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Talid
10-31-2004, 05:49 PM
Sorry, your thread has been turned into a Jean-Claude Van Damme discussion thread. My condonlences.
Greystone Thorngage
10-31-2004, 05:55 PM
/sigh damn Jean Claude and his french accent ant and ability to do a split!
Arisensun
10-31-2004, 05:59 PM
I really liked him in Bloodsport (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092675/) and Timecop (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111438/).

(Hi Jack!)
Talid
10-31-2004, 06:11 PM
He was really convincing in The Legionaire. But that movie had absolutely nothing to do with Crushbone, I was disappointed.

(Hi Sandbox!)
Arisensun
10-31-2004, 06:21 PM
In the Sandbox you will find a clutter of toys, and an occasional cat turd. It's a fun place to play. Here is a fun toy for when you are lucky enough to find a golden cat nugget, the Turd Twister (http://www.turdtwister.com/index.php).


http://www.cramerspointmotel.com/pictures/big/sandbox.jpg
Talid
10-31-2004, 06:24 PM
this table breaking will not stand.
trimlock
10-31-2004, 06:34 PM
talid stop to eat crap
Greystone Thorngage
10-31-2004, 07:07 PM
EWWW Arisenson used pictures of my RL backyard, ban him!
Filatal
10-31-2004, 10:34 PM
Dumb thread, everyone knows Seagal > Van Damme

Fil
Talid
10-31-2004, 10:44 PM
Fuck you. Seagal beats up Orin Hanner (http://imdb.com/title/tt0119123/), Van Damme beats up Raul Julia (http://imdb.com/title/tt0161993/)

Who the fuck has ever heard of Orin Hanner?
Talid
10-31-2004, 10:46 PM
Wait a minute, upon further inspection, Seagal is in This (http://imdb.com/title/tt0392878/)

It's now a tie, because as cool as that is, who the fuck is Orin Hanner?
Filatal
10-31-2004, 11:00 PM
Who cares who they beat up on? If Seagal and Van Damme were to fight, Van Damme would surrender because he's French! ( well, not really, but he's got a French sounding name and its probably genetic to surrender )

Fil
Arisensun
11-01-2004, 12:41 AM
If they were going to get into a fight, they would each bust out their stunt doubles and wager on who the winner would be.
Anterak
11-01-2004, 06:09 AM
If Seagal and Van Damme were to fight
Seagal, Gal of the sea... Just a men-attracting singing mermaid!!!
I mean Van Damme has almost "Damn" in his name, how more cool than that can you be?? A metaphysical question ("1+1 Steven?"), his special split while Seagal is searching, and bye bye his corroñes!!
Greystone Thorngage
11-01-2004, 07:52 AM
Seagal would kick the shit out of Van Damme. Seagal is a real Akido master, and those knife tricks he always does in the movies he can do in real life.
Popi Tinythug
11-01-2004, 11:45 PM
Both Seagal and Van Damme are shits compared to Chuck Norris. The man has everything, even a christian area on his website. http://www.chucknorris.com/html/christian.aspx
trimlock
11-01-2004, 11:54 PM
plus his own weight training program