weekend, so if you don't like competition try scheduling him for a different day.

Just a couple days back everyone is saying DoM is in the right to go ahead of <Zone> on a turn-in mob, cause the rules say blah blah blah.......Not all of us :)

and writing that post, i died to enrage on king 9 =( bastards!


GRATS SINIS!


ITS NOT COCKBLOCKING IF YOU HAVENT KILLED THE MOB! OH MY FUCKING GOD!


That was kinda my entire point, LotJ rushed in an attempt to cock block and failed on the kill(hence the "didn't create enough overlords?" shot).

Our intent was to never cockblock Swifton and I'm sure he knows this, we actually received a few flags from him on the last raid, so we are gratful, but unfortunalty, just like any group of people, they can not just say "hey, we're going to kill this mob, on this date, at this time, don't attempt him" Carprin + Bert was up, so hell yea, finish off keys for CoDB, and give the guy a shot.

if you could do so, NAG would be pretty full of this shit every single day.

Oh, and for you people saying Taino and Halo weren't on, I reserve the right to blame any and all wipes/trains/cockblocks/enrage deaths/sheepsex by LotJ on the fine leadership and example set by your leaders.

Cristo, seriously, are you as stupid as you seem?

you wrote this because you wanted to stir up shit about LOTJ going for Bert when a pickup raid had been scheduled for him.

now, if they had just killed spectre and gated, I'd understand. but they did the ring, and even got to Bert, which is pretty fucking hard.

besides, the spectre repops in 4 hours, so all you mental rejects can just do it then =/

Well I'm neither in the leadership, nore have I logged in for a good few months now.
But I'll take a stab at this anyway: CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER YOU PUSSYS.
Wow, we went for a mob that's been our primary target for 2 months?!?! HOLY SHIT, YOU ARE JOKING?!?!
DIBS ON MITH MARR WHEN HE POPS THIS WEEKEND! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO KILL HIM! JOKERS HAS DIBS!! IF YOU KILL HIM, YOU ARE A COCKBLOCKER!

Even for a fucking twat like yourself Crist0, that's some extremely flimsy material to try and flame us on.

Oh the intelligence.

and you also have an errenous understanding of the term cockblocking in EQ. Had we ever managed to do bertox on earlier attempts, the bert hit today might have been considered cockblocking (if done with the intent to keep other people out of sol ro).

Just because we failed on a mob (wipe on 25% today) that we have never succeded on, doesnt make it a failed cockblock attempt. It was simply another attempt at a mob that is a high priority target for us.

Cristo, seriously, are you as stupid as you seem?


I dunno, how stupid do *I* seem to someone who supposedly quit the game some time ago but still bums around the boards?

Enlighten me!

:)

Even for a fucking twat like yourself Crist0, that's some extremely flimsy material to try and flame us on.


I call bullshit!

Rushing to beat out the open raid is fine, but rushing to beat them out then floundering and dying is PRIMO flame material!

I have a question :
If guild X would anounce on these boards that they would do Bertox (or insert any target here) next saturday.

Who would leave that mob standing if:
1. its youre guilds MT
2. you need it to progress in the plains
3. its youre normal raid day

If you would then I am gonne post every mob that I can think of as the next target for next saturday.

Hey youre gonne save it for me right or maybe not.

Just heard...personally i think that was pretty fucking shitty thing to do. You cum stains KNEW that Swifton was going for him, hes been recruiting since the 13th, but you wouldnt let them have their shot at it. Very sad, welcome the the cock-blocker guild list along with the rest.

aww poor baby hes been waiting since the 13 aww..

Well guess what you fucking cockmongler i dont give a flying fuck because we have been preping for bertox for 10 times longer so u can suck my dick and shut the fuck up. He posted a 4 oclock engage then changed it.. too fucking bad, we engaged 4:30, It was his loss, because we arent going to sit and wait for him to come as we watch with our finger up our ass. Got a problem? Make/join an early raiding guild to get the prime mobs and not stuck with sloppy seconds. Bertox Was up, Hes FFA. PERIOD END OF FUCKING STORY!

First of all we didn't rush ;)

We did Carprin and over half of Bertox ring before some lamer came in and cried like a little bitch.

My point was This ENTIRE board knew that swifton was going to attmpt Bert today,
1. Call me ignorant, but I didn't know about it. I just read the posts that are of any interest for any reason to me. I don't care what mobs who is gonna engage and when they do it.
2. I wasn't online today. Well thats wrong, actually I was online. But not at my desk. I had guests.
3. Haloface has as much to do with the leadership of my guild as 70 other members. Nothing.
4. This mob is FFA as all mobs on the server
5. Noone but the Legend were in the zone at the time we engaged
6. We started the Bert ring actually 3 hours after our raidstart, which means we did in no way "rush there".
7. Nice try stirring up shit.
8. Lick my nipple.
8. Good night.

so you still play cristo? Funny, my friends played in XA for many months and dont know who Biggi is. I think that was you right? Did you ever get past 55?

1. You're ignorant. :p Zing!

Liveye (lvl 65 Wizard)

Haha who were your friends in XA?

I was the most active raiding warrior from the time they started keeping track till the time I retired from it..(incidently I have both my retired warlord and a level 65 iksar(in addition to 6 other characters ranging from 40 to 47), none pleveled, if you are trying to do some pissing contest over levels).

And you never answered my question, just jumped to some sort of weird response claiming you were higher level or some shit..how many penis inches does ebaying your character and not playing the game, yet hanging around the boards get you around here anyway?

HEY! I KNOW!

I will start putting "I used to be biggi" on as my sig so i can score those penis points too!

FUCK YEAH! I WIN EQ!

No, wait..

I WIN EQ MSGBOARDS!

Hereby Lotj is announcing that we will do Bert, MM, TT, Saryrn, Zek Brothers, MB and all other PoP mobs within our range the next 6 months. Basicly those raids are open to everyone, but due to resource planning we are sure you all understand that you must post an application to LotJ in our application forum.

I take it, since we announce those targets quite some time ahead, no one will take our mobs, or Crist0 will call you cockblockers! Oh the shame.

Seriously Crist, you used to write flames with style, but that is just poor.

well, the problem is, if you havent done bert, you cant really call someone doing it cockblocking.

Ive done it twice, both were excruciating, 2 hour 30 min marathons. twice successfully, that is. overall, probably 10-12 bert ring tries with CB.

my friends were orlandin and alwind, orl ebayed when i did, alwind still plays, think kanibal bots him.

Anyway. your entire point in this thread seems to be starting another childish fight with halo and taino, only you've run out of decent ammunition, so you've resorted to flinging e-feces.

btw, your e-penis sucks, because you're starting a flame over an encounter you've never done, to attack someone you dont even know.

and i got 1400 from ebaying beo + his stuff, which netted me quite alot of inches of penis enhancement surgery. They call me "3 iron ian" now. My name isnt ian, but it works.

Ahh come on, that's fighting bullshit with bullshit. It's laughable to see some dickweed who supposedly stopped playing eq try to demean other people via his former character's accomplishments.

It's like the 20 year high school reunion and the quarterback(well shit, let's be honest, the second string safety) from the football team acting like a big man on campus even though he's been making minimum wage the last 20 years licking stamps.

well, the problem is, if you havent done bert, you cant really call someone doing it cockblocking.


HAHA right, and if i haven't ever been hit by a car, I can't say someone else was hit by a car, even if i saw it happen.

I have a half eaten cookie for your $1400 ebay transaction- sorry, I got hungry.

So how much cash you getting from your ezboard account when you sell it? I mean you've been leveling here for awhile now, even made "Master".

Shrug. I just pointed out the fact you have no perspective on the encounter you're arguing about.

Its been about 4 hours anyway, I imagine the spectre is back up.

Oh, and tell orlandin and alwind to pull their heads out of their asses or stop smoking so much weed. If they don't remember me they've been doing too much of one or the other(although they didn't particularly raid often, which is one possible reason for not knowing who was in their guild).

I mean, shit, you know who I was and I was never even in CB right?

I know who you are because you started a pathetic flame 2 years ago, when Palimax said that Vision asked for...shit...Dennod? to return his Singing Steel BP when he left. You complained that it was unfair to leave him "with no chest item".

Anyway, you're using "was" alot when you talk about yourself.

So, who do you play in game?

It's not right to get mad at LOTJ for this. They have not won Bertox yet so they obviously need him for their guild progression. You can't expect a guild to hold up their progression for an open raid, or anybody else for that matter. Further, as we know, there were very few flag targets available so its not like they could choose a different one.

For the record, since it's a year or two old nag, at the time those BPs meant a lot to the guild and were awarded (yes, awarded, long before we went to DKP) under the strict guidelines that they would be returned -- something people knew when they went on those raids.

Anyway, please continue arguing. It's giving me something to do between poker hands.

I know who you are because you started a pathetic flame 2 years ago, when Palimax said that Vision asked for...shit...Dennod? to return his Singing Steel BP when he left. You complained that it was unfair to leave him "with no chest item".


Bullshit. I flamed Palimax because the way he worded a post about some poor sap had let them know thatserv was up in EJ in return for a shot at the scale for epic. The way he wrote it made it seem they agreed with that, moved, killed, and then debated among the officers whether they would let him have a shot or not. If you are going to try to bring up events from that long ago, please recall them correctly!


Anyway, you're using "was" alot when you talk about yourself.


Newp. I am using was alot because Biggi -is- retired and sitting in all his dwarven glory gathering dust on character select, and because I "was" in xa before I retired from raiding and playing him.


So, who do you play in game?


Why do you care if you don't play anymore? You'll never interact with me in game.

Are you still trying to measure your penis by how "uber" your character was in a video game you played a year ago?

half a year ago. And, my character could kick your character's ass. =/

So, I may be the pathetic retired flamer, but right now, you're the even more pathetic, anon flamer.

Grow some nuts. Or, even better, cry about LOTJ stealing yours, because you haven't shown any since you, like countless others before you, developed a Halo infatuation. Hell, even Wayfarer was better.

