This is awesome.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/06/24/muscle.gene.ap/

I was all ready to find some of that stuff, until I read about the whole "heart growing too large and exploding" bit. Might as well just use steroids. :(

What a way to go though. Imagine your friends reminiscing about your old gang somewhere in the far future. They'll go "poor Jacob... died from a chronic hernia"... "yeah shame about that, but remember Sanchek? That motherfucker's heart exploded in his chest!

I for one, welcome our new infant overlords.

I had to look and make sure there wasn't an X-Men 3 copyright in there anywhere :p