This is worksafe but...disturbing

www.subservientchicken.com/ (http://www.subservientchicken.com/)

lol, type "fuck you" in the bar!

lame =/

Haha! Tell him "take off your clothes".

..and um..don't ask me why I asked the chicken to do that. :o

type blow me

try choke your chicken

choke your chicken is the best

try " lay a Egg"

try "make me a sandwich"