Bullshit. I flamed Palimax because the way he worded a post about some poor sap had let them know thatserv was up in EJ in return for a shot at the scale for epic. The way he wrote it made it seem they agreed with that, moved, killed, and then debated among the officers whether they would let him have a shot or not. If you are going to try to bring up events from that long ago, please recall them correctly!I should tell Eternal Wrath that Quarm is up. They can decide if I get to loot him.

Oh, and now that I remember the event, the warrior who sent us the tell was allowed to roll for the scale against our warriors. You wanted to bitch because we did MORE than most guilds would have done.

You got all butt-hurt because we said "we allowed" him rather than saying how it was his manifest destiny to have a shot at treasure from something he had little part in killing.

Your nags are awesome!

Palimax, you are right, not everyone was saying DoM was in the right (including me)....was trying to make the point tho that there was a lot of arguing that the rules said they were.

In this case, there was no rules infraction, there was no cock-blocking, there was no anything except some lame-ass wienie with a hard-on for some folks in LOTJ wanting to stir up some crap.

Seem to be a lot of Yuegou wannabies crawling out of the woodwork lately.

ok folks this needs stop please.

I did NOT start open raiding to Show Up Anyone.
I did NOT start open raiding to prevent Guilds..ANY Guilds from Progressing through the game.

I am doing this to HELP folks see more game content and to HELP folks get backflagged.

I announce the raids on the boards to recruit and to let guild leaders know what I am doing. Should they decide to beat us to the mob it is their choice.

Although I was just as dissapointed that bertoxx fell through as anyone it is indeed LoTJ's perrogative to attempt a mob we are planning if they get there first.

If it turns into a regular practice and I get the impression it is intentional I will announce dates via email as before and not let them know ahead of time when we go for it.

They will still be allowed to attend on the fly though. If it becomes necessary i will send them a tell just to see if they have folks who need the flag.

I want ALL to enjoy the raids folks regardless of guild affiliation.

As i said, I'm doing this to help. If it ever becomes necessary to take steps to prevent being deliberatly interfered with I will take them and consider it part of the game.

I do not feel that this is necessary at this time.

I appreciate the support folks but I am HUGE on not causing ANY guild Soap Operas with my open raids.

I would appreciate it if we could please end this arguement now)

We missed bert and got 72 folks flagged for Grummuss instead.

No Worries)

Personally I'm sorry LoTJ failed. If you think it may be something in your strat that caused the loss and would like to discuss options shoot me a tell in game Taino.

As always Im willing to help)

If that mob was the LotJ's focus for the last however long, then grats them for attempting it during their normal raiding schedule.

If it was just "something to kill" then boo-hiss for pretending not to know about the scheduled raid.

I just love Crist0's nags. :)

No, I flamed you because, as I said, you made it seem that you agreed to give him a shot at the scale in return for letting you know the spawn was up, then after the scale dropped stopped to debate whether you would let him roll for it or not. Don't correct me based on your bad memory, for fuck's sake you thought it was over some BP until I said what it was actually about.


half a year ago. And, my character could kick your character's ass. =/

So, I may be the pathetic retired flamer, but right now, you're the even more pathetic, anon flamer


Ok, so you are admitting that your life's worth is based upon a video game you played half a year ago..that's great! The first step is acknowledging you have a problem. I'm wondering what it would prove even -IF- your character could kick my character's(why do i keep wanting to think of that as my dad could kick..) ass?

It's not like it would be you playing it.

As to the anon bit..you moron, you said yourself who I was even before I did. What are you, hopped up?

I just love Crist0's nags.


Shit, I know the reason you like to argue with me so much is because it's sexual tension on your end.

I'm sorry palimax..we're from two different worlds!

Don't correct me based on your bad memory, for fuck's sake you thought it was over some BP until I said what it was actually about.No, dumbass, Beo said that.I know who you are because you started a pathetic flame 2 years ago, when Palimax said that Vision asked for...shit...Dennod? to return his Singing Steel BP when he left. You complained that it was unfair to leave him "with no chest item".Palimax <> Beowuulf

Ahh, but then what's this?


For the record, since it's a year or two old nag, at the time those BPs meant a lot to the guild and were awarded (yes, awarded, long before we went to DKP) under the strict guidelines that they would be returned -- something people knew when they went on those raids.

Ok, so you are admitting that your life's worth is based upon a video game you played half a year ago..that's great! The first step is acknowledging you have a problem. I'm wondering what it would prove even -IF- your character could kick my character's(why do i keep wanting to think of that as my dad could kick..) ass?

ASS|U|ME. Anyway.

If you're so great then why haven't I read about you in the newspaper?

I can argue nonsensically too.

If you're so great then why haven't I read about you in the newspaper?


Actually I believe you are the posturing one here, not I. I'm merely poking fun at LotJ, Sinis(er hubbe), and your very mucho muy oversized grande ego.

you're actually the first person ever to tell me I have an over-sized ego.

All I did was bring up the fact you, yourself haven't done the Bert ring, but still flame 2 people for "cockblocking" the encounter. Anyone who has done Bert knows this is not the ideal encounter to cockblock a guild from elementals. Actually, Agnarr is probably the most painless.

But, anyway. You're not "poking fun at LOTJ", you're using fairly weak ammunition to try and bring your infatuous hatred of Haloface and Taino to full boil. And, now that you've been shouted back into your corner by almost everyone, you're using the "hey i was just kidding" copout.

Besides.

If my ego is so big, then why haven't I read about myself in the newspaper?

Ahh, but then what's this?I answered the topic of "we wanted his BP back," and I sure as hell didn't declare that was the defining moment that you became the "flame Palimax at the drop of a hat" guy you are today.

I think the mere fact that I don't care who you are in game or remember what special bone it is you have to pick with me speaks volumes about how little I care -- beyond demonstrating regularly how inane and useless your nags are.

Swifton had it right a few posts back: If LotJ was doing their normal raid routine, then grats them. If they went out of their way to do Bertox because of the open raid, then they're pricks. There doesn't seem to be any indication the did it just to be pricks, and the open raid did another useful target (so useful that all the flags were used up), so grats everyone on getting something useful done tonight -- except Crist0.

I thought cock blocking was something to do with chickens or sex, maybe for cristo both. At leat I learned something from this thread.





Utopia - Retired 64 Bard

You obviously don't know what cockblocking is Crist0. It is when GuildA kills a mob, just so that GuildB can't get its loot and/or quest item, even though GuildA doesn't need the loot/quest item from the mob. And since LotR was still learning the mob, they don't qualify at all to be "cockblocking".

LoTR has every right to attempt the mob. It doesn't matter one teensy tiny bit that the pickup raid had it scheduled.

You've been on the boards for a long time right? Then surely you remember the debate on scheduled raids vs FFA. The server chose FFA, and it has been that way ever since. Welcome to Ayonae Ro, you stupid shit.

Shit, I know the reason you like to argue with me so much is because it's sexual tension on your end.So, it's, "I have no way to defent my situation, so I'll just try resorting to cheap-shots" now, 'eh?

My sex-life is (a) dandy, proof being the daughter I have as a direct result of it, and (b) unlike Shew's - something I have little desire to bring up every 10 minutes.

LotJ are teh c0ckblock!@#

Shit happens.

<blockquote style="padding-left:0.5em; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; margin-bottom:0; border-left:solid 2">I was the most active raiding warrior from the time they started keeping track till the time I retired from it -- Crist0</blockquote>
No you weren't. Krayton, Lenudorm, Duglas, Slugwarp, Korlis...were all more active than you in XA.

See... Swifton is THE FUCKING MAN!

I love you Mr. Blue!

No you weren't. Krayton, Lenudorm, Duglas, Slugwarp, Korlis...were all more active than you in XA.Oh snap!

I think Swiftons reply to this thread rocked. You earn more and more respect from me every time i hear of what you are trying to do. Count this druid in on any help you need.

As far as the cockblocking, does it matter? Swifton is only person who should be mad, he isnt. Time to move on perhaps?

Hi!

Just for the records:

We had a scheduled raid yesterday and majority of the guild needs Bertox only to enter Sol Ro.
I always admired Swifton's work with the open raids. We always congratulated to his successes and wished good luck with the next targets. Crist your cockblocking theory stinks.

Facts that we were there first, wasn't aware that open raid was scheduled an hour later and it was bad to see random folks zoning to CoDB pulling mobs...

Discw wrote:
...And since LotR was still learning the mob, they don't qualify at all to be "cockblocking".

LoTR has every right to attempt the mob. It doesn't matter one teensy tiny bit that the pickup raid had it scheduled.

Since when did Halo and Taino turn into Bilbo and Frodo Baggins?

LoTR has every right to attempt the mob

Gandalf tells the guild:'Start CH chain now!'
Aragorn says:'Tanking!'
Pippin tells the guild:'Who the hell lets the ranger tank again? For fucks sake!'
Legolas tells the guild:'And you have my bow'
Frodo tells the guild:'Yeah I know that by now, start using it finally'
Gimli tells the guild:'Where are the nukes Gandalf?'
Gandalf tells the guild:'Waiting for Manaburn to refresh'
Gimli tells the guild:'Very effective, lazy bastard'
Merry tells the guild:'Anyone want some backed potatoe? Its time for second breakfast'
Gandalf sighs.
Boromir sighs.
Boromir tells the guild:'Gonna toot my own horn to warn the rest!'
Frodo tells the guild:'Dude, we're all here. Forget your fucking horn now and draw your sword, so we're done cockblocking this before Swifton's people arrive'
Boromir tells the guild:'Make me looter then pls, I will split the cash at the end'
Frodo tells the guild:'Yeah right, as my momma is the pope'
Gandalf tells the guild:'Aragorn down!!!1!!1!'

haha

Can I be Boromir?

Im frodo.. im of proper height to!

Haha I love how many of you have your underoos so tight up your asscracks. You think this is a serious accusation? I'm going to have to take a loan out to buy this many people a clue. It's a fucking flame people, get over it.


No you weren't. Krayton, Lenudorm, Duglas, Slugwarp, Korlis...were all more active than you in XA.


How the fuck would you know? I was already pretty much retired by the time you got full member, in fact you, personally, were one of the biggest reasons I left.

