Thought a new thread would be in order, to celebrate my coming out to the boards with the Truth. Yes Shemp, about 90% of the posters here are either alts I run, or faithful officers of Sors. I head up a certain agency that is in direct opposition to your own, and though I'm confirming that your involvement in top secret government work is real, all I'm doing is telling myself, my agents and you.

Those "friends" you made on that cruise were plants. One of them got an electronic bug up your butt, and we're tracking you as we speak. With any luck, we'll have you in your secret lair by the end of the day. Post here for posterity, you don't have much longer.

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Jesus. Stop feeding him attention.