A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a
heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him,
"Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied,
"Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but
realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."

:devil

lmao..

awesome