Why don't you see if someone has the dpk logs from sept(when xa started keeping track) through the end of december of last year(when I stopped playing Biggi), then you can come back here and kiss my ass for your wrongness, ya fucktard. I even attended more raids in that time than Korpz..why isn't he on your list if you're so up on things?

He was xa's MT during that time after all....

because kanibal jumped ship so many times he lost track.

You kinda lost me... wtf was that thread about again?
Seems you jump from insult to insult just to have to say something.

its like that when you are wrong and people tell you so..

you move on to the next issue hoping to stirr up enough for people to forget about how lame the first complaint was. =P

Nobody accept maybe Anax and Izin attended more raids than Korpz did while he was XA's MT. As for being the most active I dont recall you being around much more than Aik, Lene or even Din.

-Zodiak

Why don't you look at the dkp logs zodiak, you weren't there as more than a bot very often at all...again, likely the reason you don't recall seeing me very often.

And you, dirty canadian, have been sinis'd one too many times..it's affecting your head!

because kanibal jumped ship so many times he lost track.


Very true...very, very true. Long history of doing that even before he came(and went from, and came, and went from) xa. He's like Guildhopper Incarnate.

heh dragging so many issues into this thread now man.. what was it all about again?

It was about me flaming lotj, then me flaming karmon, then me reflaming palimax, and finally me telling kanibal to fuck off because he doesn't know what he is talking about.

Come on man, keep up!

Would it help if I threw "eh" in there every so often?

It was originally about Cristo starting a flame about a target he hasnt done, against two people he has such an infatuation with he'll stir up shit when there's nothing to be stirred.

Now, he's just attacking everyone who points out the numerous inconsistencies in his posts.

Aww damn man, where's the part of your post where you threaten to kick my ass with the character you ebayed 6 months ago?

You're starting to slack off :/

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!11 OMG CRISTO YOU GOT ME ROFL!!!11

Jesus Christ dude, in case it isn't clear enough, everything you have said here has been a lie. You're just another gutless, anon flamer. Hell, even amplifyre isn't anon.

How can I be anon if you knew who I was even before I said it?

I used to be Biggi!

You said it yourself, you retired Cristo.

Who do you play now?

No, I said Biggi is retired...knowing who I play, and how long I've been posting on this board..you're really reaching to ridiculous lengths on this one.

Again, why would that matter to you anyway? You left this game 6 months ago with your phat wad of cash. Are you going to threaten to kick some other character of mine's ass with the character you sold 6 months ago?

Nah, see, I'm just curious, because you brought up me being retired and still posting here.

Do you still even play?

Well, if you can't figure that out from this thread you're slower than I thought..

Damn no edit! Almost forgot!

I used to be Biggi!

Taino, that was a great little LOTR adventure, eheheeh.
Nice post.

BTW, has anyone else seen Fists of Fury, the Bruce Lee movie? Had a scene where one of the gangsters picked up a pair of nunchuks, and tried to be like Bruce Lee, and ended up knocking himself out.

Not sure why, but reading Crist0's flames here reminded me of that scene.

Maybe you should spell it out for me then, as I seem to be slow. until then, you're just an anon flamer, clueless about anything past Velks, jumping from person to person in a vain attempt to conceal a total lack of knowledge about anything. You call me pathetic for still reading the boards after I retired, but you're even worse, you read the boards, and start topics about things you will never understand, let alone do.

All you have to do now is compare me to Hitler or Nazi Germany, and you've officially touched on every realm of message board idiocy.

I've got no problems with LotJ going for Bert ahead of the open raid. That's how things are done on our server, but reading through the whole thread I was able to garner this tidbit of wisdom

Our intent was to never cockblock Swifton and I'm sure he knows this, we actually received a few flags from him on the last raid,

I found that a bit ironic considering the guild in question refuses to backflag people from other guilds. Bravo for double standards!

Swifton isn't running a guild, he's running OPEN RAIDS.

You tards =(

Karo i think he was refering to LoTJ refusing to backflag people

If you're not smart enough to figure it out for yourself, I'm certainly not going to explain it to you. It's more entertaining to watch you try to think it out for yourself.


Bylimet, perhaps you could educate me on which of my points made you think of this?

Did LotJ not jump onto a mob that was scheduled for an open raid(the end result of an event they taunted the open raiders over in the past no less) then wipe?

Has Karmon not been a victim of his own ego or talking about how his character(that he ebayed 6 months ago, for 1400!) could kick my character's ass? Has he not been calling me an anon flamer even though he addressed me by my character's name in his second post directed at me?

Did Palimax not believe our first run in was over BPs until I corrected him?

Did hubbe not pull a sinis?

Did Halo never lead any LotJ raids?

Is kanibal not a guildhopping fucktard?

And for my yuego moment, quit playing tag along to the people I'm flaming, and get off my nuts...or at the very least come up with your own material so i can flame you too.

Dear lord Biggi you jump from flame to flame like a damn ferret on speed...Dude do me a favor 1 flame topic per thread, getting hard to keep all this shit straight.

DUDE!

It's not my fault you guys can't keep it straight :/

Besides, the only real flame running right now is with karmon, who seems to think he is going to comandeer his ebayed character and meet me at high noon in oasis where he will duel biggi with his character, using only his $1400 penis to manipulate the controls, thereby proving that...well...proving something I guess.

I don't quite follow his train of thought, it's like watch paint dry or grass grow.

Shrug. All you do is point out the fact I ebayed over and over again. Something I'm not ashamed of.

And you have yet to answer a single question.

Who do you currently play in game?

That's right, you retired, casual jackoff. You retired Biggi because you never played. You claim to have been the most active warrior in XA over that period of time, but everyone I've asked who had an XA tag doesn't ever remember you even being MA.

As for my train of thought? Quite simple. You flamed me for being retired, yet posting here. I ask you right now, to prove you aren't retired. Name the character you currently play. And maybe I'll borrow someone's char and come duel you in oasis, if that's your fancy.

Oh sweet jesus, this is golden. Fucking awsome. GOLD DUST!
Thanks Crist0 for biting off more than you can chew. Thank you. So let's begin.

I haven't been in the leadership for 6 months. Good job.
Myself or Taino were not logged in. Good job.
Nobody in the raid knew about Swifton's open raid, good job.
We have never killed this mob, so are unable to "cockblock". Good job.
The Bert attempt took place 3 hours in to a scheduled raid day, so no rushing, or intention, took place. Good job.
Karmon so clearly and utterly owns you in every aspect of whatever the FUCK you are jibbering on about. Good job.
Palimax, the tit he is, has more logic in one sentence then you do in every post since you signed up to this board. Good job.
Even the guy who ornagizes the open raids doesn't give a toss. Good job.
Nobody agrees with you. Good job.
Your dire infactuation and rather perculiar obsession (sexual? Who knows - we are good looking) with myself and Taino is becoming ever obvious. Bitter, bitter boy. Good job.
You've owned yourself more than I could ever have owned you. GOOD JOB.

GG Crist0. You rock my world. 5 page of ass raping. Haha. Fabulous. Start another flame!
Ladies and Gentlemen - Crist0 achieves a new level of fucktardness. Congrats. Fucking gold dust I tell you.
Classic.

You retired Biggi because you never played. You claim to have been the most active warrior in XA over that period of time, but everyone I've asked who had an XA tag doesn't ever remember you


I was the most active warrior for the four months from dkp start till december when i stopped raiding(i'd say before i was pretty active too, but we weren't keeping track then). You keep asking people who either weren't there often, or came after I did, and you will continue to get people who don't really recall me being in xa..because they weren't on when I was(or in the case of orlandin and alwind because they are brain farting).

Hey balt, do you remember me being in xa? Did you see me at any raids?

Hubbe, do you(shit, we were even on at opposite times and hubbe knows who i am)?

Grimwolf? Swifton? Lenudorm? Kala? Othen?(ok, those last three i don't think even read the boards, and only lenny plays still afaik

And again waterboy, if you aren't smart enough to come up with the answer to that simple question it's hardly a fault on -my- end.

I'll even be nice and help you out a little on your last bit:


You flamed me for being retired, yet posting here.


No, I am flaming you for your ego and acting like you are some superior being because 6 months ago you used to be a warrior in the 4th or so guild on the server, and implying your character was going to kick my character's ass. Now of course you're still grabbing your epenis and threatening to kick my character's ass with someone else's character.

Every time I say "man, what a moron..he can't get any worse than this" you lower the bar my friend.

Bravo!

YES!

You're right Halo, GOLD!


I haven't been in the leadership for 6 months.


But...I thought..


Haloface has as much to do with the leadership of my guild as 70 other members. Nothing.


So you were in a leadership capacity in LotJ or not(Of course you were, I remember you bitching about leading raids and having people ask you for stuff while you were doing it)?

Which of course is what cements my position that I reserve the right to blame you and/or Taino for any follies perpetrated by LotJ...you see, they learned from you!

Did Palimax not believe our first run in was over BPs until I corrected him?Beo said our first run in was over that event. I explained the event. I don't know, or care, what our first run-in was over. It's post #44 on this thread (page 2 for me, page 3 for most of you), and it doesn't say anywhere, "OMG! Crist0, our first run-in, how sweet of you to remember."

I might be important enough to you that you remember our first date, but you're just another in a long line of assholes who wanna be the next Yeugou.

A+ for trying to divert the topic again.
D- for substance.

Remember Crist0, it's ok to engage targets if nobody else is ready to kill them, right? (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm6.showMessage?topicID=3717.topic) There's no social contract in this game that says wait for people who're planning to kill a target, right?

Retard.

Comon Hitler refrence!

Yes Biggi was one of the most active tanks we had in XA, and Karo Biggi does play currently, as to his toons name if he doesn't want people to know who he is in game thats his decision. And its just nit picking but Im gonna bet there was at least 1 Joker that knew there was a raid planned for Bert yesterday, as to whether he was online i don't know LotJ correct? (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm8.showMessage?topicID=736.topic)

There's no social contract in this game that says wait for people who're planning to kill a target, right?


HOLY SHIT IT GOES OVER HIS HEAD AGAIN!

