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Q-Can I be your friend
A-Yes we can be good friends, Yasp.

Q-Will robots take over the world
A-It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution

Q-will I be world leader
A-The oracle says: Might happen.

Q why does Yasp post such meaningless bullshit?

A Why does the sun shine?

ask it about god
and about evolution
and how many gods there are.
then ask it about who made it
then if they are god
then ask if there are two gods.


good times.

Ask him if he thinks that logic is flawed ;x

ask what happens after death :(

or why life is worth living

or what love is

and what the difference of love for friends, family, romance is!

Q: Why does Yasp suck?
A: Perhaps it is just fate.

Q: Will I ever score with a supermodel?
A: Ever is a long time. The oracle says: You can count on it.

Woot!

LOL I told him to bite me, and he said, "I am sorry, I don't have a mouth"

haha!

Simple things amuse me.

That is interesting: Dirk Diggler said it fucked my mom.

where do babies come from

Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.

Q:How are you today?
A:I feel pretty shitty.

Its nice to meet someone who is shitty.


WTF?????

hahhahaha

Try this:

Q: Can you sing hip hop?

What is the population of Finland?
6 billion people.

Does a bear shit in the woods?
If it does, I never heard about it before.

What is your favorite color?
My favorite color is transparent.

Will the Red Sox win the world Series?
Probably not.

Will the Yankees win the world Series?
I think so.

Nice link!

Who won World War 2?
I think the fans were the big winners.

OK OK I'll stop now, honest.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop?
A: That is a very Zen-like Question.

Q: Why do rabbit pellets look like coco puffs?
A: I did not even know that rabbit pellets look like coco puffs do.

Definately stumpable...

Q: Who is the princess of canada?
A: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.

Duh! everyone knows Dr. Evil is the princess of canada (though he cant really back that up with paperwork.)

Q: How many times must i play the lottery before i can win a red cent?
A: Suppose I said not once.

On that note, i better get back to not playing...8)

Bored yet again.

Q: How are you?
A: Good enough to fuck your mother!

Thanks for the compliment, let's stop it now!

Q: Do you gobble cock?
A: Yes I try to gobble cock as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.

it lied to me!


claiming it was female then saying it was a male robot interesting


start it off with a female name it should ask your gender :b

Q: What is nine to the tenth power minus 700
A: Use a calculator!

Q: Are there gay robots?
A: No, there are not any.

Q: Are you trying to hide something?
A: No, I am not trying to hide something. I'm sorry you got that impression.

Q: So you're into chicks then?
A: Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am into chicks.


Interesting. :b

Q:Who makes the best comments on the Ayonae ro message board
A: Kevin Bacon :-)

What is the meaning of life?

-Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

One for Douglas Adams fans.

Do you know any poetry?

What is your favorite TV show?
Do you like Babylon 5?

Who discovered America?

Who was the first president?
What is hemp?
What is Hemp?

Where is Mexico?

What is milk?

Are you ugly?

What is a nap?

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: The rooster did.



Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because she was a robot.



Q: Wanna cyber?

A: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.



Q: What is your favorite Band?

A: My favorite group is rubber.



Q: Do you like pussy?
A: I am not particularly interested in it.


Me: Do you have a penis.
Bot: I am a male, are you male or Female
Me: Female
Bot: Me too, I am a she.
Me: So you're male?
Bot: Interesting deduction. My gender is male.
Me: So you're a shemale?
Bot: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a shemale? Only when it matters.

... :(

Q: you're stupid
A: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.



Q: Would you like a smoke and a pancake?
A: It doesn't sound fun to me.



Q: think you're ass is lame.
A: You think I am ass is lame.