So yeah, I went to the various Inaugural balls. Nothing better than seeing a bunch of hillbillies wearing suits and eating tacos. It reminded me of the Clampets. To be honest Bush didn't bother me so much. His speaches were pretty good. It was just the deluge of retards from the fly over states (you know, the states you fly over on your way to somewhere civilized) with their "dubya" t-shirts that made me not want to stop my car at crosswalks.

The best though, was wednesday night. The big texan ball was that night and they were out in full force, ruining a perfectly good tuxedo with cowboy boots and 10 gallon hat. Classy, really. It snowed pretty bad here (a whole inch, but DC drivers aren't too snow driving savy) so Metro was the prefered method of transportation. I am leaving the ball when I get stopped by a guy from a large group from Indiana. All 15 of them are standing around looking like they've never rid a subway before, and me -- not wearing a cowboy hat -- looking like a local.

"Pardon me, son. We are trying to get to Bethesda. Do you know what way to take on this train?"
"Bethesda, Maryland?"
"Yes, thats the one. We are headed to the Hyatt"

Now, before I continue the conversation allow me to help some of you not familiar with the metro system. There is one line "the red line" that runs to a stop called "Bethesda" and the train leaves northward bound from "Gallery Place / Chinatown". There is another train that leaves "Gallery Place / Chinatown" called the yellow line which heads south into Virginia. Lets note again that the name "Bethesda" is clearly marked on the map.

"Oh, Maryland. You'll want to head south then, take the yellow line."
"Thanks son."

So they all rushed off. Thats exactly what I wanted to know really, was that these high-rolling republican fundraisers are dumb as sin. You know, not much of a surprise really. It took me a few minutes of feeling bad before I actually told them the truth, and explained that next time they should concider not getting involved in politics until they developed a sense of reality.

Here's another hilarious lil Inaugural story I felt I should pass along:
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/55545431.html

and explained that next time they should concider not getting involved in politics until they developed a sense of reality.




Because they asked you for directions they dont have a sense of reality..oh maybe you ment sense of direction?

So basically, you were a raging jackass to some trusting people from out of town, and that speaks badly of them? Quite the opposite, if you ask me.

For someone that never uses public transportation, you think them not knowing how to use it makes them dumb? Would you know your way around an oil rig or a commercial farm? How asinine can you get?

You should learn to spell before you "concider" calling anyone else dumb anyway

The inauguration was very good.

Poor ol' Rehnquist looked worn out, kind of like the Pope, lol. Obviously the expensive security worked, and I couldn't help but notice how beefy President Bush's limo looked!

Although this was a more formal ceremony, Bush didn't seem as easy-going as he was during the RNC, but who wouldn't be tense or nervous in his situation.

That said, 4 more years!!

So they all rushed off. Thats exactly what I wanted to know really, was that these high-rolling republican fundraisers are dumb as sin. You know, not much of a surprise really. It took me a few minutes of feeling bad before I actually told them the truth, and explained that next time they should concider not getting involved in politics until they developed a sense of reality.

Except this didn't happen, because you're a self-deluding whiny pussy.

Had it happened, all it would have demontrated was that you're a pathetic lying loser who has to search for the most inane ways possible to feel superior to people. Holy shit, they don't live here, I'm SOOOOO cool.

So yeah, I went to the various Inaugural balls.
I highly doubt this.

Then again, I recall you having some type of uber-secret special forces connection to the media or some shit. You used your secret password at the back door and got right in.

"Somebody order 4 lattes?"

Holy shit, the owner became the owned.

Well, I guess I understand Kelraz' intentions......

Posting this 'story' provided a much less expensive thrashing than to go to the local dungeon and pay to be chained, whipped and humiliated:rolleyes:

And so the thread was derailed from its very inception!

my parents came back from vacation and got me a Inauguration T-Shirt. I am not kidding you.. Why the hell they would get me this I have no idea. I hate politics, and I am really not fond of G.W. I think it's time to have mom put in a home or somethin. :confused:

They wanted you to burn it.

bbbbbbbuuurrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnn iiiittttttttt

Note: that is to be said with an Irish accent. Even better if you are a leprechaun on Selwen's shoulder.

Burn a shirt with the face of Bush on it? Are you kidding me DiscW? Christ motherfucker. You have a lot of nerve boy.

You -obviously- cut that shit up and use it as dish rags. Burn it indeed. Do you have any idea what Bush vapor would do to the atmosphere?

Wow some serious extremists on this board. Burning Bush shirts holly shit..its the end of the world as we know it.

I hope you look both ways before crossing the street Disco.

Ibudin

hahaha

I bet he will propose a constitutional amendment against burnig his visage, it will be his legacy. That, and the marriage amendment oh and the war in Iraq and the eventual take over over the Arab world.

Seriously though, Kelraz are you a pathological liar? People here seem to think so, and reading this I have to wonder as well.

Shit, I live in the DC area and I still have to look at the stupid metro map everytime I take it. Which, is once every 6 months usually, but I still have to look at it. Way to be a dingus Kel! Woo!

Note: that is to be said with an Irish accent. Even better if you are a leprechaun on Selwen's shoulder.

I am half Irish so I can do it. Although, I was thinkin more like Mel Gison in Braveheart scottish accent " burn it".

Even though I do not like Bush, I still think it would be unpatriotic and rude to supporters of bush to burn it. Then again.... (kidding)

Which one of these really smart Democrats are you Kelraz?

http://www.jsonline.com/news/metro/jan05/295825.asp

I am so proud I live in a blue state. We are all so smart here!

Wasn't the bill presented to the taxpayers like 40+ million dollars? No one man is worth blowing that much cheese on for some parties.


Yah, I'm a little late to this topic and no, I didn't see the inauguration since I am on New Delhi time.

Lummus, supposedly a lot of that money went toward security.

I think it was 40 million not including security. Security bills were charged to DC; normally they are charged to the government, IIRC.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/sspillow/lead_photo.jpg

So... yeah.

My bad for using a slightly altered simpsons reference. I shall know better next time! I surely do not want to invoke another one of those frighteningly weak flames from Ibudin!

And actually Zehn, you're right. Even ignoring the insane amount of pollution it would put out (for a t-shirt), god knows what it would do to the people that acidentally inhale the fumes. Permanent brain damage or something.

Good lord Kelraz you should be utterly ashamed of yourself.

As a native born Hoosier we'd be appauled if one of our kids acted with as lil class and respect as you did when they, and with dignity I might add, asked you for help.

Then again I have to wonder if you make up this shit before or after you blaze up.

Fandros

I'm guessing after, who else could conjure stories about a gun tooting, FBI chick who has the hots for him, let's him in on National Security secrets, lets him fire side arms at Quantico, and gives him all the inside infoz on DC's inner circle?

Actually it's quite entertaining, you have a vivid imagination ever thought of writing? BTW, I think the tinfoil hat brigade is looking for their leader.....Kelraz would that be you? :D

This just in from CNN (confused nerd news): Kelraz uses his "connections" (pizza delivery) to sneak into Area 51. Liberates oppressed aliens. Supermodels throw themselves at him for such an impressive feat. Alien race thanks him and promotes him to leader of Earth. World at peace.

More at 11. (or after he wakes up from his peyote induced visions)