It's fine to compete for targets...just be prepared for flames when you constantly tell people they'll never be at the mob*coughcoughtainocough*, then go for that particular mob when said people were planning on doing it..and wipe.

Actually balt I don't care if someone here knows my chars names or not(indeed, it seems a moot point since he KNOWS who I am, by name if not actual first hand interaction)..but I'm not going to do his legwork for him. If he's not capable of figuring it out, his problem.

Wasn't there someone, a long time back, who was banned because his flames were similarly anonymous. "I play, but I'm not going to tell you who" and Edeina give him the boot?

I'm not suggesting we boot anyone (although I have a short list of people whom this board would be slightly more useful without), but I do seem to recall the event?

Anyone remember, or should I lay off the crack?

/shrug

Anon flamers get banned kinda often, hard to remember one particular case.

Not particularly worried whether you were implying anything or not, as more than one of the mods have been guilded with me at one time or another, and know who I am - as do a large portion of the regular posters here.

Raid leader tells the raid, 'OTM to Bert now'
Riely tells the raid, 'NO! EVERYONE STOP! THERE'S AN OPEN RAID HERE IN ONE HOUR!! THEY CALLED SHOTGUN! WE HAVE TO GO DO XANAMECH!!'

Oh the thought.

Crist0, maybe you could quote and explain more than one out of the 12 points I made in the previous post? You know.. the ones showing you - slowly - carefuly - simply - how horribly short of flaming ammo you are?
It would be so fun!

'It's fine to compete for targets...just be prepared for flames when you constantly tell people they'll never be at the mob*coughcoughtainocough

- One more time because you're a retard - Taino wasn't on. One more time because you're a retard - he never said they wouldn't be AT the mob, he said he'd be suprised if they killed Bertoxxulous.

'then go for that particular mob when said people were planning on doing it..and wipe.'

- Oh for the tenth time, he wasn't on, the raid didn't know about Swifton's open raid, nobody cares, it's our right to kill the mob anyway.
And finally.. wipe? Yeah..we are supposed to know if we'd win or loose.. how? With our minds that can see in to the future?

Oh god.. there's so many points to show you how retarded you are.
It's christmas come early!

Crist0 is starting to sound like Amplifyre except he has better spelling and grammer skills.

Seriously though. No one here agrees with you. Quit while you're behind.

Not the best phrase to use for him, Vlad.
When Crist0 is behind, he's only more motivated.

I made a homosexual joke!

Only 12 more posts till you hit 5k, Halo.

Go Halo! It's your birthday! I'm your mother!

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Wow, this is great stuff, Crist0 is owning himself better then anyone could hope. I even got a new sig quote from it!

Son of a... was trying to get the text right on my new sig quote and forgot to hit preview reply... Could ya delete that one Mr. Mod?

dddd

'Go Halo! It's your birthday! I'm your mother! '

- Mum...mummy?!

Disco, someday you'll have a thought of your own instead of following other posters around like a lost puppydog. At that point I will actually respond to you.

Halo, I will gladly respond to your "points":


I haven't been in the leadership for 6 months. Good job.


Halo, see that second post after yours? It covers this. Completely. Learn to read.


Myself or Taino were not logged in. Good job.


Halo, see that second post after yours? It covers this. Completely. Learn to read.


Nobody in the raid knew about Swifton's open raid, good job.


Halo, see that fifth post after yours? It covers this. Completely. Learn to read.


We have never killed this mob, so are unable to "cockblock". Good job.


Ahh, and yet you failed to read the original post, that asks if you got so busy trying to cockblock that you failed to zerg properly. It's a jab. A Flame. I am bringing up the matter of your taking on a mob that your guild knew was scheduled for open raiding today(see the rebuttal for the point above this) which you had in the past told the open raiders they would never see...and failed! I said it earlier and I will say it now: PRIMO flame material.


The Bert attempt took place 3 hours in to a scheduled raid day, so no rushing, or intention, took place.


Ohh lookie! I covered this. It's really the same "point" as the last.


Karmon so clearly and utterly owns you in every aspect of whatever the FUCK you are jibbering on about


He so clearly owns me on it that you don't understand WTF he's getting at either? So far all I've seen him say is he sold his character for 1400, 6 months ago, and that he would kick my character's ass with that character, or he would kick my character's ass with a borrowed character. Or something. Then there's this anon bit that really puzzles me.

I suppose on that side of the ocean, "clearly and utterly owns" has a different meaning.


Palimax, the tit he is, has more logic in one sentence then you do in every post since you signed up to this board.


Logic? What logic? First he comes on to agree with Karmon that I first clashed with him on the boards over a BP, then changes his story and he knows that it wasn't over a BP, and finally he comes down to where he says "Well I don't care what it was about!". I'm not even going into how he tries to equate flaming LotJ for their taunting then failing with me trying to apply first in force only when it suits me. I'd really like to visit his world sometime.

That's not logic, that's him flim flamming to see himself posting.


Even the guy who ornagizes the open raids doesn't give a toss.


Who cares? Do I need swifton's permission to flame LotJ? Do I need it to flame you or Taino?

I don't think so, not any more than you need my permission to be dyslexic.


Your dire infactuation and rather perculiar obsession (sexual? Who knows - we are good looking) with myself and Taino is becoming ever obvious


Ok, first off you're an unimaginative moron for copying the sexual bit after I'd already used this exact angle earlier in the thread.

Secondly, I flame you because you two set yourselves up for it so well..end of story. I mean, if I could convince Hubbe or Anterak or Zehn to act or say things that are as stupid as some of the actions/words out of your mouths I'd flame them just as much.

You don't have to look farther than this thread to see it.. I mean Karmon is saying unbelievably stupid things in this thread, and I'm flaming him more than either of you.

This whole argument could go either way, but it does seem like LotJ has a valid point.
However, just to keep this fair Nobody in the raid knew about Swifton's open raid, good job. is total bullshit.

Disco, someday you'll have a thought of your own instead of following other posters around like a lost puppydog. At that point I will actually respond to you.

Top of page 4.

Oh? what? That's right, you ignored It since I pretty much proved all you said in the first post wrong.

As I said, you're a stupid shit.

Logic? What logic? First he comes on to agree with Karmon that I first clashed with him on the boards over a BP, then changes his story and he knows that it wasn't over a BP, and finally he comes down to where he says "Well I don't care what it was about!".Please tell me where I SAID (not Beo) that was how I first became aquianted with you on these boards, or SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Post #44 on this thread (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm6.showMessageRange?topicID=3737.topic&start=44&stop=44), from me, details the event, but does not ever suggest that Beo was right, that I agree, that it was our first, that it was ANYTHING.

Post #48 on this thread (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm6.showMessageRange?topicID=3737.topic&start=48&stop=48), from me, details the OTHER event, it also says nothing about it being the first, the last, the anything, only that I recall the event and clarified the details of THAT event.

Post #54 on this thread (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm6.showMessageRange?topicID=3737.topic&start=54&stop=54), from me, includes a reminder that MY memory is exactly what it's claimed to be the entire time. That Beo confused the events.

Post #59 (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm6.showMessageRange?topicID=3737.topic&start=59&stop=59) has me explaining to you AGAIN, that I made no claim as to when you crawled out from under your "I hate Palimax" rock.

Post #104 (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm6.showMessageRange?topicID=3737.topic&start=104&stop=104) has me explaining to you AGAIN that I never claimed what incident came first - and reminding you that I still don't have any fucking idea, or did I ever claim I had any idea.

Please show me where I:

(a) Agreed with Beo that our first clash was over the BP.
(b) Changed my story.
(c) State that I know what our first clash was over.

You must be retarded, honestly...

So Crist0, you base an entire thread and flame on stuff that even you suggest isn't even valid.

Has your entire life always been such a waste?

seriously, the fire was extinguished at page 2, how it is page 7 and still going?

Easy there Captain Quim i was just pointing out that a Joker DID know seeing as it was pointed out that NO jokers knew

seriously, the fire was extinguished at page 2, how it is page 7 and still going?

We love laughing at and fucking with stupid people; and Crist0 seems to be determined to give us great laughs at his expense.

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is total bullshit.
90% of my guild don't read this forum. The other 10% that read this board either don't give adamn about who is attacking or planning what and when (like me) or they maybe read the thread but didn't like note it down in their scheudlers and forgot?
Holy hell, this is really of SUCH unimportance, who is attacking what and when. Really. I couldn't care less. Hence my ignorance. I didn't know. And even if I did, read Shosa's post.

*grabs the popcorn and the soda* This is better then any comedy on TV. Crist0 is a moron, and Halo, Hubbe, Palimax, Beowuulf, and Taino are all owning him....but the greatest thing is, Crist0 is owning himself, this is awsome, there hasn't been such an entertaining post on the boards in a long time, keep going Crist0 its funny seeing how stupid you are.

I agree with Reb! Crist0 is proving himself a bigger moron then almost anyone on these boards, keep going Crist0!

I was a fool to make a seperate thread humiliating Crist0.
All the action is here baby.

GO GO CRIST0! Tell us about cockblocking again!
Hahaha. Oh man, gold dust.

What Rebalir said !
:rollin

I was a fool to make a seperate thread humiliating Crist0.

Stop underestimating yourself.. you are a fool for many many many many other reasons as well.

Seeing as how lotj doesn't help others get flags who need them, I highly doubt any of them give a hoot about the open raids efforts.

Omg, keep it coming, I wanna see Crist0 own himself even more, funniest stuff since the This one is for LS: (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm6.showMessage?topicID=2833.topic) :hat

(a) Agreed with Beo that our first clash was over the BP:


I know who you are because you started a pathetic flame 2 years ago, when Palimax said that Vision asked for...shit...Dennod? to return his Singing Steel BP when he left. You complained that it was unfair to leave him "with no chest item".



For the record, since it's a year or two old nag, at the time those BPs meant a lot to the guild and were awarded (yes, warded, long before we went to DKP) under the strict guidelines that they would be returned -- something people knew when they went on those raids.


You are agreeing right there. See where you said "since it's a year or two old nag"? That is saying you were talking about the nag beo mentioned and accepting his assertion about the nag. It is much more obvious this is so when you include both his post which you were responding to and your own, instead of just your own so it is out of context.

