Story Thread

[Greystone Thorngage]

Yeah so a buddy started this about 3 months ago on another forum, you can post 3 words no more, no less, picking up from the last person. After 3 months the compile story is freaking hilarious. Figured either you people will think i am dumb or you will join in and help break up the boredom of work. Sooo.......

A long time

[Maniacles]

ago, there was

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

a bored salesman

[Selwen Soulgazer]

who ate people

[Cados Evilsbane]

then recycled them

[Greystone Thorngage]

into large bottles

[Bise]

of sticky glue

[Sixee]

wandered into a

[Selwen Soulgazer]

Texas whore house

[Greystone Thorngage]

where vampires danced,

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

and rubbed himself

[Cados Evilsbane]

on the noggin.

[Haloface]

But the whores

[fildien]

were too expensive

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

and the vampires

[Grift3r]

wouldn't put out.

[Sixee]

Consequently, his horniness

[Greystone Thorngage]

lowered his standards

[Selwen Soulgazer]

so he banged

[Greystone Thorngage]

Jedd, Trilkin, and

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

Vampirella's ugly sister.

[Grift3r]

The next day

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

Trilkin petitioned and

[Greystone Thorngage]

was ignored, banned,

[Haloface]

Halo, but Halo

[Haloface]

Ah, caught it on the wrong page. Scrap the top one, and add this:

and set alight

[Greystone Thorngage]

a huge polka-dotted

[Sixee]

pair of panties

[Haloface]

previously owned by

[Greystone Thorngage]

the milkshake lady.

[Oipunx the High Elf Cleri]

A great literary work in process... :(

A long time ago, there was a bored salesman who ate people then recycled them into large bottles of sticky glue; wandered into a Texas whore house where vampires danced, and rubbed himself on the noggin. But the whores were too expensive and the vampires wouldn’t put out. Consequently, his horniness lowered his standards so he banged Jedd, Trilkin and Vampirella’s ugly sister. The next day Trilkin petitioned and was ignored, banned, and set alight a huge polka-dotted pair of panties previously owned by the milkshake lady.

[Grift3r]

It wasn't until

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

the following evening

[Selwen Soulgazer]

that he shagged

[Bise]

the bag lady

[Haloface]

Anyway, the next

[Greystone Thorngage]

around 4 o'clock

[Cados Evilsbane]

he donated his

[Haloface]

kidney to a

[Greystone Thorngage]

blind, legless, albino,

[Haloface]

called Sanchek, who

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

sand-boxed him for

[Greystone Thorngage]

not posting more

[Grift3r]

politically correct dogma.

[Selwen Soulgazer]

Sanchek loved the

[Rover]

mangina named Chenoa

[Haloface]

and the cock

[Greystone Thorngage]

named Halo. Regardless,

[Haloface]

he continued on

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

his relentless search

[Greystone Thorngage]

for a real

[Haloface]

to find the

[Selwen Soulgazer]

amputee midget porn

[Bise]

he had lost.

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

He ended up

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

smoking a bowl,

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

then falling asleep.

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

The open window

[Haloface]

however, let in

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

a bat from

[Sixee]

Gotham, of course.

[giena]

It had big

[Grift3r]

red industrial strength

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

testicles that sometimes

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

glowed and pulsated.

[Haloface]

His fangs were

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

long and bloodstained

[Sixee]

with Angelina Jole's

[fildien]

bony ass arms

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

not being involved.

[Greystone Thorngage]

A long time ago, there was a bored salesman who ate people then recycled them into large bottles of sticky glue; wandered into a Texas whore house where vampires danced, and rubbed himself on the noggin. But the whores were too expensive and the vampires wouldn’t put out. Consequently, his horniness lowered his standards so he banged Jedd, Trilkin and Vampirella’s ugly sister. The next day Trilkin petitioned and was ignored, banned, and set alight a huge polka-dotted pair of {pants.}It wasn't until the the following evening that he shagged the bag lady.

Any, the next {day} around 4 o'clock he donated his kidney to a blind, legless, albino called ******** who sand-boxed him for not posting more polittically corect dogma.

******** loved the mangina named Chenoa and the cock named Halo, Regardless he continued on his relentless search to find the amputee midget porn he had lost. He ended up smoking a bowl, then falling asleep.

The open window however, let in a bat from Gothem, of course. It had a big red industrial testicle that sometimes glowed and pulsated. His fangs were long and bloodstained with Angelina Jolie's bony ass arms not being involved.

What was involved

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

Suddenly, senses tingling,

[Haloface]

Anywho, the bat

[Haloface]

Wait, none of that made sense. Oh no it's all going wrong!!!

[Greystone Thorngage]

ok ok ok...go from.

