cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI...2928256385 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2928256385)

Now to the special item which I've just discovered this very night (May 9, 2003) and will now sell to a fortunate high bidder. This is not just any greasy chicken crisper (chili's rendition of a chicken finger) but this chicken crisper has an uncanny resemblance of the entire male nether region, complete with the Chicken McNuts. This item will not only appeal to collectors of food oddities but also purveyors of fine phallic symbol artwork.

The winner will recieve this piece packed carefully in dry ice to prevent it from becoming limp.


http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_6288e7203c99f0d32c2909fd36c21ef3/i-1_B.JPG

I am both confused and aroused.

EDIT: Marz's misreading is entirely more entertaining.

hahah i read it quickly and thought "amused" said "aroused"

lemme guess val ya deepfried aurron didnt ya:hat man thats just not right

do people actually bid on stuff like that???? lakeh;lkadjfgd. thoughts of chickens with penises in my head = wrong. and it's all your fault! =P

We play a game here at work to bid on stupid shit to see who can get the highest bid before it is removed. Much fun.

I really have to start worrying about myself when I begin clicking on topics entitled "Tastes like penis".

:x

You're worried? YOU"RE WORRIED!?!? Hell I started the damn thread. What does that say about me? Ack, ok, I am not allowing myself to go down that road.

/em whistles and walks briskly into the distance.

I'm worried enough for the both of us. ;)