Next you'll try to suggest that you didn't specifically say that nag involved me. Nice try at spinning, but in the end you said it in response to Karmon and you meant it that way, and it is easy understand what you are implying. When you write a post "detailing an event", you are agreeing. If you do not believe it happened like that, why would you be giving details about it?

Which brings me to..

(b) Changed my story:


Oh, and now that I remember the event,
the warrior who sent us the tell was allowed to roll for the scale against our warriors. You wanted to bitch because we did MORE than most guilds would have done.

You got all butt-hurt because we said "we allowed" him rather than saying how it was his manifest destiny to have a shot at treasure from something he had little part in killing


Your story has changed. Now we go from "Yes, but you have to remember back then that BPs were worth alot to the guild" to "Oh, NOW I remember what this was, it wasn't the BPs, it was.."

See here's the thing, after this you adopted your standard "I think the mere fact that I don't care who you are in game or remember what special bone it is you have to pick with me speaks volumes about how little I car" after being corrected..twice. Don't worry, I expect that from you..it's your defense mechanism you go into when you are getting owned on actual events or statements.

In short, the part of my post you quoted is completely true. You started out agreeing with karmon, changed your story, then went into defensive mode(as opposed to super defensive which you are now at).

(c) State that I know what our first clash was over.

Completely irrelevant. It was our first clash, I know this because I actually do remember things that happened before yesterday, but that fact is not important. The important part is where you agree with karmon, change your story, then claim you dont know or care.

All of this of course I addressed earlier, which you try to dodge with this little dandy:


Please tell me where I SAID (not Beo) that was how I first became aquianted with you on these boards, or SHUT THE FUCK UP.


My statement had exactly zero to do with this, aside from a moment where I said it was our first clash. A shining example however of the super defensive palimax. This is pretty much your final stage in arguing after you get schooled: The Classic "Well you better show me where I said this, even though you never said I had said it in the first place, or stfu" with a strong "I have you know" feeling behind it.

To sum it all up, this is a wonderful model of the Palimax arguing style when he is being proven wrong:

Step 1: Make first statement
Step 2: Change story when shown you are wrong
Step 3: Tell the person you are arguing with that not only do you not care, you don't even remember their name - so HA!
Step 4: Challenge them to prove you said something that they never implied you did.

I had planned on staying out of this after my last post but i would like to clarify something about LoTJ. This Clarification is Fact folks Not opinion.

In the past I have recieved advice and assistance through participation from members of Lotj and it's leadership.

Even as far back as the Rydda Dar hit there has been a mutual suppot on both sides.

Taino indeed has said Rydda , Carp , and Bertox could not be done.

He also has never once refused to answer a single question when I was putting the strats together for any of them when I was planning the hits and has been nothing but courtious and polite when he was not able to help.

Members of LoTJ have indeed assisted AOR in some of our hits weather they needed the flag or not as well.

After we did Rydda Dar I was asked by a non-officer of LoTJ for advice on the strat I used and happily spammed the entire thing for him in a chat channel.

Please stop bashing this guild over this folks. LoTJ has indeed supported and assisted AOR in the past and hopefully will continue to do so.

Haha asking LoTJ for strats on mobs. That's hilarious.

Crist0 do you even know anything about the bertox encounter? Do you even realize how much a pain it is to kill? I'll tell you now that "cockblocking" by killing bert is about as smart as jumping into a pool filled with jellyfish, as he is the hardest encounter by far required to get into solro tower. Also as others have said, you can't exactly cockblock something you haven't killed yet since you know, the whole meaning of cockblocking is to kill something (repeatedly) to prevent others from being able to get it and considering how lotj has never beat him before...lol.
I just think its funny you can spew crap like this and have such huge misconceptions about the event because it seems like you think it must be easy and fun since lotj is cockblocking it! Woooo I wish I got to be MA for 2 strait hours to kill 300+ mobs on all the encounters in elementals! woooo!

Brel for the next Flutterby kill!!!!!

I think this is soooo funny 'casue well I hate you all! *manical cakle* *runs of stripping and rushing into traffic*

Crist0 do you even know anything about the bertox encounter?


Brell, do you know what a flame is? If I say you are a sheep fucker, does that mean I am literally saying you really fuck sheep?

All behold Crist0 in all thier glory! See how they avoid answering questions by posting feeble comebacks! Come! Watch in amazement as they manage to make themselves look stupider than we ever thought before~~!!!!

IVM/EW Cockblocked me from POI factory this weekend.
Damn those guilds. /wave Luggage !

A better line would be : Come see the people who can't comprehend the difference between a flame and a rant!

Haha asking LoTJ for strats on mobs. That's hilarious.
... We don't even read any safehouse threads in order to find tactics. We don't take tactics from other people. A non officer asked him, as Swifton stated. And if I am not completely wrong, we already killed Rydda by the time Swifton did.
But I expected you posting your words the moment I read swiftons sentence about someone asking. Maybe this person was just curious?

By the way. I never had any doubt that Rydda can be done by your raid. Its a zerg fest. But Caprin and Bert surprised me. /kudos

XA DKP Logs (http://home.wi.rr.com/nexxus/xadkp.htm)

Not sure on the day but I'm gonna guess around the end of last year. :P

But Caprin and Bert surprised me. /kudos
They didn't kill Bert yet, remember we cockblock them!

*hopes EZBoard PM feature works fine*

To sum it all up, this is a wonderful model of the Palimax arguing style when he is being proven wrong:Jesus Christ, you just keep quoting the same things over and over, saying they're proof of my saying that they're our FIRST ENCOUNTER.

Beo said they were we butted heads first. I, without discussing any sort of fucking timeline explained the encounter. You can't demonstrate anywhere without hand-waving and saying, "You see, if you look at the big picture Palimax obviously knew."

You also try to suggest that becuase I later say "Oh, I remember that." That somehow I'm changing my story.

Changing my story FROM WHAT? What did I change my story FROM? My "story" was that I remembered a BP nag. I also remember a "dragonscale" nag. I didn't remember that you were (or even if you were) the jackass who fought about those things.

Tell me, what did my story change from?
When you write a post "detailing an event", you are agreeing. If you do not believe it happened like that, why would you be giving details about it?Yes. The event happened. I agree 100% that the event happened. But I don't agree, because I don't know - because I've said so repeatedly in this thread - who started what nag about it or why.

My "story" is and always was this:

(a) Beo brings up some random event about a BP, claiming it was how you and I "met."
(b) I detail the event without ever saying, hinting, or even suggesting that it was the first time we ever "met."
(c) You bring up some other random event about a dragonscale.
(d) I detail the event without discussing the timeline.
(e) You go crazy, screaming "AHA! Palimax is a liar!" because you claim I said things that I didn't.

The important part is where you agree with karmon, change your story, then claim you dont know or care.I did not agree with Karmon. I did not agree with Karmon. I did not agree with Karmon. I did not agree with Karmon.

READ THE POST AGAIN. You quoted the whole thing.For the record, since it's a year or two old nag, at the time those BPs meant a lot to the guild and were awarded (yes, warded, long before we went to DKP) under the strict guidelines that they would be returned -- something people knew when they went on those raids.Do you see me saying "Gee, that's right Karmon, this is where I know this fucknut from." NO! Do you know why? Because, as I've said, countless times now, that you can't get through your fucking skull, that I didn't do anytyig except clarify the event. It's exactly why I started the post with For the record. You see, that single sentance, the one you're trying to read volumes into - the one you're trying to say means "I, Palimax, agree 100% that Karmon is right" doesn't mean anything except "Oh, the BP nag, in case you were wondering, here's the straight-dope."

Step 4: Challenge them to prove you said something that they never implied you did.Except, here's the funny part. I'm channenging you to prove that I did a number of things that you claim I did, but you can't do. The best you can do is quote that block of text about and say, "See, that single sentance says that you agree with Karmon that this was the first time we fought on these boards."

Except it doesn't. Well, it might in that little mush-filled mellon of yours.

(Submitting w/out preview, good luck on the formatting. I have real work to do..)

Haha asking LoTJ for strats on mobs. That's hilarious.

What knowledge of our 'strats' do you have exactly, SHAtrius? I'd love to know :)

Comment was meant more along the lines of why get advice on how to throw a football from the jr. high school coach who was 3rd string QB at JoeBlow Community College when you could ask Joe Montana, Dan Marino, or even Brett Favre.

I don't think there's a word in English to describe how incredibly dumb you are Shitrius.
You make about as much sense as the basis of Crist0's flame, before he paniced and tried to pull it off as a laugh.

Did I mention this thread is gold dust? Never seen so many twats make bigger twats out of themselves.
GG CRIST0!!

I make plenty of sense, you just have to have a brain bigger than a fucking pea, you dumbass.

You 2 should just fuck already and get it over with.

'I make plenty of sense, you just have to have a brain bigger than a fucking pea, you dumbass. '

- You're correct.
You ooze with logic and intelligence.



HAHAHAHAHA.
Oh man.

Because contributing "this place is nothing but a bunch of twats" to every thread really proves your intelligence? :rolleyes

Thanks Anax.


No you weren't. Krayton, Lenudorm, Duglas, Slugwarp, Korlis...were all more active than you in XA.


Number of raids:

Biggi - 36
Krayton - 32
Lenudorm - 30
Duglas - 0
Slugwarp - 0
Korlis - 0

And just for fun..

Kanibal - 12

Zodiak:

As for being the most active I dont recall you being around much more than Aik, Lene or even Din.


Aikanek - 2
Dinmeru - 0


You retired Biggi because you never played. You claim to have been the most active warrior in XA over that period of time, but everyone I've asked who had an XA tag doesn't ever remember you


In case you're still confused btw karmon, this was a big dose of stfu.

Palimax, instead of:

I'm channenging you to prove that I did a number of things that you claim I did, but you can't do.


Why don't I challenge you ..

"Step 4: Challenge them to prove you said something that they never implied you did."

Only this time, you have to prove I stated that you did say it. It shouldn't be hard right? I mean you've been harping that I did through most of your recent posts.