Suddenly, senses tingling

[Sixee]

the bat swooped

[Greystone Thorngage]

down for the

[fildien]

yummy dangley bits





(is that how you spell dangley?)

[Greystone Thorngage]

of the elusive

[giena]

two headed rabbit.

[Greystone Thorngage]

The rabbit sensed

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

it's impending peril

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

and shit profusely.

[Greystone Thorngage]

Regaining bowl control,

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

the Trix rabbit

[Sixee]

Turned Trix into

[Greystone Thorngage]

eight balls of

[fildien]

giggley fruity goo

[Greystone Thorngage]

. With the goo

[Haloface]

..whose name was

[Greystone Thorngage]

John Jacob Jinglehimerschmidt

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

Legion, the rabit

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

boo... ok... nix the last, continue with:

the Trix rabit

[Sixee]

got really confused

[Grift3r]

, goo spewing everywhere

[Selwen Soulgazer]

on Haloface's chest

[Maniacles]

"Silly rabbit, Trix....

[Sixee]

are Chuck Norris'!

[Tranzure]

It was only

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

the lure of

[Greystone Thorngage]

a young hot

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

druidess, gaily dancing

[Selwen Soulgazer]

for her love

[Tranzure]

of the wood

[fildien]

that allowed him

[Tranzure]

to tee off

[Sixee]

and roundhouse kick

[Selwen Soulgazer]

Greystone's giblets into

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

the frying pan.

[Greystone Thorngage]

Greystone's agony was

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

beyond measure. He

[Selwen Soulgazer]

iced them down

[Grift3r]

while sizing up

[Selwen Soulgazer]

a banana hammock

[Sixee]

at Ikea. Incidentally,

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

an assassin was

[Greystone Thorngage]

targetting Greystone for

[Grift3r]

a lovely schmock

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

like Yuegou fancied.

[Tranzure]

But then as,

[giena]

Crydee ran by

[Sixee]

shouting, "NO WAR

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

the assassin started

[Tranzure]

to sing showtunes.

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

The gay blade

[Tranzure]

held his sword

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

and his weapon,

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

which was nonsense.

[Tranzure]

Because, he was

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

a paid assassin,

[Selwen Soulgazer]

hired to kill

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

Greystone, he did.

[Tranzure]

Staring at the

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

lifeless story-telling salesman,

[Sixee]

he sang a song

[Selwen Soulgazer]

about a whale

[Grift3r]

inside a man

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

that ate cheese

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

and was constipated.

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

Greystone's fried giblets

[Maniacles]

taste good with

[Selwen Soulgazer]

sweet and sour

[Tranzure]

pork. The down-side

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

with Chinese vampires

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

is that they

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

use bamboo coffins,

[Immortalis]

and are short.

[Sixee]

Frequently, they gnaw

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

on bored salesmen

[Grift3r]

while sipping Chianti

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

and masturbating vigorously.

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

Chafed and sore,

[Sixee]

it searched for

[Greystone Thorngage]

Duke Nukem forever.

[Grift3r]

Only to be

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

mistakenly identified as

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

Yuegou's wannabe protege',

[Tranzure]

until he whipped

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

out his tiny

[Tranzure]

deck and started

[Sixee]

babbling about Cheetos

[Rover]

while eating fish

[Grift3r]

flavored lima beans.

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

Practicing projectile vomiting,

[Tranzure]

appeared to be

[Sixee]

what kids do

[Bise]

instead of crack.

[Grift3r]

Along comes Batman

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

, wearing protection fortunately,

[Tranzure]

but was it

[Selwen Soulgazer]

enough to stop

[Tranzure]

the flood of

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

radio-active monkey jizz

[Grift3r]

heading for his

[Selwen Soulgazer]

cash and prizes

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

, or would it

[Rover]

become just another

[Tranzure]

fine example of

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

an adolescent wet-dream.

[Rover]

A dream his

[Sixee]

father and mother

[Selwen Soulgazer]

had while fornicating

[Akom of Cazic Thule]

under a car.

[Trikki]

Rainbows & puppydog tails

:devil

[Kelraz Bladesinger]

are five words :(

[Selwen Soulgazer]

This Thread's Dead.

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

Greystone shrugged, sadly.

[Trikki]

Dumb, lame rules.

:devil

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

, sang the bard,

[Rover]

in her final

[Grift3r]

orgasmic cacophony of

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

unbridled passion, fulfilled.

[Sixee]

The moral of

[Bylimet Spiritwalker]

Greystone's collective story

[Grift3r]

begins and ends

[Selwen Soulgazer]

with three words.

[Greystone Thorngage]

LOL can we lock the thread taht was effing perfect ending. Time to start new one