Ok I think I'm going to go in to get tested for STD's, I've made a few mistakes this week and seeing as how I don't even know the name of one of the girls I had unprotected sex with might be an indicator to go find out if she was carrying anything.

So my concern is with the testing itself, has anyone gone in and done it before? What kind of tests are there to do, and is there like one simple blood test that can tell me everything about what I have and pray to God that I don't have? So far it doesn't burn when I pee and there aren't little krabbies running around my dick, so that's a good sign I suppose! Any legitamate input would be great, thanks.

I REALLY hope there isnt any burning because that when they want a scraping from the INSIDE to see if its the clap...or they use to do that...been a LONG while since i have gotten tested

Dude. It's so freaking simple to use a condom. And aren't you at school? College hospitals give 'em out for free.

You take a piss in a cup and they take some blood. When I joined the army, I had to be tested.

I wouldn't have even considered it if a "Penis Scrape" was required.

Sex is great, but it isn't worth dying over. You can have plenty of stupid unprotected sex once you are married heh heh.

I got 1 class today, I'm gonna swing by the Student Health Center and fill my backpack with the free condoms. I'm a retard...

I hope it falls off Shew. With all the information out there available of what can happen to you...should be smarter than that to have unprotected sex you fricken idiot.


Ibudin

Dear Shewdogg:

First, shame on you for having unprotected sex! In this day and age it's just beyond stupid...

You can go ahead and get tested for the bacterial and parasitic STDs (gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, etc) now, as well as a preliminary test for HIV. However, you'll need to wait at least 3 months and retest to be sure you're in the clear re HIV and Hepatitis C. That's because these are viral diseases and it takes a while for antibodies to show up at detectable levels in the circulation...

Make sure that the place you go to is both anonymous *and* confidential, if you're concerned about your STD testing or status being reported to anyone. These do *not* mean the same thing! Since you're in So Cal, there should be plenty of clinics around that are both anonymous (your name is not put on anything) and confidential (the data is not reported to anyone).

Any of you folks who get tattoos, piercings, etc should probably get (at least) Hepatitis and HIV tested as well, btw :) .

And load up on the free condoms while you're at the clinic, you goof ;)

Regards,
Nydia Ywalmoriel
Autonomous Collective

They don't have magnum's at the free clinic. :(

I bet your boyfriend is pissed huh dart?!?! :lol

jk bro

The Clap can take up to 6 months to develope and haha the test for it SUCKS. Have fun with THE SWAB. Thatll learn ya to wear a condom.

I'm a retard...

Yes you are.

Is one night of sex worth sacrificing the rest of your life?

When I was being processed at the MEPS place for the Army, guys were talking about "the scrape".

Basically they shove a metal rod with an umbrella tip up your dick, open the umbrella and pull it out.

Its a q-tip Marz...it just feels like a damn umbrella :\

Sucks to be you.

Anyway, it'd be easy to call you a dumbass, but that'd be a tad hypocritical. I'm guilty of having unprotected sex knowing I had a condom in my wallet. Oh well, alcohol does silly things to people.

Anyway, get tested and hope for the best. Chances are if you just met the girl and you can't even remember her name, yet you smashed, she's probably been places.

shew gave me a yeast infection :(

Thanks for the herpes, Zark!

Playing stinkfinger again?

Dart you dont know how ironic your sig is for this post.

lol

--Cen

Ugh... kids.

You were warned about this in this thread (http://pub142.ezboard.com/fayonaerofrm15.showMessageRange?topicID=738.topic&start=21&stop=27).

The only thing that *hasn't* been covered is this:

If you do test positive for ANYTHING AT ALL, be an adult and track down all of your sex partners. Start with the first one you had since the last time you tested negative and tell them to get tested as well. Since it appears you've never been tested, this would be (if you felt like being responsible, that is) everyone with whom you've ever had sex.