Oh, Brellin, I didn't forget you!

All behold Crist0 in all thier glory! See how they avoid answering questions by posting feeble comebacks!


How about we behold Brellin in all his glory, where he asks questions already asked and answered pages ago!

Learn to read the thread, you don't repeat what others have already said so often.

/yawn |I

oh ya my internet daddy can beat your internet daddy up. My mommy has bigger boobs than your mommy and my internet penis is the largest on record. Shewdogg sleeps with my goat while shorty watches in the cornor and tells him that was a nice tea party.


jeeeez

Only this time, you have to prove I stated that you did say it. It shouldn't be hard right? I mean you've been harping that I did through most of your recent posts.I sir, accept your challenge. This, I think is a pretty clear demonstration of you saying that "I agreed with Beo(Karmon)," that I "changed my story," and that I "know our first clash was over a BP." Three things that are false, and three things I have demonstrated repeatedly that I did not say, imply, suggest, or even hint at.

I submit, this little gem:First he comes on to agree with Karmon that I first clashed with him on the boards over a BP, then changes his story and he knows that it wasn't over a BP, and finally he comes down to where he says "Well I don't care what it was about!".Enjoy.

Well, hell:(

Now I feel really bad for Crist0 with all this information coming to light with the raid logs. That must be just devastating to be able to show how many raids he attended, and yet his contributions were apparently so insignificant folks don't recall him being around much, if at all, even tho he was there more than most others.

KA-THUNK!
(sound of nunchuk hitting forehead again)

Crist0 is the president of NAMBLA!!?

*looks up*

SUCH A LOVELY TEA PARTY SC!!

*goes back to rocking himself, in the corner*

Wasn't there someone, a long time back, who was banned because his flames were similarly anonymous. "I play, but I'm not going to tell you who" and Edeina give him the boot?

Im not certain if its the same thing youre thinking about, Palimax, but I DO remember Edeina at one point jumping into a thread where a new poster to the board was getting flamed for being anon and requesting that they identify their in game name, or if they didnt play Everquest, their RL name, if they intended to continue to post on the boards. ( Hows THAT for a run-on sentence! {<- notice spelling Max? I KID!!!} ) Anyways, I cant really remember any other specifics, just that I do remember his admonition that one time. There might be something in the board rules about it also but I'm too lazy to look. Sides, it's Hubbe's board now so hardly matters what rules Edeina applied. ( Although I would like to take this opportunity to ask that all posters be required to identify themselves, as I vehemently hate anon posters.............. cept when I do it. )

Master Damoiel Mindbend
Retired Enchanter of the 60th Season

Crist0, tell us that story about cockblocking again.




HAHAHAHAAHA.

Yeah, that's much how I remember it. Had always assumed there was a pseudo-policy in place for anonymous people - but no matter. Biggi/Crist0's current identy isn't much of a mystery. I'm fairly sure it's in the "beastlord" thread.

As to my spelling: Yes, it's atrocious, isn't it. I'm much too lazy to spellcheck, and outside of these boards, nearly all of my communication (Outlook) gets spellchecked for me on-the-fly. Some of it happens transparently (fixing all of my "teh") and I don't even notice myself repeating the same mistakes over and over again.

If it weren't for computers, I'd be useless at composition.

All praise Office 2003!

I submit, this little gem:

Quote: First he comes on to agree with Karmon that I first clashed with him on the boards over a BP, then changes his story and he knows that it wasn't over a BP, and finally he comes down to where he says "Well I don't care what it was about!"


No, Palimax. I said I challenge -you- to find where -I- said you.had.stated it was the first time you and i clashed. I did not say to find a quote of me saying you first agreed in what I know was our first clash on the boards.

Are you capable of understanding the difference? Let me repeat it so it sinks in. In your little "gem", I am saying you agreed with karmon about the bps, in what I know was our first clash(you remember the phrase "clarify the event" right?).

Try again.


I'm fairly sure it's in the "beastlord" thread.


It is, which is why I think karmon is such a fuckin moron. I don't care who knows my character's name..but if he can't see I started the 6th thread down from this one and investigate a little to find out it's signed with my current main's name I am not going to bother answering his question. Not like it's rocket science.


yet his contributions were apparently so insignificant folks don't recall him being around much


Kanibal is a fucktard. He's not bright enough to recall it. He wasn't around enough to know in any case.

Orlandin wasn't around any more than Kanibal

Zodiak was around so much he isn't even listed for dkp

Now Alwind was around a little more often, but I'm guessing he's been smoking too much weed or something.

I'll refer you to what I said earlier:


You keep asking people who either weren't there often, or came after I did, and you will continue to get people who don't really recall me being in xa


Do I have to tell you like I did Brellin? Read the thread, you won't have to bring up things that have already been thoroughly covered.

Keep digging Crist0, keep digging.

Are you capable of understanding the difference? Let me repeat it so it sinks in. In your little "gem", I am saying you agreed with karmon about the bps, in what I know was our first clash(you remember the phrase "clarify the event" right?).That's the problem dipshit, I'm not agreeing with Karmon about a goddamned thing -- except perhaps that you're a raving loon.

Don't change the subject, find what you claim i said.

Wilten, keep playing tag along, keep playing tag along. Remember, one day even you can have an original thought.

Crist0 said:
Don't change the subject, find what you claim i said.
Mwahahaha.. that's just classic. And that in this thread here.
*wipes tears*
You just made my day!

:rollin

'Wilten, keep playing tag along, keep playing tag along. Remember, one day even you can have an original thought. '

- SAYS YOU?!?! THE GUY WITH THE COCKBLOCKING THEORY?!

Oh dear lord, hahahahahaha

Hey, not my fault you're a moron and couldn't tell the difference between a flame and a rant. You started to get it through that thick skull of yours, but then you stopped to watch golden girls and lost it again.

But the real question is who did I repeat Halo? The only possible way your retort there could have any meaning is if I had repeated a flame someone else had made very recently(as in a dozen posts later, or half an hour) over the same event.

Something funny Taino? Maybe you can help Palimax out and point to where I said that? He'll need the assistance.

Or maybe you can try to correct me and say no one else has any part in the leadership of your guild so Halo can come forward again and talk about how he was your raidleader?

Err you said that exactly in the post above mine.
You lost me.
But hey... I'm having fun with you.
:rollin

Yep, I did. Palimax is trying his nifty "I'll call you crazy or talk some more about how all of this doesn't matter to me anyway(even though i've posted umpteen times about it)" trick. I want him to show me where I said that since he went on such a rant about it.

Crist0 please shut up. You lose at life.

He didn't have any lives to loose.

'Hey, not my fault you're a moron and couldn't tell the difference between a flame and a rant. You started to get it through that thick skull of yours, but then you stopped to watch golden girls and lost it again. '

- You are the biggest waste of space since Yhogurtballs and Ghullant. You rush and fumbled to a flame and in your excitment you failed to realise that it made as much sense as, and held as much basis as, your sex life - None. Before you could turn around and take it back you were owned, collectively, by the Aro community. We now stand on 9 pages of you trying to crawl your way out of a ditch you dug with both hands and feet.
You are a pathetic piece of shit. You've got nothing. NOTHING.

Cockblocking on a mob we haven't done before.. It just redefines the word hillarious.

This thread needs an official Flag.

http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_5061_thumb.jpg

Cockblocking on a mob we haven't done before.. It just redefines the word hillarious.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
OMG SO HILARIOUS THIS DEFINATELY IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!11! HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA





...

I give up. This is useless. I'm pretty sure I've had enough fun at Crist0's expense for one week.

Can you guess what other word has just been redifined at your expense, Bildazar?
I'll give you a clue. It starts with "Cun" and ends in "t".

Big week for the English Dictionary.

Cunt isn't really a big insult over here, so I don't really care.

Reading Crist0's responses reminds me of the Chewbacca Defense on South Park. Except that the South Park episode made more sense.

<a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/show/search.html?PHPSESSID=4b56f4d3196f8039c2683e6c555e 0a8c&search=chewbacca&x=23&y=12" target="_new">Brief Clip of what I'm referring to. . .</a>

"Look at the monkey! Look at the monkey!"

I give up. This is useless. I'm pretty sure I've had enough fun at Crist0's expense for one week.


What you mean to say is "I can't in fact find what he challenged me to find, proving the majority of my posts on the matter completely baseless. Instead of being a man and owning up to not knowing what I was talking about, I will instead say 'I've had enough fun at his expense!' and slink away.


You are the biggest waste of space since Yhogurtballs and Ghullant. You rush and fumbled to a flame and in your excitment you failed to realise that it made as much sense as, and held as much basis as, your sex life - None. Before you could turn around and take it back you were owned, collectively, by the Aro community. We now stand on 9 pages of you trying to crawl your way out of a ditch you dug with both hands and feet.
You are a pathetic piece of shit. You've got nothing. NOTHING.

Well, being "owned" must be a different definition for you than myself. I guess for you when someone "owns" me like karmon/kanibal(or the rest of those that challenged my playing experience), it means they lie or talk out their asses and later get schooled by a little thing called "reality"..in this case the dkp records.

When I get "owned" by palimax, I can only suppose that to you it means he runs around challenging me to prove a statement I never said, and slinks away when this mysterious "reality" kicks him in the ass over it as well.

As for yourself, I'm thinking "owning" me is resorting to insults with no basis in reality, I'm assuming because you couldn't find any real issues to flame me on.

Well spoken, Halo...and you didn't even use the word twat once, for that I'm proud of you.

Holy shit Crist0

It's completely pointless for Palimax (or anyone else) to hold any kind of converstation with you. You're like talking to a freaking wall.

That's why he gave up, not because he couldn't prove what you wanted him to prove. He did, you were just to wrapped up in playing word-games to realize it.

Not that it matters, you'll probably do the same to this post. I guess I'll just "slink away" rofl...

No he didn't.. as for word games, that's all palimax plays most of the time..in this situation he lost.

/shrug

Crist0, Every single post you make is a word game cause 90% of the people don't speak 'retard'

Yet you obviously understood his last post =/

nope, beat ya to um Taino by about a week or so as i recall)
its why I was asked for the strat)

We tried once and failed, then you did it and failed , Then we tried again and won.

