STory Thread 2

[Greystone Thorngage]

I liked the ending of the first one :) So, lets mix it up...4 words now.



Yesterday, Sanchek watched the

[Selwen Soulgazer]

olympic games in china

[Greystone Thorngage]

only to be surprised

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

by Dara flashing her

[Sixee]

flashy, fleshy parts on

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

the silver medal dais.

[Rover]

He realized now was

[Greystone Thorngage]

that he can never

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

fondle fine fortyish females

[Greystone Thorngage]

. After some thought he

[Rover]

could feel the engorged

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

belly, sated from feasting,

[Selwen Soulgazer]

on a big mound

[Sixee]

of cuckoo coca puffs.

[Trikki]

Such scrumptious chocolately goodness.

:devil

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

And, speaking of Obama,

[lokase]

when will he ever

[Rover]

pick his nose in

[Fandros]

flick it at Hillary's

[Selwen Soulgazer]

big,fat,giant,bulbous

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

pear shaped humongous backside.

[Sixee]

Now that Biden is

[Trikki]

drinking from the toilet

:devil

[Chanur]

his tongue is blue.

[Greystone Thorngage]

Discovering his blue tongue,

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

he called his doctor,

[Selwen Soulgazer]

doctor Vinny Boom Botz

[Trikki]

who specializes in Proctology.

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

Detecting the anal fixation,

[Sixee]

with his brown, crusty

[Selwen Soulgazer]

fully inflated life sized

[Rover]

large breasted red haired

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

Woody Woodpecker love doll.

[Rover]

Now, he watched intensely

[Sixee]

as Sanchek and Jedd

[Rover]

made doody in their

[lokase]

semi truck, traveling to

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

the Burning Man Festival.

[Rover]

Once they arrived there

[Selwen Soulgazer]

they got molested by

[Rover]

three guys with long

[Sixee]

handlebar moustaches, complete with

[lokase]

a thirty day guarantee.

[fildien]

Also in attendance was

[Selwen Soulgazer]

an albino porn star

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

and his midget girlfriend.

[Selwen Soulgazer]

They got a big

[Sixee]

round of applause for

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

carefully balancing a spinning

[Sixee]

dead thread yet again.

[Rover]

The thread was revived

[Greystone Thorngage]

and the peasents rejoiced

[Selwen Soulgazer]

they celebrated with a

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

frothy mug, and dancing.

[Greystone Thorngage]

Meanwhile, lurking in the

[Sixee]

muck, a trio of

[Selwen Soulgazer]

albino three toed sloths

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

lazily watched the merrymaking.

[Rover]

But a shadow lurked

[Selwen Soulgazer]

nearby. It was a

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

strangely purple garbed figure,

[Selwen Soulgazer]

with a bulbous bouffant

[Sixee]

that flapped in the

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

ominous, bone chilling wind.

[Rover]

Which caused his member

[Greystone Thorngage]

to sag in the

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

way of the elderly.

[Sixee]

Will this thread ever

[Selwen Soulgazer]

die a proper death

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

before Greystone admits futility.

[Rover]

I think not, said

[Sixee]

The Wonderful Wizard Of

[Rover]

because, because, because, because

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

, whilst descending into incoherence.

[Trikki]

Thank you, the end.

:devil

[Selwen Soulgazer]

But wait There's more.

[Rover]

He looked westward and

[Selwen Soulgazer]

saw something that was

[Sixee]

almost as much fun

[Rover]

as a barrel of

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

shaved, heterosexually challenged monkies.