Read it all HERE!!

link (http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/news/images/08-2003/08-05-2003-goldmine.jpg)

This script is obviously a fake. I didn't get past page 3 before the stupidity of it all turned me off. Han Solo a clone? Wow that's conveinent. The last 2 movies were stupid but not this stupid.

Han Solo gets up from the table, knocks over his chair, picks up a
duffel bag and walks away. He opens the bag and there is a puppy
inside. He takes it out and kisses it on the head.

&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp HAN SOLO
&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp It is okay, Chewbacca, we will be all right.

MUAHAHAH :rollin
That's the funniest thing I've read for a long time, I'm almost crying!! Thanks for the link L2. /cackles nervously

Queegon was an idiot. They're in your teeth.

That wins the "spit-coffee on the monitor" award for today.

Close second:
This script is obviously a fake. I didn't get past page 3

<blockquote style="padding-left:0.5em; margin-left:0; margin-right:0; margin-top:0; margin-bottom:0; border-left:solid 2">Darth Carnage leaps up after him and they circle each other like growling dogs, which is a metaphor.</blockquote>

Hahahaha.

Padme rushes to the window and throws the baby out! Obie Wan, outside,
catches the baby with The Force.

(Yells out the window): OBIE WAN! TAKE THIS CHILD TO TATOOINE WHERE HE WILL BE SAFE!

&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp DARTH VADER
&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp You fool! It matters not. Get back in bed this instant, and I will impregnate you again with an even better child!

hahah roflmao

Kortak, your sig looks like an ass in the background. The buttchecks are above your arms.

This script is obviously a fake. I didn't get past page 3 before the stupidity of it all turned me off. Han Solo a clone? Wow that's conveinent. The last 2 movies were stupid but not this stupid.
No! You don't say? ;)

Someone's never been to Something aweful before. 8/

Kortak, your sig looks like an ass in the background. The buttchecks are above your arms.

they are sagging breasts :(

Wait, they are breasts, so is that what you tag line refers to? Never having held breasts? Wow, thats rough.
(Sorry couldn't resist, was way too easy)

actually not quite, its lyrics from one of my favorite songs

My children! These are blessed buttocks of Antioch!

Thou shall count the two breast. Thou shall not count to one unless thou continues to two. Thou shall not count to three breast. Four breast is right out!

Wait a minute!! Four breast = 2 girls! Thou should count to four breast!

/hijack off

Man kids would prolly get better grades in math class if they used breasts instead of apples and oranges in word problems? ie.
Johnny has six persimons, he gives Sally one and Debbie 2, how many boobies will Johnny fondle for hooking those girls up with a dose of vitamin C? Answer: None, Johnny is obviously gay, as no straight man would buy persimons.

Is that picture the link takes me to a shot of Vader with a Dirty Sanchez?

:/

--Cen

I just get a picture of that punk who played anikin with a Super Troopers Mustache.

Where is the script? =(