I was discussing my carp/bert strat with one of your folks when he asked for the rydda strat and he said you hadn't killed him yet.

I got a hold of one of your folks cause I didnt see you on today with a proposal for Bertox. I would rather avoid another soap opera if we can. if you don't see me in game please have someone post an answer on the AOR board.

I may be a bit scarce during the week.)

Yet you obviously understood his last post =/

Im in the 5% :p Speaking "retard" takes many years of practice. Crist0 however was born speaking it

You're learning well from Halo... don't attack the substance of what people say, because you'll get hit with a big ol reality stick. Instead, shower them with jibberish insults.

It just won't stop, lol

Swifton.
We will go for Bert, if we have the people, if he is up.
It is simply our main target. Nothing else is as high on our list as him. We do not step back from our main target for an open raid. We will however also not go for any mob if we don't need him and if its not the best possible choice for our guild.
What I say is, we simply won't let anything have an influence in what we raid besides our needs. We always followed the play nice rules. And we will always do so. In case we both again want Bert... if you are first, its yours, if we are first, its ours. If you happen to schedule your raid earlier due to my post, go for it. We won't change our raid times, target, plans at all, no matter the circumstances. We go for is a) what is on our list b) what is up and c) what people we have online.
Just so you know about our position.
/cheers

When I get "owned" by palimax, I can only suppose that to you it means he runs around challenging me to prove a statement I never said, and slinks away when this mysterious "reality" kicks him in the ass over it as well.Good god. He's still at it.

READ THIS POST. I will refer to it every time you post your pointless "proof" argument over and over again. (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm6.showMessageRange?topicID=3737.topic&start=121&stop=121)

If getting tired of teaching pigs to sing is "slinking away" then, fine, sure, whatever, I'm slinking away - never to be heard from again. I'm tired of it. While the pig isn't as annoyed as I thought he could be, it's certainly been a waste of my time.

Finally, I'll make an observation. If your plan is to just announce "I WIN!" every couple of days until we all get tired of you and just say "sure, you win" -- well, then you're getting close to "winning."

PS. What's it like trying to be the next Yeugou? Do you do some sort of special exercise in the morning, or eat some sort of special breakfast to get'cha up and go'n?

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I'm back. Like a heart attack.

Anyway, I asked what character you currently play mainly to understand if you have any rudimentary understanding of the hellish, nightmareish, caster-lootish encounter that is Bertoxxulous. It is clear to me you don't, so allow me to break my point down, old school.

1) Bertox is not an encounter that can be cockblocked. Bert is a 3 hour ring of hell, beginning with killing a newb mob, and ending with a massive zerg.

2) You have no understanding of this, as you have never done Bertox. You were a mediocre tank in XA, now you are a gay-ass beastlord in a PoHate guild. I am not knocking PoHate guilds. I am saying PoHate guilds do not need to comment on Bertoxx.

3) LOTJ is a guild that has not killed Bertoxx. Ergo, any attempt on Bertoxx is not a cockblock, it is a legit try to defeat a boss.

4) Ayonae Ro does not have a rotation. In big letters in the raid forum, it says "POSTING HERE DOES NOT RESERVE A TARGET".

With these two facts in mind, I will now quote you the introductory post of yours.

QUOTE BEGINS HERE

"Ouch.

Got so busy cockblocking you didn't create enough overlords?

What's the story, morning glory?( I added the last part for effect)"

QUOTE ENDS HERE

You may wonder why I didn't use the quote function. The answer is because I don't trust your retardedness with anything less than the best.

But, I digress. You made this post for one of two reasons. You wanted to stir up some shit. This, you accomplished. 192 posts as I type this. Job well done. Your infatuous hatred (Yes, I coined this phrase earlier) led you to seek ANY feces to fling at Halo. And when you found these flimsy feces, you flung them with all your flaccid might.

The second reason is because, well, you're an idiot. You have no perspective on this. Yet, you still sought to fire your flimsy feces. Why is this? Refer back to sentence one.

So, in conclusion ladies and gentlemen, Chewbacca is a Wookiee. A wookiee is from Endor. But, Ewoks are also from Endor. So, HOW CAN CHEWBACCA BE FROM ENDOR? It just doesn't make sense.

If your feces dont fit, you must acquit.

** Please note. I refer to feces only to characterize Cristos method of flaming as that of a feces-flinging simian.**

This may have already been posted, but I'd rather re-post it than have it go unseen. Every single post you make is a word game cause 90% of the people don't speak 'retard' Im in the 5% Speaking "retard" takes many years of practice.Aww! :(

Look at the monkey! Look at the silly monkey!

Nark: He had to work *really* hard at it.

Beo: 1
Crisc0: 0

Darkedge: 1/2 !

-Dark-

btw Crisc0, After reading your first sentence in every post of yours, I just skip over it. It's all the same bullshit in every post, and I'd rather not make my eyes bleed with you trying to use big words with a peanut sized brain, and no idea of what they mean.

If you want some more attention, get a new topic, or choose someone else besides Halo and Taino to have your infatuation with. It's the same ol' same ol' every post and im sure I'm not the only one skipping over your posts.

Although I rather enjoy the bashing you are taking, it is kind of comical.

Also try to stay on topic bud. Wandering from topic to topic trying to stir up the pot isn't a good thing to do. Eventually you'll get some of the boiling stew on your hands.

Mmm, I kind of liked that.

Hey, how about keeping all of your thoughts into one post. I know, thinking is a slow process, but lets try and wait to hit that 'Add Reply' button until it's all out there in the text box, k?

I dunno, sometimes I stray...

...off topic, and just then get back my train of thought.

That's often a problem with people I know. I always have the same recommendation: Ritalin.


When I get's to fiddlin I just takes me ritalin I'm poppin, and sailin man!

omg im soo dumb i ment to put 10 % hahaha im such a loser! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U READ CRIST0'S POSTS! YOU GO REEEEETAAAAAAARRRTEDDDDDD!!!! (well i do)

Hey Talari, I just remembered!

Gimme my 10k!

STOP TURNING IT ON ME>!>!!! YOU OWE ME 10k GIMMORZ NOW!

if you have any rudimentary understanding of the hellish, nightmareish, caster-lootish encounter that is Bertoxxulous.


Why yes I do actually - just because I don't care to do the event doesn't mean I'm not somewhat familiar with it.


With these two facts in mind


Hey there mental giant, I don't mean to distract you from perfecting the fusion reactor, but you had -4- "facts" listed there.


You made this post for one of two reasons. You wanted to stir up some shit.



The second reason is because, well, you're an idiot. You have no perspective on this. Yet, you still sought to fire your flimsy feces. Why is this? Refer back to sentence one.


Ok, your first reason is correct, and I give you points for being in the minority to actual understand that. Perhaps you could explain it to Halo? He's still having problems..

Now, again, I hate to see that fusion work being slowed down, but when people say "one of two reasons" they generally mean one or the other, not both.


Chewbacca is a Wookiee. A wookiee is from Endor.


I have no idea what tangent your mind is on, however as most swg players can tell you, wookies are from Kashyyyk, not Endor.


2) You have no understanding of this, as you have never done Bertox. You were a mediocre tank in XA, now you are a gay-ass beastlord


/shrug

I was tanking flurry drakes at level 56, with no problems..before pop, and with my admittedly crappy gear before the majority of my upgrades(I was wearing some crustacean at the time). If that makes me a "mediocre" tank, well whatever there chief. Personally, I did a good portion of what you have done(ssra/ntov named/etc), only lower level and with worse gear...so I don't see myself as all that mediocre.

Try to avoid calling others idiots when you are such a fucking moron you come back(even -after- you look at my sig) and call me a beastlord.

As for the condescending guild remark, you're a fucking moron, and weren't paying attention when I said I retired from raiding a.year.ago...and I'm now in a casual guild(we're not some poh level guild, btw..we're just getting into ssra and ntov, and a good majority of our players did what I did, and came to us from "raiding" guilds..why we even have some that came from CB when it fell apart- thanks for playing).


If getting tired of teaching pigs to sing is "slinking away"


So finding the quote I challenged you to find is like teaching pigs to sing?

You remember, the one you based this lovely challenge on:


Please tell me where I SAID (not Beo) that was how I first became aquianted with you on these boards, or SHUT THE FUCK UP.


You remember right?


Why don't I challenge you ..

"Step 4: Challenge them to prove you said something that they never implied you did."

Only this time, you have to prove I stated that you did say it.


Still waiting....

/yawn Talari

Halo does it better, you need to improve. Instead of trying to justify making a stupid mistake you should have called me a twat or started talking about ally mcbeal.

landslide got 2 bertoxx in last 7 days .... how is it going ? ;)

Lol Hartmut :p


Keep up the good work LS.


Ibudin

I was tanking flurry drakes at level 56, with no problems..before pop, and with my admittedly crappy gear before the majority of my upgrades(I was wearing some crustacean at the time). If that makes me a "mediocre" tank, well whatever there chief.
Maybe just me, but that makes the cleric/s you had look damn good, and is actualy not proving that you roxxor as tank. :hat

Why yes I do actually - just because I don't care to do the event doesn't mean I'm not somewhat familiar with it.

OMG Dude did you know that reading Alakhazams makes you the l33test EQ player ever? I heard that Crist0 soloed Sleeper after Eternal Wrath failed, LOLZ!!! He could solo Bertox too and show up LotJ and the open raid but he was too busy getting his cock sucked by all these bitches that day LOLZ!!! He's a winner cause he wins at EQ message boards!!!!1111111

...

OMG Dude did you know that reading Alakhazams makes you the l33test EQ player ever

Wow SHAt! You're so pwn!11! I bet you're uber at lief, you just p0wn everybody1 I wish I could be just liek you

See my post? It was cheap, and ugly. Remind you of someone? Someone named....you?

"I was tanking flurry drakes at level 56, with no problems..before pop, and with my admittedly crappy gear before the majority of my upgrades(I was wearing some crustacean at the time)."

that doesn't make you a good tank either, it just means the whole guild had to go oom everytime you tanked a flurry.