If nothing else, trying to track down namless_floozy_08 and tell her to get tested for cooties will send the message home to wrap it up next time.

bahahahahah @ the sig

Picture an 8 inch Q-Tip that gets inserted down the shack of your cock. Thats right dry cotton on a stick rammed up your dick. Than just as you are recovering from almost passing out the doctor removes it with a twisting motion to get a good scrape.

Your first pee after is a treat too. Good luck.

I had mine and I think I saw God. Ahhhhh university......

Thanks, Buz. I'm never having unprotected sex again.
Ever. No... fucking... way.

That's enough to make me never have sex again.

Fuck, must you be so descriptive? You make is sound like a wood rasp.

ya but for a guy sex with condoms suck, you could slam your cock in a car door and you wouldn't notice it.

i usally try and get a nice GF keep her for a while, both get tested, and stop using condoms.

for me the magums are too large and the normal ones are to small in the head.

if it wasn't the fact that it was a chick, jacking off feals better then using a condom.

Picture an 8 inch Q-Tip that gets inserted down the shack of your cock. Thats right dry cotton on a stick rammed up your dick. Than just as you are recovering from almost passing out the doctor removes it with a twisting motion to get a good scrape.


/grasp penis and hide

lol i was eating!

Hey, some people probably do that for fun!

Ugghhh, that hurt just reading.

So what is that a test for? I must do everything possible to avoid that.

I've had some fun like that too. They had to do the scope thing down there. And about an hour before they had x-rayed that area, which meant putting an iodine fluid into my blood which would collect there. So for a day or two I was pissing Iodine out of a scarred hole. such fun

for me the magums are too large and the normal ones are to small in the head.Oh for fuck's sake, was that description of your penis necessary?

Anyone that goes out and has unprotected sex with a slut, when they don't even know her name, should have their cock drop off. It will help remove some of the stupid genes from the population.

Get a girlfriend or a wife, it is much less worrying that is for sure.

Oh for fuck's sake, was that description of your penis necessary?

I just cringed and hid in the corner shivering.

The swab is the worst thing ever =X

Doctor to shew :
No that’s not an STD you're just allergic to rubber

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/445.JPG

Omg I want one...

I hope you get a friggin desease ...
The fact alone that you take the risk to pass on whatever you may carry to someone else grants you that desease.
I hope it hurts you and makes your dick burn to hell and back .. and yeah I hope in the end you and whoever you may have infected can get it cured.

But you should understand (probably the hard way since you don't come over very smart) the risk of not having safe sex.

desease

1. Decease
intr.v. de·ceased, de·ceas·ing, de·ceas·es
To die.

n.
The act of dying; death.

2. Disease
n.
* A pathological condition of a part, organ, or system of an organism resulting from various causes, such as infection, genetic defect, or environmental stress, and characterized by an identifiable group of signs or symptoms.
* A condition or tendency, as of society, regarded as abnormal and harmful.

Now which one did you mean? =P

nr 2 :) Can't recover from nr 1 I think...

Gonasyphaherpilitis anyone?

Gona what???

ya but for a guy sex with condoms suck, you could slam your cock in a car door and you wouldn't notice it.

Yea they really do suck. I usually soften up quite a bit by the time ive got the fucking thing out of the wrapper...then when you try and put it on upside down, and have to open another one its like...they suck.

Get a steady partner, fumble fuck around with rubbers for a couple weeks, verify she's clean, and get her ass on depo provera so you can start having good sex.

Seriously, getting laid by random chicks is so damn easy and seriously unfufilling...I don't see the point anymore. It's rare to have even *decent* sex with someone new, much less good sex.

Steady partners with no rubbers is the way to go...noone said you could only have one :-p

I'm such a downer lately...

For the record, my daughter was conceived under traditional female birth controll. Doctor says, "Guess that wasn't the right dosage for you..." While *not* wearing a rubber is certainly more comfortable (to most of us) than wearing one, it's hardly like fucking with a raincoat on. Get a comfortable brand that fits your equipment and play safe - especially if you're faced with the chance of becoming a parent before you're ready.

While admittedly for the better in my case, no single event changes a life more than the introduction of a new one.

Palimax,

Well put.

Hey, nice title.