Kein, I know Crist0 has his cock halfway up your ass right now, but no need to blurt out random screams everytime you enjoy it.

I have no idea what tangent your mind is on, however as most swg players can tell you, wookies are from Kashyyyk, not Endor.
Congratulations, you just made some sense, Beo messed up the quote pretty good. It goes like this (http://wiki.yak.net/424).


cheers

Kein, I know Crist0 has his cock halfway up your ass right now, but no need to blurt out random screams everytime you enjoy it.

Welcome to not making sense. Population: You.

Just because you're a moron and get all your leet beta infoz from Allakhazam doesn't mean that's everyones only source. Get a clue, retard, I haven't seen you make one sensible post since you arrived on these boards.

It makes perfect sense, you're just too retarded to understand. Let me break it down in simple terms for you.

Everyone who has done a raid harder than Velketor will tell you that you can read all the information there is to read on Safehouse/Alakhazam/fohguild.org/whatever and you still won't really know what the encounter is like until you do it yourself. I don't need to go read up on these encounters because (shock) I've done them myself. Therefore, if I was the one who brought it up, I would actually have first hand knowledge of the subject, unlike your friend here. Now, since all you can do is blindly defend Crist0, despite he making absolutely no point or sense with any of his posts, who needs to "get a clue"?

Maybe just me, but that makes the cleric/s you had look damn good, and is actualy not proving that you roxxor as tank


I did have really kickass clerics watching me, that much is true.

For the rest, you have to remember the time. Part of the fun in tanking flurries back then was staying alive until the heal hit. You see, at that time, they were actually a pretty kick ass mob. It was something to brag about if you tanked them and were not a warrior. Get two in camp, and it was trouble...get three..hope a cleric gets camped. I'm sure the people who are familiar with how they were back then know what I am talking about. Just as an example from that time, I still see people bringing up the incident where some RiP member trained a couple flurries on a SoT raid and wiped them.

You should also keep in mind this was pre taunt upgrade - my taunt button did not work on them. So yes, as far as I am concerned, when a level 56 defensive warrior with subpar gear was both staying alive and holding aggro on a flurry back then they were not a mediocre tank.

Or maybe, since all you did was talk like a retard, no one understood a damn word of what you said. Your entire post was new material. Amazing, isn't it, that you have to post things for people to know what you mean? I mean, what an advanced concept, no one knows what you're talking about until you say it. You're "omgzor I <3 teh peen" shit wasn't a post that would make anyone even consider taking you seriously. Maybe if you showed a hint of intelligence, ANYWHERE, you wouldn't look like such a retard.

Once again, just because you read all your information off the net, doesn't mean everybody does. Think about it for a few minutes, I'm sure even a brain the size of yours will be able to find alternate solutions of getting information if you think on it for a while.

As to having points in a post, I'd like to see you do it two or three times before you criticize anyone for it. Seeing your name next to a post instantly reminds me of the episode of South Park where the people were shitting out their mouths. You still need to get a clue about how communication works, and how fucktards like you posting in leet speak doesn't even come close to explaining anything you mean.

For the rest, you have to remember the time.

Wasn't XA fighting in NToV like a year ago?

Or maybe, since all you did was talk like a retard, no one understood a damn word of what you said.

You failed at learning what the word "sarcasm" means.

Once again, just because you read all your information off the net, doesn't mean everybody does.

You failed reading comprehension.

Based on your Magelo and the company you hang out with, I would say you failed at Everquest too.

You fail at life, congratulations.

despite he making absolutely no point or sense with any of his posts


Point 1. LotJ fails a mob they engaged shortly before an aor scheduled hit on it, after their leader repeatedly told aor they would never make it to that same mob. Flame on.

Point 2. Karmon is a moron with a super sized ego which he feeds with his accomplishments in a video game he stopped playing 6 months ago.

Point 3. Palimax has a memory barely a level above a goldfish and as such should avoid trying to correct people about events that happened 2 years ago.

Point 4. Karmon, Kanibal, and assorted others debating my raid attendence/playing time are wrong(proven later on, thx dkp sheet).

Point 5. An overview of the Palimax argument process(later proven as Palimax performs the stated steps).

Point 6. Talari needs to work on his Haloness if he wants to grow up to be like his idol.

Just because you are not capable of following multiple conversations does not mean I am incapable of holding conversations with several people at once.

Wasn't XA fighting in NToV like a year ago?


The time in question was closer to -2- years ago. By all means though, keep awing us by sharing your great knowledge.

Crist0, you basically got owned by everyone in this community and looked like a total dumbass in this thread. Don't believe me? Go back and read this thread again. While you're at it, get your cockslave Kein to shutup as well.

Actually, the people who argued with me were either proven wrong, changed the subject to avoid facing the fact that they were wrong, or put up a mental block such as the one you are hiding behind right now and just keep posting how they owned me, without having done more than repeat that thought throughout the thread and not disproving anything I said.

Maybe you can show me something I said that was proven wrong in this thread?

Not sure i caught it but SHAtris...you are who in the game?

About fighting in NToV... this thread (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm9.showMessage?topicID=352.topic) shows someone from XA posting about still farming HoT in March of 2002, so I'm doubting you were tanking flurry drakes in October of 2001.

Baltyn - I don't play on AyoRo, just have some friends here that do. My name however gives away where I do (did) play.

So you dont play on this server and are going off info you are gathering second hand?

What info?

and that thread is close to 2 years old give or take a few months

Give or take a few months? Christ March 2002 is close to a year ago as well give or take a few months...

Point 3. Palimax has a memory barely a level above a goldfish and as such should avoid trying to correct people about events that happened 2 years ago.Jesus christ... ...again... I haven't correct anyone about anything. I simply posted the details of two events. That's it.Point 5. An overview of the Palimax argument process(later proven as Palimax performs the stated steps).Huh?

Based on your Magelo and the company you hang out with, I would say you failed at Everquest too.

1) As I have said I think it was yesterday in a thread, my magelo is quite out of date

2) Who gives a shit if I live up to your standards? Oh noz! I'm not an asshat, so therefore I have failed EQ. Maybe I like playing alts and hanging out with my friends instead of sucking up to people who are blatantly better than you for the next piece of loot.

3) I don't recall saying anything to defend Crist other than that you have no idea where he gets his information. Once again, your a retard.

4) Sarcasm, I know it well. Good sarcasm does not require talking like a retard. Work on that.

6) I read quite well that you have all your leet beta infoz firsthand. Did you go into these encounters not having any idea of what you were supposed to do? That would mean you sat there and did nothing. Wonderful experience.

Otherwise, you had an idea of what the encounter entailed, which is what Crist said. Pick one. You're either a retard or have no reading comprehension, again.

'I'm assuming because you couldn't find any real issues to flame me on.'

- ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS CRIST0?!?!?! You have actually just typed this sentence out after starting THIS EXACT THREAD?
I am just standing in awe at how fucking stupid your entire existence and logic is. And before I think it's hit rock bottom, to a place no logic could stoop.. I read this..

'Maybe you can show me something I said that was proven wrong in this thread? '

- I..just..ugh. Amazing.

Once again, your[sic] a retard.

:rolleyes

Never did I claim to be a grammar teacher.

That's right halo, you can't do anything more than stutter when trying to answer the question.

Drive through.

I..just..ugh. Amazing.

Ya know what Halo...
Fuck you.
Thats EXACTALLY HOW YOUVE BEEN MAKING PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD FEEL FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS YOU AARDVARK RAPING TURD BANDIT.

You deserve to have an army of Crist0s follow you around for all of eternity..
In fact.. if there is a Hell.. thats what awaits you..

Yes Crist0 is a moron... but a more well deserved and appropriate match I cannot concieve.
I dub thee Man and Wife.
You may now kiss the bride.

AARDVARK RAPING TURD BANDIT

Dude, that's even funnier than "omg I R l33t I stoeld ew's pencil".

'AARDVARK RAPING TURD BANDIT'

- Oh dear god. How low you've come, LL.
A fitting couple? Yes, I frequently begin random flames about guilds on the basis of logic that makes about as much sense as you hanging around these boards.

Twat. (Happy Crist0?)

Point 6. Talari needs to work on his Haloness if he wants to grow up to be like his idol.

oh yeah thats my dream in life.. you hit it right on the money their ms. cleo good job.

Hey Twat, how bout that latest Ally Mcbeal? (Your fav show!) or are u too busy gobbling your own weener infront of a mirror? Yep thats what i thought. Get a job queer.

I'm not sure self weener gobblation would really be well viewed in a mirror. The angles are just too awkward. And besides, Ally McBeal isn't so bad.... :b

Getting better Talari, just a little more into left field and you'll be all set.

Crisc0 you make comebacks only to get owned once again, and then try and make another. It's a repeating cycle.

You try and heat shit up, that's already been locked away and coolin' off in the freezer.

Find something else to talk about for now. Somehow I don't think this has much to do with bertox anymore.

Posting remarks like you are, trying to use big words, doesn't make you look good. This is a roleplaying game. And this is a roleplaying game's message board. It just proves how you have no real life, and have to lurk the boards to get off.

I personally feel you should go climb under a rock before you bite off more than you can chew, although you seem to be headed in that direction already.

-Dark-

"or put up a mental block such as the one you are hiding behind right now and just keep posting how they owned me, without having done more than repeat that thought throughout the thread and not disproving anything I said."

See anything there that applies to you darkedge?

LAME

Function: adjective
Inflected form(s): lam-er, lam-est

1a: having a body part and especially a limb so disabled as to impair freedom of movement. b: marked by stiffness and soreness (a lame shoulder).

2: lacking needful or desirable substance (a lame excuse)

3: slang - not being in the know (square)

adverb: lame-ly
noun: lame-ness

See also: Weak; Ineffectual; Crist0

'I personally feel you should go climb under a rock before you bite off more than you can chew'

- I think he missed that turn-off 12 junctions back.

'Otherwise, you had an idea of what the encounter entailed, which is what Crist said. Pick one. You're either a retard or have no reading comprehension, again.'

POINT STANDS